Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

not sure if its been posted before, but there's a cooking with jack subreddit that was created by none other than jack himself years ago

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looks like none of his fans ever found out about it, and the only posts are just people making fun of him

jack's reddit. he hasn't posted anything in 3 years
https://www.reddit.com/user/jakatak/

Expect fatty to nuke it now since this thread brought it up, and he is that much of a thinskinned bitch.

 

[SiggyB]

The coconut water has 18g of carbs per bottle. That is nearly your daily alloted carb intake in one go.

The Ice+caffeine has 70mg of caffeine per can, so if he chugs down a sixer, that is around 420mg of caffeine.

Also we know they both consume much more caffeine (especially Jack with his coffee chased by a fucking Bang energy drink).

These people are not healthy in the slightest.

This is another stroke / aneurysm waiting to happen. Cholesterol to harden the blood vessels, fat to clot, sodium to thicken, caffeine to constrict.. Something's gonna pop or clog!

 

[Aaway]

yeah, she works hard so you can live the life of a 5 year old

 

[Super Hans]

yeah, she works hard so you can live the life of a 5 year old

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What kind of asshole names their daughter Flanders? Middle name, but still.

 

[Free the Pedos]

What kind of asshole names their daughter Flanders? Middle name, but still.

It’s probably her maiden name.
Very Christian to buy and brag about a fancy new car, Jack. Just what Jesus would do.

 

[salmonellajack]

Meanwhile Jack makes videos about drinking nuts from a glass in the hope he'll get a 5 dollar amazon gift card from his "sponsors"

 

[Canned Bread]

Expect fatty to nuke it now since this thread brought it up, and he is that much of a thinskinned bitch.

Apparently from the subreddit post Aaway put up, Jack isn't actually the owner of the subreddit, he is just a moderator, so he can't. Besides, I don't think Jack knows that the word nuke can mean something other than putting food in the microwave.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

yeah, she works hard so you can live the life of a 5 year old

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Tammy has “always wanted” a Ford Explorer? Depressing.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I looked at his reddit post history and saw this:




Curious, I clicked on the video:

I wasn’t aware of this “Letters from Jack” channel of his.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

I looked at his reddit post history and saw this:

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Curious, I clicked on the video:

I wasn’t aware of this “Letters from Jack” channel of his.

Watch the Chick Fil A one. Even by Jack standards it is unbelievably embarrassing.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Watch the Chick Fil A one. Even by Jack standards it is unbelievably embarrassing.

Holy shit, he’s fucking crazy. That’s like a Michael Scott move.

 

[DX10]

Why does this fucking dude have so many goddamned channels? He could barely struggle through like three videos a week, if that, when he had two working arms.

 

[Aaway]

I looked at his reddit post history and saw this:

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Curious, I clicked on the video:

I wasn’t aware of this “Letters from Jack” channel of his.

letters from jack and his f as in frank channel offer the most in-depth look at just how fucking stupid jack is

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Why does this fucking dude have so many goddamned channels? He could barely struggle through like three videos a week, if that, when he had two working arms.

I like how he claims to be this YouTube marketing megabrain. So good at YouTube that he made a series on making money on YouTube. YouTube Consultant!

So good that all his subsequent channels barely do any traffic. Techtime? 400 subs.

 

[Aaway]

Why does this fucking dude have so many goddamned channels? He could barely struggle through like three videos a week, if that, when he had two working arms.

He's had 8 channels in all. the first four are the only ones he's still active on. and i'm not counting fish hook

Cooking w/Jack
Jack on the Go
Techtime
Eye 2 Eye
Letters from Jack
F as in Frank
Jack Scalfani, where he's uploaded vlogs and gaming videos
He also has a channel called "Cooking with Jack, Too" which he used to upload recipes that viewers had sent him (last upload was five years ago)

 

[captkrisma]

Active subscriber counts:

Cooking w/Jack - 452,000
Jack on the Go - 40,600
Techtime - 2,720
Eye 2 Eye - 285
Letters from Jack - 825
F as in Frank - 480
Jack Scalfani - 1,510
Cooking with Jack, Too - 9,080

Total subs across 8 channels: 507,500

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Active subscriber counts:

Cooking w/Jack - 452,000
Jack on the Go - 40,600
Techtime - 2,720
Eye 2 Eye - 285
Letters from Jack - 825
F as in Frank - 480
Jack Scalfani - 1,510
Cooking with Jack, Too - 9,080

Total subs across 8 channels: 507,500

The best thing he could do would be to open comments and get more active over on CWJT. He could make pretty decent coin if he would just take himself a little less seriously and try to just have fun with his videos. People would probably leave fewer troll comments too. This is exactly how Reviewbrah made the most of his YT following and now people unironically like him.

 

[Aaway]

The best thing he could do would be to open comments and get more active over on CWJT. He could make pretty decent coin if he would just take himself a little less seriously and try to just have fun with his videos. People would probably leave fewer troll comments too. This is exactly how Reviewbrah made the most of his YT following and now people unironically like him.

reviewbrah embraced the fact that he was a meme and look where it's gotten him in terms of subs/popularity. same with joey

i have no doubt the same would apply to jack but he's far too thin skinned and egotistical to do that. i mean come on, the guy couldn't even handle comments on his videos. he'll just keep getting his 4k views on each CWJ video and thinking he's a serious cooking channel

 

[feral cat #6385]

What kind of asshole names their daughter Flanders? Middle name, but still.

Must be her maiden name.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

reviewbrah embraced the fact that he was a meme and look where it's gotten him in terms of subs/popularity. same with joey

i have no doubt the same would apply to jack but he's far too thin skinned and egotistical to do that. i mean come on, the guy couldn't even handle comments on his videos. he'll just keep getting his 4k views on each CWJ video and thinking he's a serious cooking channel

One thing he would do if he were smart (other than turning on comments) is to set up a patreon with a special tier, say like $25 a month or so, that would be limited to like 15 slots, and everyone in that slot gets to send him one recipe a month that he will make and try on the show. It can be any recipe, as long as it contains ingredients that are safe for human consumption. Anyone could send him recipes that he could decide to make, but everyone in that special tier would be guaranteed to get one recipe a month. I know of artists who use this system to take commissions on patreon and it works really well, makes it competitive.