Francesco Castriotta, 42, was under house arrest awaiting trial when he scarpered in 2009.
He had begged a woman judge in Milan not to remand him to jail because of his painful condition, called priapism.
The drug king, who sobbed in court as he clutched a bag of ice to his groin, claimed it had been caused by years of cocaine-snorting.
He said other lags would take the mickey.
The judge took pity on him — only for him to flee his Milan home.
Italian cops yesterday said the fugitive mobster had finally been seized in El Vendrell, Spain.
One joked: “He can expect a stiff penalty when he returns to Italy."
Castriotta had been tried in his absence and got 20 years in jail.
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He's boned, hope his diamond cutter works on concrete.