The Mysterious Mr. Enter / Jonathan Rozanski's "Growing Around" - IndieGoGo Campaign Failed, John going off the deep end, "Turning Red" is ignorant about 9/11 (later retracted)

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Peep Plops said:
Does Enter actually have any intention of actually producing his dumb cartoon beyond the scripting stage or what? Like there're no storyboards, no proper model sheets, no animatics, nothing but horribly unfunny scripts. Tons of them, mountains upon mountains of awful, awful scripts. Fellas, I'm beginning to think this cartoon might never get made.
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There is a single animatic for the first scene of the pilot. It’s... not good.

 
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Crescent Fresh said:
There is a single animatic for the first scene of the pilot. It’s... not good.

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Alright, the "Are we there yet" joke wasn't that good in the script, but here it's completely killed because we can clearly see that Sally is driving and the parents are in the backseat before we get to the punchline.
 
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CoconutCat said:
Enter's excuse is that because cars are shaped like beatles, the front part is too small for adults. This doesn't explain why they don't just make cars that adults can drive though.
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Honestly, this made me think of something weird that I'm not sure has been brought up before.
The fuck do they do with midgets, dwarves, or hell, just short people in general ? This world is intended to adapt to children, and dwarves can often be around children's height, in some cases even shorter, so would be they be still treated as adults or kids? Would they be considered some kind of fucking threat or anomaly because they closer adapt to the functional beings of this hellhole?

christ i need to stop thinking about the creations of an autistic pedo at midnight
 
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coach_mclurk said:
I don't think Enter realizes just how important audio and visuals are for an audio-visual medium.
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Crescent Fresh said:
There is a single animatic for the first scene of the pilot. It’s... not good.

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This is the proof right here that reveals that no, Enter doesn't understand how visuals work in a visual medium. The only absolute way this joke works is if you can't see where they're actually sitting until the punchline, and he managed to fuck it up royally. Because he thinks the whole thing is the punchline without giving a proper workup to it. He's way too old to attribute this to inexperience and age so we can file this one under autism for sure.
 
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Burmese Rice Farmer said:
Honestly, this made me think of something weird that I'm not sure has been brought up before.
The fuck do they do with midgets, dwarves, or hell, just short people in general ? This world is intended to adapt to children, and dwarves can often be around children's height, in some cases even shorter, so would be they be still treated as adults or kids? Would they be considered some kind of fucking threat or anomaly because they closer adapt to the functional beings of this hellhole?

christ i need to stop thinking about the creations of an autistic pedo at midnight
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Now I’m imagining how their world would react to someone with whatever the fuck Andy Milonakis had. I can’t tell if they’d be murdered immediately to keep the peace or effectively become their new god. Probably both.

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This is the proof right here that reveals that no, Enter doesn't understand how visuals work in a visual medium. The only absolute way this joke works is if you can't see where they're actually sitting until the punchline, and he managed to fuck it up royally. Because he thinks the whole thing is the punchline without giving a proper workup to it. He's way too old to attribute this to inexperience and age so we can file this one under autism for sure.
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Why actually make any jokes when you can throw in one or two more shots of adults sitting in the back seat where they belong?
 
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The absolute lack of awareness about the sheer amount of crossdressing featured in his show is just beyond staggering. It’s getting to the point where I really want to just put him on the spot and just ask what the fuck is with him and little boys in dresses. It’s beyond a joke when even the people on his discord group are talking about it now.
 
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coach_mclurk said:
Enter just made a new rule on his discord: no asking to audition for character voices. It's like he's trying to sabotage his own show's development.
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For a second I thought “well that actually makes sense, he probably already has voices for the main characters in the pilot”... and then I remembered that the pilot also takes the time to introduce like twenty other bit characters on top of the main cast. Unless he’s either having a small cast do like five voices each, or is even more of an idiot and trying to get “professional” actors, that’s a bad idea to shut out such unsolicited contributions.
 
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Apparently you can't audition to be an artist either. The reasoning, at least for voices, is that Enter wants storyboards done first. I don't see why he doesn't just get voices first since so many people want to audition. The scripts are finished after all. Maybe if he had a voiced scene or two and some art to go along with it the indiegogo wouldn't have failed as hard.
 
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coach_mclurk said:
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Apparently you can't audition to be an artist either. The reasoning, at least for voices, is that Enter wants storyboards done first. I don't see why he doesn't just get voices first since so many people want to audition. The scripts are finished after all. Maybe if he had a voiced scene or two and some art to go along with it the indiegogo wouldn't have failed as hard.
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"If you can't except the premise for what it is..."

Lol, he's such a good writer, guys.

Rule 11 is also pretty great, since most of the 'show' only exists within Enter's head I doubt there are many passing that test.
 
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coach_mclurk said:
Enter just made a new rule on his discord: no asking to audition for character voices. It's like he's trying to sabotage his own show's development.
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I now fully believe enter doesn't want Growing around to ever succeed. He just wants to appear like he is doing "something" to not look like the complete and utter failure of a human being he absolutely is. If growing around ever did make progress he would actually have to work and that is the last thing he wants to do.
 
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coach_mclurk said:
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Apparently you can't audition to be an artist either. The reasoning, at least for voices, is that Enter wants storyboards done first. I don't see why he doesn't just get voices first since so many people want to audition. The scripts are finished after all. Maybe if he had a voiced scene or two and some art to go along with it the indiegogo wouldn't have failed as hard.
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Thanks. It seems for all intents and purposes, there is no way to contact Enter about what he is up to video-wise. Super.
Oh, by the way, for those keeping an eye on Star, she's on break for both Twitter and the CN thing.
 
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