Opinion Shut down all police movies and TV shows. Now. - And yes have no fear, I archived it



Like many other industries, entertainment companies have issued statements of support for the protests against racism and police brutality now filling America’s streets. But there’s something Hollywood can do to put its money where its social media posts are: immediately halt production on cop shows and movies and rethink the stories it tells about policing in America.

For a century, Hollywood has been collaborating with police departments, telling stories that whitewash police shootings and valorizing an action-hero style of policing over the harder, less dramatic work of building relationships with the communities cops are meant to serve and protect. There’s a reason for that beyond a reactionary streak hiding below the industry’s surface liberalism. Purely from a dramatic perspective, crime makes a story seem consequential, investigating crime generates action, and solving crime provides for a morally and emotionally satisfying conclusion.

The result is an addiction to stories that portray police departments as more effective than they actually are; crime as more prevalent than it actually is; and police use of force as consistently justified. There are always gaps between reality and fiction, but given what policing in America has too often become, Hollywood’s version of it looks less like fantasy and more like complicity.

There’s no question that it would be costly for networks and studios to walk away from the police genre entirely. Canceling Dick Wolf’s “Chicago” franchise of shows would wipe out an entire night of NBC’s prime-time programming; dropping “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” and a planned spinoff would cut even further into the lineup.

But the gap between what some companies and executives have promised this week and what they have done in the past cannot be ignored. As reality television critic Andy Dehnart points out, at ViacomCBS, cable networks chief Chris McCarthy pledged “to leverage all of our platforms to show our ally-ship.” One of those platforms also airs “Cops,” a decades-old reality show with a troubled history of participating in police censorship and peddling fear of black and brown criminals. If McCarthy means what he says, canceling “Cops” would be a start.

But simply canceling cop shows and movies would be easier than uprooting the assumptions at the heart of the problem.

Say writers made a commitment not to exaggerate the performance of police. Audiences would have to be retrained to watch, for example, a version of “Special Victims Unit” where the characters cleared only 33.4 percent of rape cases, or to accept that in almost 40 percent of murders and manslaughters, no suspect is arrested. If storytelling focused on less-dramatic but more-common crimes such as burglary and motor-vehicle theft, the stakes would shrink — along with the case-clearance rate.

In addition to revealing the world as it is, art has the power to show us the world as it can be. But when reform doesn’t seem like a real possibility, even modest optimism risks souring into mockery.

The closest thing to a reformist police show right now is “Brooklyn Nine-Nine,” a sitcom that alternates explorations of the policies and identity politics of the New York Police Department with fantastic gags and one-liners.

Series co-creator Dan Goor told me in 2016 that he hoped that the show was “Modeling what a good police-community interaction would be like.” I’ve never doubted his care in pursuing that ideal. This week, Goor and the cast donated $100,000 to the National Bail Fund Network and announced that they “condemn the murder of George Floyd and support the many people who are protesting police brutality nationally.”

Still, as Vulture’s Kathryn VanArendonk put it this week, the show can’t escape what it is: Neither the show’s good intentions and genuine good work nor “its silliness ... change the way it prioritizes police perspectives over anyone else’s,” VanArendonk wrote.

One way forward might be to emphasize the dialogues, and sometimes fierce struggles, that take place within police departments. “The Shield,” which aired on FX from 2002 to 2008, follows the reign and eventual downfall of corrupt Detective Vic Mackey (Michael Chiklis) and his Strike Team, based on the division at the center of the real-life Rampart scandal in Los Angeles. In the finale, Claudette Wyms (CCH Pounder), Mackey’s longtime colleague and a truly decent officer, wins a small victory. Mackey, in exchange for his cooperation in an investigation against the surviving members of his team, is not prosecuted for his crimes, but he is required to spend three years in a deadening desk job at Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

It takes seven seasons to even achieve that much on “The Shield.” It’s been almost six years since Michael Brown was shot and killed by Officer Darren Wilson in Ferguson, Mo., and no one can be blamed for feeling like national reform has moved at a similarly petty pace. If the entertainment industry truly believes change can no longer wait, it should start with its own storytelling.
 
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One of the worst things about modern culture is this idea that being a victim makes you a hero, it doesn't.

Exactly. He's not a fucking hero. He was a cracked out criminal who was abused by police. He's an EXAMPLE of brutality against the poor, but he is not in the least bit heroic.
 
Now come on people, why don't we think of a nice TV show that BLM will approve of? Let's say something where the police are shown as corrupt and incompetent. The heroes of the show could be two convicted criminals on probation who are constantly being hassled by local law enforcement, even though they're doing nothing wrong.

Obviously there has to be a sexy girl in it, so maybe the two heroes could have a female cousin or something who wears short shorts.

Then they need a fast car to get away from the corrupt bastard police who keep trying to frame them for crimes. Maybe we could paint a cool looking flag or other logo on the roof of the car.

Why can't anyone make a nice woke TV show like that?

They want The Handmaiden's Tale, but in it nigs are the master race.

Someone should make a Wakanda Steamed Hams. Coz that's the left atm.
 
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Exactly. He's not a fucking hero. He was a cracked out criminal who was abused by police. He's an EXAMPLE of brutality against the poor, but he is not in the least bit heroic.

I'm trying to think if this "being a victim makes you a hero" mentality started with 9/11 or if it's older but was supercharged by 9/11.
 
What about a show where the hero is a career criminal who has become extremely wealthy? He could also be shown as widely respected and attractive to women.

This would surely undermine the fascist, oppressive narrative that law enforcement is good.

Of course he would have to go through all kinds of personal angst about the things he does to achieve this position, otherwise he'd just look like a horrible bastard.

Maybe we could make a career criminal more sympathetic to the audience by having him go into therapy so he can talk about all his neuroses to a sexy female psychiatrist.

Throw in a cool theme tune which subtly insinuates that our hero has contemplated suicide and I don't see how antifa or BLM could possibly object.
 
If this were to be a thing though, what if it didn't stop at police based media? They could end up just removing all 'offensive' media entirely and have...I'm not actually sure if there is a single piece of media that wouldn't offend someone, somewhere. Reminds me of the idea of removing all instances of the twin towers from old media in case people get triggered or something for seeing that they used to be there or whatever.
Also I love crime/cop shows, I used to watch COPS as a kid with my parents, its nostalgic.
My civics government teacher made jokes about COPS that they will always show half naked black guys on the show for some reason shouting and screaming that their rights are being violated back in the 2000s. The guy was white as hell but probably couldn't make those same jokes in this era.
 
I'm trying to think if this "being a victim makes you a hero" mentality started with 9/11 or if it's older but was supercharged by 9/11

The current, tiresome leftist behavior of never shutting the fuck up about designated, supposed "victimhood" groups (and of claiming they ackshually have the moral high ground) started before 9/11. But post-9/11 is the first time I remember leftists actively ignoring obvious reality to fit a preferred narrative. (For example, the claims that Islam is a religion of peace started after 9/11. Same with Bush literally being worse than Adolf Hitler.)
 
You all mention SVU (which I watch, btw) as a joke, but there is some truth on saying the show already needs to die. They went from a show dealing with sex crimes, which need a special treatment as people are affected different by them and many are reluctant to report it while also wondering if the offenders couldn't be victims themselves to say "well, fuck Anne Coulter, that cunt deserves to be raped for having wrong opinions."

Is there even a place for a show like this when most Hollywood is convinced that all men are evil and all women are victims? There was an episode when Rollins tells Olivia that she believes everybody's a victim as a criticism of her character and now the show seems to have embraced that.

Now come on people, why don't we think of a nice TV show that BLM will approve of?
Have you ever watched Pose?

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these are the actual black lives that matter to BLM.
 
How about a TV show that goes straight for the Trump administration? Yeah, fuck the government right? Nobody ever made a show which portrayed the government as evil.

Our heroes can be a group of war veterans who have served the United States faithfully. One of them could even be shown as so traumatized by his war experience that he's been driven mad.

Then the evil fascist government frames them for a crime they didn't commit and sends them to prison. But being hardass heroes who are above the law, they all break out of prison and go on the run.

They could even be shown using their time on the run as spent solving crimes and helping attractive young women in distress, just to further ram home the message that the police should be abolished.
 
What about a show where the hero is a career criminal who has become extremely wealthy? He could also be shown as widely respected and attractive to women.

This would surely undermine the fascist, oppressive narrative that law enforcement is good.

Of course he would have to go through all kinds of personal angst about the things he does to achieve this position, otherwise he'd just look like a horrible bastard.

Maybe we could make a career criminal more sympathetic to the audience by having him go into therapy so he can talk about all his neuroses to a sexy female psychiatrist.

Throw in a cool theme tune which subtly insinuates that our hero has contemplated suicide and I don't see how antifa or BLM could possibly object.
Isn't that the Sopranos?
 
But Maritska Hargitay will be out of work! Jk she makes 450,000 per episode.

Prime Suspect was an amazing and realistic police drama. You can't fuck with Dame Helen Mirren. I highly reccomend it.
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I'm seeing a shit ton of people turning against Brooklyn NineNine because all of a sudden copaganda. This was only seconds after they were busy praising it considering how desperate people wanted it to get picked up again.
 
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LMAO! You mean the police procedural, probably the most successful sub-genre of all time? Yeah good luck with that.

Anyway, I’m now watching a COPS marathon to spite this shit. The most recent episode featured “ho, ho, ho” with snow on the title card, which you would think meant a Christmas episode, but it’s about prostitutes. God I love COPS.
 
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