Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[Water-T]

LOL. Look at Greg sucking his cheeks in so they look more defined.

All he's doing is looking like goddamn Zoolander.

"Autism is the essence of greasiness"

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

We've been daying that his dick is tiny and gross. Isn't that enough?

LOL. Look at Greg sucking his cheeks in so they look more defined.

All he's doing is looking like goddamn Zoolander.

"Autism is the essence of greasiness"

Don't do my boy Derek like that

 

[JoyQ]

Remember in his IRS house tour, when he showed a garage filled up to the ceiling with the boxes of Apple products and expensive filming equipment? And yet he has never spent any money on classes to learn how to at least adjust the lights and not burn the every loving shit out of everything.

Didn't he just say he bought a camera so his onlyfans pics won't be taken with his iphone anymore? Where did all his equipment go? Did he sell it? Or did he buy ANOTHER NEW camera?

 

[NoChrysanthema'am]

The slick-skinned, dead-eyed glare into the HD camera is like Dennis Reynolds trying a Blue Steel. But the philtrum and the nose - - so receded and angular. Face like a greasy jack-o-lantern

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

2) why does his dick literally have crumbs on it. Wtf is wrong here? How does one get dick crumbs?

It's a pretty common thing and non-threatening.

 

[Professor Iris]

....between this and the Nikocado thread, I'm beginning to think that it should be outright illegal for certain people to have nudes.

 

[heatboss]

Sperging continues.....

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's a pretty common thing and non-threatening.
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They can also indicate HPV.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

Not gonna lie, 'dick crumbs' has me rolling. And common/non-threatening or not, I think it's safe to say that anything on Grugg's body is repulsive simply by merit of being part of Grugg.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The slick-skinned, dead-eyed glare into the HD camera is like Dennis Reynolds trying a Blue Steel. But the philtrum and the nose - - so receded and angular. Face like a greasy jack-o-lantern

Dennis Reynolds looks younger!

Do I need to increase the shitposting?
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Spoiler: Wannabe gay porn star

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He looks just like Smeagol from LOTR. His "Precious" is 16 year old girls.

 

[Angler]

Do I need to increase the shitposting?
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Spoiler: Wannabe gay porn star

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I really hope gay porn is where this character arc is headed I want to see how quickly he washes out:

From washed out YouTuber to washed out pornstar with IBS

 

[Hapless Mailman]

Oh, god.. the resemblance is uncanny...

Spoiler: MUH COPYRIGHTED NOODS, REMOVE IT NOW!!

But seriously, the greased-up look he's sporting makes me ill. He probably got that from all the loli hentai he apparently watches.

 

[Um...Okay]

Probably this minute........ Kai is crying about her husband's dick crumbs.

They've probably broken him in with their strap on years ago.

 

[Swiss46]

Welcome to my personal hell today we will be reviewing Onision's first three dick pics in order to establish fair use.

Spoiler: Cock 1

The best word to describe this cock is aggressive. When looking at this my monkey brain instinctively fears it and wishes to avoid any confrontation with it if at all possible. I would say it most resembles a cobra or a Dilophosaurus from the first Jurassic Park movie. Overall this is a very unpleasing Dick picture making me fear the anger possessed by Greg's cock instead of the lustful pleasure onlyfans promised me. 4/10.

Spoiler: Cock 2

this dick seems almost sad to me leading to me sympathizing with Greg's dick because I too would not like to be attached to him. The odd dis-colorization and the way the foreskin makes it seem like it is hiding from me leads me to believe that Greg is holding down on to it very tight and it is in pain. As a work of art this dick makes me feel things no other dick has or probably ever will, but as a scandalous nude of an E-celebrity it is lacking in anything remotely titillating not helped by the fact that Greg's pudgy stomach is in the frame. 5/10.

Spoiler: Cock 3

This shot of Greg's penis is remarkably minimalist with nothing but a rather pronounced curve and Greg's incredibly tiny balls to add any flair to the picture. This looks like it was taken at a police station and entered into evidence not something that would turn me on in the slightest. Nothing about the dick itself stands out to me enough to warrant any real emotions so in the end I am left feeling empty after gazing upon this cock. 1/10.

I hope Greg will understand that I am reviewing these cocks as works of art and as products with the sole intention of giving a purchasing guide to any Kiwi's looking to join Greg's only fans. I will be willing to draw transformative mustaches on them. If Greg would like the pictures altered that is my offer. Currently I believe what I have accomplished her to be fair use criticism of a penis that could not be accomplished without the use of said Dick pics as visual aids.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

Exhibit A)
Note the presence of twisting lines on his arm, the rhythm of which is extended to the wriggling wrinkles on his nether-thumb. Unlike the other two photos, the cock points directly upward, in stark contrast to the aforementioned lines -- possibly alluding to Greg's desire to escape the dumpster fire of his life (taking his filth to the outer reaches of space). However, just like a tree entangled by vines, it is unlikely the artist will see this fantasy fulfilled.

Exhibit B)
The sickly palette of the photo calls to mind the rotting of the mind beneath that greasy mop. His camo jacket hangs over his arm, presenting the illusion that his hand is floating in the air, perhaps to represent the artist's own refusal to take responsibility for the crimes and damages he has inflicted over the course of his life. The cock is pale against the black briefs... a sad fish suspended in a cold void.

Exhibit C)
Also known by its alternative title, 'Scared Beans Under the Log.' An angry rash leads the eye to a misshapen sack containing one frightened ball, and the absent ghost of its frightened brother.

There's more to remark on, but I'm cleaning the barf off of my monocle.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Teehee I'm such a cute little twink
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Ok Grandpa. Whatever you say.

I wonder if he would ever consider fillers.

What the fuck is up with that philtrum? That's got to be an indicator of some type of congenital disorder.

 

[Orion Balls]

....between this and the Nikocado thread, I'm beginning to think that it should be outright illegal for certain people to have nudes.

It is. That's why Lainey was possibly going to get into trouble at some point in the distant past.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I wanted Big Albert's laygs, not.....whatever this is.

This is unnacceptable. I feel burned.

 

[heatboss]

Here's a higher res version of his face. You can see the red spots.

here's a better version:

also here's what Greg's real sex sounds like:

 

[Tard Repository]

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Greg, in his nasally, faggoty metrosexual voice: "God you're so pathetic. Fuck you..."

Doesn't sound dominating or appealing even to the humiliation fetishists when it sounds like you're trying to keep your voice down so as not to wake your parents, Greg.