Opinion Shut down all police movies and TV shows. Now. - And yes have no fear, I archived it



Like many other industries, entertainment companies have issued statements of support for the protests against racism and police brutality now filling America’s streets. But there’s something Hollywood can do to put its money where its social media posts are: immediately halt production on cop shows and movies and rethink the stories it tells about policing in America.

For a century, Hollywood has been collaborating with police departments, telling stories that whitewash police shootings and valorizing an action-hero style of policing over the harder, less dramatic work of building relationships with the communities cops are meant to serve and protect. There’s a reason for that beyond a reactionary streak hiding below the industry’s surface liberalism. Purely from a dramatic perspective, crime makes a story seem consequential, investigating crime generates action, and solving crime provides for a morally and emotionally satisfying conclusion.

The result is an addiction to stories that portray police departments as more effective than they actually are; crime as more prevalent than it actually is; and police use of force as consistently justified. There are always gaps between reality and fiction, but given what policing in America has too often become, Hollywood’s version of it looks less like fantasy and more like complicity.

There’s no question that it would be costly for networks and studios to walk away from the police genre entirely. Canceling Dick Wolf’s “Chicago” franchise of shows would wipe out an entire night of NBC’s prime-time programming; dropping “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” and a planned spinoff would cut even further into the lineup.

But the gap between what some companies and executives have promised this week and what they have done in the past cannot be ignored. As reality television critic Andy Dehnart points out, at ViacomCBS, cable networks chief Chris McCarthy pledged “to leverage all of our platforms to show our ally-ship.” One of those platforms also airs “Cops,” a decades-old reality show with a troubled history of participating in police censorship and peddling fear of black and brown criminals. If McCarthy means what he says, canceling “Cops” would be a start.

But simply canceling cop shows and movies would be easier than uprooting the assumptions at the heart of the problem.

Say writers made a commitment not to exaggerate the performance of police. Audiences would have to be retrained to watch, for example, a version of “Special Victims Unit” where the characters cleared only 33.4 percent of rape cases, or to accept that in almost 40 percent of murders and manslaughters, no suspect is arrested. If storytelling focused on less-dramatic but more-common crimes such as burglary and motor-vehicle theft, the stakes would shrink — along with the case-clearance rate.

In addition to revealing the world as it is, art has the power to show us the world as it can be. But when reform doesn’t seem like a real possibility, even modest optimism risks souring into mockery.

The closest thing to a reformist police show right now is “Brooklyn Nine-Nine,” a sitcom that alternates explorations of the policies and identity politics of the New York Police Department with fantastic gags and one-liners.

Series co-creator Dan Goor told me in 2016 that he hoped that the show was “Modeling what a good police-community interaction would be like.” I’ve never doubted his care in pursuing that ideal. This week, Goor and the cast donated $100,000 to the National Bail Fund Network and announced that they “condemn the murder of George Floyd and support the many people who are protesting police brutality nationally.”

Still, as Vulture’s Kathryn VanArendonk put it this week, the show can’t escape what it is: Neither the show’s good intentions and genuine good work nor “its silliness ... change the way it prioritizes police perspectives over anyone else’s,” VanArendonk wrote.

One way forward might be to emphasize the dialogues, and sometimes fierce struggles, that take place within police departments. “The Shield,” which aired on FX from 2002 to 2008, follows the reign and eventual downfall of corrupt Detective Vic Mackey (Michael Chiklis) and his Strike Team, based on the division at the center of the real-life Rampart scandal in Los Angeles. In the finale, Claudette Wyms (CCH Pounder), Mackey’s longtime colleague and a truly decent officer, wins a small victory. Mackey, in exchange for his cooperation in an investigation against the surviving members of his team, is not prosecuted for his crimes, but he is required to spend three years in a deadening desk job at Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

It takes seven seasons to even achieve that much on “The Shield.” It’s been almost six years since Michael Brown was shot and killed by Officer Darren Wilson in Ferguson, Mo., and no one can be blamed for feeling like national reform has moved at a similarly petty pace. If the entertainment industry truly believes change can no longer wait, it should start with its own storytelling.
 
Is this just for human cops? Or are doggos also at risk? They can take my Inspector Rex DVDs from my cold dead hands.
Theodore Rex was better
I don't like this censorship happy mentality of just banning thing because it has cops, it was already autsitic enough that they attack a toddler's show like paw patrol.
 
Also Inspector Clouseau will be forbidden:

"ze pink ponter, ze is recovereud. Fon? Fon? Do not attack me, Fon! Vehr ar you Fon?"

This has been rejected by the Board of Censors. Pink is colourphobic, panther denotes appropriation by humans of the culture of a species, "attack" is a violent word and "Fong" is a Chinese name and as such may only be used with express permission of our Chinese comrades.

The approved version is:

"ze vegan mushy ting, ze is recovered. Harmony? Harmony? Please, consider not engaging me in debate if you wish, Harmony! Sorry if this question seems aggressive or you entered your personal space but if comfortable tell me where I could find you, if you wish to be found"

Furthermore "Inspector" should be replaced by "Societal equality educator"
 
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If they touch Hot Fuzz... they gonna die.

Apparently they can break a man's arm
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It's ridiculous how we have all of these people flagellating themselves online for enjoying the "wrong" entertainment, you have people apologizing or questioning their having been regular watchers of shows like "Brooklyn Nine Nine". Or just any pop culture at all, for being problematic.

"I realize in these trying times that my enjoyment of pro-wrestling is not without problems, in hindsight I should have realized how riddled with toxic masculinity it is after seeing Degeneration X call Bret Harte gay in 1997."
 
Is this just for human cops? Or are doggos also at risk?
I learned from here that there's a subreddit for posting cute pictures of animals, and a few months ago before all this started it essentially imploded because some people were terminally outraged that people would post pictures of police dogs.

So, doggos are also at risk. Many of them have been very clear - ACAB, not a single exception, even if the cop is non-human, fictional, or both - which does, in fact, include Inspector Rex, Turner and Hooch, Paw Patrol, and on and on and on...
 
Well, time to prep up those external hard drives and torrent clients again. Yarr.
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This is exactly why I'm building a 140TB NAS. I don't stream anything I want to watch; I just download it with youtube-dl or torrents instead and hang on to anything that's actually good enough to warrant a repeat viewing some day. I simply don't trust that the stuff I like to watch will actually be available elsewhere when I get around to watching it. Between companies going all Disney on their libraries and stuff getting randomly "cancelled" by the SJW faggots there's just no guarantee any given material will always be available.

And just FYI -- rent a seedbox and use it for your torrenting. Keeps the ISP happy/oblivious and the lawyers at bay.
 
WTF. Australian police shows are the best thing to watch ever.
All the suspects are a bunch of drunk people taking the piss in silly accents. It's fucking brilliant.

All the people "just waitin for a mate", will never had their stories told.
 
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Timcast and some Youtubers vlogged about this.


lu impy

"logic" at its finest: - let's end police movies as it is pro-police propaganda - let's ignore all action & horror movies showing violence which can be viewed as violence propaganda - likely outcome = violence in movies is fully justified if hero fight for a good cause..like feminism

Audgusto Flores

I ended up buying the whole Dirty Harry collection after watching this.

Erwin Simpauco

To whoever wrote this article, I hope no situatiom comes when you would have to call the cops for help. That would be very awkward.
Ben Benson
These people don't need to. They live inside their ivory towers, financially well off, gated communities secured by private security forces. It's always the privileged class who are advocating for this nonsense because they will profit from lower classes fighting themselves.
Michael David
They want the cops to go away because they'd be arrested for what they've got planned next.
Rumble Hat
Ben Benson II will get to them eventually. Their gates and ivory towers will be stormed, just like that sports writer who said "burn it all" when they were torching their own neighborhoods, then quickly called them "animals" when they showed up in his neighborhood.
 
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