Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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"she/her":
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https://twitter.com/acetigress/status/1270048925219729408 (Archive)

I'm fairly certain he jacked up the saturation on that photo to make the glasses more colorful, because this image is straight up grody. If I go and turn down both saturation and contrast, this is what it would look like if it were presumably unedited by Louis.



When you boost both, like Louis did, it oversaturates the image and brings out the color temperature, and makes surfaces look dramatically more reflective of light. Since he's outside on a sunny day, there's mostly warm colors, so it winds up making the image look visually warmer than the Sahara. And because Louis is already a sweaty greaseball, it makes him look even slimier, at least on a literal level.



There's still a few things worth pointing out with this image, though. The first is that it looks like age is starting to catch up to Louis, since he's visibly got gray hairs not only from his scalp, but from his neckbeard as well. His hair is also detectably greasy, and seems like he hasn't washed it in about three days or so, which is a great idea when deciding to take a photo of yourself. The last, and my personal favorite, is that Louis has fallen victim to the folly of most stupid people: reflective surfaces. You can see his expensive iPhone in the reflection of his new shades. On top of that, why did he buy new prescription sunglasses anyways, which can run for over a hundred dollars, when he was reduced to begging for the money to buy a brand new pair of prescription glasses not a month ago?

This is just another instance of Louis's habit of pointlessly bragging about recent purchases conflicting with his other habit of appearing financially helpless. There's no reason he needed to share this outside of wanting to brag; if anything there's every reason in the world for him to specifically not post this. Regardless, I look forward to Louis inadvertently revealing more information about himself through the reflection of these sunglasses in the near future. Which I'm certain he'll still do even after I've written this, since he absolutely, genuinely does not read this thread for really real.

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https://twitter.com/acetigress/status/1270011914903588871

http://archive.md/Aq73z

hmm...

"stop telling me what to do with my account unless you're paying for my internet access."

So if his mother tells him to put his age and DOB on his account, does he have to do it, then?

 

[SIGSEGV]

On top of that, why did he buy new prescription sunglasses anyways, which can run for over a hundred dollars, when he was reduced to begging for the money to buy a brand new pair of prescription glasses not a month ago?

Good point, transition lenses and dedicated prescription lenses can be expensive. You know what's less expensive? Clip on tinted lenses that you put in front of the regular, prescription lenses. That's what I used when I was a kid.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

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This caught my interest. Someone said that he was just going to spend his money on Grubhub. No surprises here:


Lou has an issue with his Grubhub order. Archive


His shitty whining posts with horrid handwriting make me want to vomit. Archive


Bumps his own thread later because Grubhub didn't acknowledge his babying. Archive


Newest money sink when he should be buying food and groceries. What a fucking waste. Listen you lard, if you apologize for something then IMMEDIATELY go and do it again, it's very obvious you weren't actually apologizing. You can't single out a thing you've done to warrant an apology and you won't improve. Maybe your mom should kick you out to show you what it's like to actually be poor. Would save her money too. Archive

 

[Next Task]

Kevin seems to rub noses with just about every troon cow on the net, so we can hope.

I'm always surprised that he's not in the Rat King forum.

Lou, meanwhile, has suddenly decided in the space of a week that no, his sexuality is not private, he not only needs to tell the world but also get graphic with it.

And his apologies are like his wants/needs schtick. He got in trouble for buying shit he doesn't need with his begging money, so he thinks constantly repeating that he gets what he needs before getting what he wants stops that criticism from being valid. It doesn't, at all, but he thinks saying he's going to buy something he wants absolves him of the greed, stupidity and lying of doing so with money he's begged for food for him and his ever-suffering family.

Same with the self-loathing. It should be genuine, as he is a terrible, terrible person. But he seems to think that merely saying he's bad is the same thing as genuinely apologising and trying to be better. It really isn't.

He thinks putting up large 'Buyer Beware' signs about himself is the same as trying not to be a shitty person. It's no wonder he's a troon furry - they're two groups renowned for accepting the absolute worst people, who have no intentions to change and with a ton of skeletons in their closet, since that makes up an easy 95% plus of their members.

 

[kevin]

I'm always surprised that he's not in the Rat King forum.

Lou, meanwhile, has suddenly decided in the space of a week that no, his sexuality is not private, he not only needs to tell the world but also get graphic with it.

And his apologies are like his wants/needs schtick. He got in trouble for buying shit he doesn't need with his begging money, so he thinks constantly repeating that he gets what he needs before getting what he wants stops that criticism from being valid. It doesn't, at all, but he thinks saying he's going to buy something he wants absolves him of the greed, stupidity and lying of doing so with money he's begged for food for him and his ever-suffering family.

Same with the self-loathing. It should be genuine, as he is a terrible, terrible person. But he seems to think that merely saying he's bad is the same thing as genuinely apologising and trying to be better. It really isn't.

He thinks putting up large 'Buyer Beware' signs about himself is the same as trying not to be a shitty person. It's no wonder he's a troon furry - they're two groups renowned for accepting the absolute worst people, who have no intentions to change and with a ton of skeletons in their closet, since that makes up an easy 95% plus of their members.

the constant whining about what a terrible person he is, is particularly irksome. he is all too obviously self flagellating for pity points, in the hopes that anyone who's still reading his tweets and haven't written him off entirely will give him ass pats and tell him that no, no, he's a beautiful queen who has done no wrong and is just misunderstood by haters who won't forgive his past misdeeds! it's possible he does have low self esteem, but i don't for a second believe that this moaning on twitter is anything but a performance.

if he truly believed he was as much of an asshole as he whines about on twitter, why would he decry all of us here on the Farms, who have been detailing his assholery for nearly 100 pages? it's because we don't just call him an asshole, we also point out exactly what is objectionable about his behavior and what he could do to change it. we point out that there could be a chance for him not to be an obnoxious fuck if he only self-reflected and put a little effort into improving himself as a human being. Louis does not want to be helped up and pointed toward a solution; he just wants to sit in his own shit and bawl about it, forever.

 

[Dustlord]

the constant whining about what a terrible person he is, is particularly irksome. he is all too obviously self flagellating for pity points, in the hopes that anyone who's still reading his tweets and haven't written him off entirely will give him ass pats and tell him that no, no, he's a beautiful queen who has done no wrong and is just misunderstood by haters who won't forgive his past misdeeds! it's possible he does have low self esteem, but i don't for a second believe that this moaning on twitter is anything but a performance.

if he truly believed he was as much of an asshole as he whines about on twitter, why would he decry all of us here on the Farms, who have been detailing his assholery for nearly 100 pages? it's because we don't just call him an asshole, we also point out exactly what is objectionable about his behavior and what he could do to change it. we point out that there could be a chance for him not to be an obnoxious fuck if he only self-reflected and put a little effort into improving himself as a human being. Louis does not want to be helped up and pointed toward a solution; he just wants to sit in his own shit and bawl about it, forever.

If he truly believed he was that much of an asshole, he'd at least put minimal effort into improving. I'm not saying he needs to become a saint overnight - he clearly has very deep seated issues, but he could still stop being so hateful towards everyone or at least do it less often. As it stands now, he does nothing but scream at people on twitter, complain about his family, e-beg for fast food, and occasionally go to the store so his immunocompromised parents don't have to die from a virus. (and even then he acts like its a big chore)

You can tell by the tone of everything he writes that he thinks he's perfect and everyone around him is a babbling idiot.

 

[Lurk]

I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about with the swimming pool and why this means he should kill himself. None of it makes any sense (except for how he's better off dead of course). Also Lou, throwing yourself in front of a moving vehicle means you destroy the life of the person driving it, don't do that you fucking ape.

Gonna be too for a sandwich again guys, must inhale grease immediately

Again, what the fuck is he even talking about?

Just lol, pathetic

Yes Lou, you can still stroke your dick to Wonder Woman, don't worry

 

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I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about with the swimming pool and why this means he should kill himself. None of it makes any sense (except for how he's better off dead of course). Also Lou, throwing yourself in front of a moving vehicle means you destroy the life of the person driving it, don't do that you fucking ape.
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Gonna be too for a sandwich again guys, must inhale grease immediately
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Again, what the fuck is he even talking about?
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Yes Lou, you can still stroke your dick to Wonder Woman, don't worry

If you need to double-check a doctrine which deals in an absolute, that's usually a pretty good sign that your doctrine is as stupid as you are for following it.

Once again, I'm not surprise Louis has a strongly negative opinion of any form of peacekeeper, considering...

 

[Iron Hamster]

A drowning arc sounds promising.

 

[kevin]

in my more mean spirited moments, when i see people constantly threaten suicide and insist that they'd be better off dead i sometimes think "just do it already!" i don't actually wish harm on them, but it is draining to see them use suicide as an emotional bludgeon to make people pay attention to them. seriously, Lou, GET HELP if you are feeling suicidal. i'm sure there are low-cost or sliding scale payment options in your area. many are even offering virtual counseling sessions via zoom or similar apps with everything on lockdown so you don't even have to worry about transportation.

 

[Spunt]

Plus if he e-begged for money for therapy he'd be more likely to get some donations. But then again he'd just spend the money on furry porn then complain he was suicidal again.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Was trying to find a good muscular woman ref because even though I love my ref sheet it just says 'muscular and curvy' and 'a whole lotta woman' and I wanted to make sure artists understood what that meant.

LOL at my prediction re. his shitty gneech ref sheet being absolutely useless coming true, exactly as predicted. I would say he should get a ref based on someone who's actually a good artist rather than whose ass he's firmly buried neck deep in, but good art costs money and we all know he's cheap af.

Speaking of, go figure he's off scouting for uwu pride sales. Why not go look for BLM sales too? Hate fuckin' bargain binner types like him, once knew one who had the tactlessness to say (in a chat full of artists, mind you) that she never bought anything full price from an artist, just waited for desperation sales. Lou reminds me of that sort of leech.

 

[Lurk]

Lou is ordering takeout for lunch and no doubt will do the same for dinner too. Complaining once again about Grubhub. Pretty sure this motherfucker has been blacklisted by all the delivery drivers as per previous posts here. Semper fi to all the Pittsburgh grubhub drivers.

Please?

More of Lou's followers are getting sick of his shit

LOL at my prediction re. his shitty gneech ref sheet being absolutely useless coming true, exactly as predicted. I would say he should get a ref based on someone who's actually a good artist rather than whose ass he's firmly buried neck deep in, but good art costs money and we all know he's cheap af.

I thought of your post as soon as I saw this, no doubt Lou read it and immediately started hating his new ref sheet. I wish a Kiwi more talented than I and with a hate-on hard enough would draw a ref sheet just like Lou wants it and then plaster it with Lou truth bombs like you did when you coloured his line art. Of course he'd never see it and start begging to buy it because he totally doesn't read this thread. I'd die fucking laughing though.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

A drowning arc sounds promising.

Nah, fat floats.

This guy 100% needs a psych dr and meds. I'd say therapy but I think that only helps people who want to improve themselves.

He has bought glasses from zenni, correct? I have also gotten glasses from them. Once I got prescription sunglasses, they were about 50$. They can be much cheaper than chain places if you look around.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I think it was mentioned earlier in the thread that GrubHub drivers talk/communicate to each other & let each other know who is a 'difficult' customer. I'm sure Lou is on that list. And aren't there protests going on around his area? It may be delayed because streets are closed.

I also wonder if Lou tips, being so poor & all. I'm sure that ingratiates him to the GrubHub drivers, as well.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Please?
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Notice that he doesn't even bother pretending he's starving anymore--he has food that he could cook, but it's going to be rilly hot, so instead he wants other people to give him money they've earned so that he can order a pizza (a dish that is typically served hot, by the way) and have it delivered to him so he doesn't have to leave the house.

You know what wouldn't make your house hotter, Lou? Salad.

 

[General Disarray]

I think it was mentioned earlier in the thread that GrubHub drivers talk/communicate to each other & let each other know who is a 'difficult' customer. I'm sure Lou is on that list. And aren't there protests going on around his area? It may be delayed because streets are closed.

I also wonder if Lou tips, being so poor & all. I'm sure that ingratiates him to the GrubHub drivers, as well.

It's hilarious to me because I live in the 'hood where some restaurants don't even deliver to (looking at you, Pizza Hut) but whenever I do order, I get my food within a half-hour. I think (bear with me here), it MAY be because I am a genuinely nice person to people who serve me, and who tips around four bucks for a $15 to $20 meal. Dunno, that just might be me.

 

[Avantasia]

A fat man's obsession with eating fast food everyday in two acts:

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[SIGSEGV]

A fat man's obsession with eating fast food everyday in two acts:

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lol fatty can't even move

 

[BoobWhiskers]

A fat man's obsession with eating fast food everyday in two acts:

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I honestly don't know WHAT he expected, ordering possibly the heaviest, greatest option available to him in hot weather. If it's disgusting hot, your body naturally doesn't have as much appetite, you eat light so that you don't immediately generate MORE heat from the food digesting. Five Guys can be tasty a heavy, greasy burger is the last thing you should eat in a heat wave.
Salad. Sandwiches. Fruit. Or fucking wait until the sun goes down and it's cool before stuffing your gullet.

Also fuckin lol at 'iF thErE'S jUSt OnE moRe DeLAy I wILL cANceL anD EAt tHE CosT', said no poor person ever. For someone who loves calling people Karen, Lou sure acts like one himself... oh hey, actually, make some of that potato salad with raisins Lou, that sounds like hot weather food!

I wish a Kiwi more talented than I and with a hate-on hard enough would draw a ref sheet just like Lou wants it and then plaster it with Lou truth bombs like you did when you coloured his line art. Of course he'd never see it and start begging to buy it because he totally doesn't read this thread. I'd die fucking laughing though.

Ironically enough part of why I haven't been online as much since the move is that all the furries got their Trumpbux and I've been drowning in work, lol. Quite a few of them ref sheets, ironically enough. I admit the idea's crossed my mind, but don't wanna tip my hand and frankly Lou can't afford me