Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[The Last Stand]

She won't listen to anyone she can't pay on Fiverr.

Give me $5, I'll give @WogglebugLover five sentences worth of advice.

 

[Picklechu]

Fellow Kiwis, who would you cast as the Wogglebug? I'd go for Koichi Yamadera.

Cynthia's version - Kevin Spacey, because he's also a sexual predator.

Awesome, cool, uzi-wielding Woggsy - Jon Bernthal doing his Punisher voice,

This was almost just what I was about to post for myself.

Which is her point.

The fact that you admitted that though.

 

[AbraCadaver]

This was almost just what I was about to post for myself.

Yes I know, and I am telling you in the simplest way possible that if you commit the next 30 years of your life shopping this awful Wogglebug story around, you will still never get a buyer. I am telling you that from my industry experience. You could, instead, scrap this concept and start fresh with an original idea, but something tells me you lack the imagination to do anything original. And also that your autistic fixation on this wogglebug thing means that unfortunately, your brain will force you to obsess over it until the day you die.

Them’s the breaks, kid. If I were you, I would channel my weird wogglebug love into just writing a tonne of fiction about him and posting on Archive Of Our Own and enjoying the simple rewards of building up a large body of works in that way. Not throwing away your money on fiverr and nigerian investment scams.

That reminds me: what did autistic people used to fixate on before cartoons were invented? Trains of course, but there must have been something else to fill the space now occupied by terrible Sonic recolors and wogglebug uncanny valley. I know autistic people like to fixate on cartoons because they are colourful, easy to understand and easy to identify emotions, because characters often verbalise their states of mind in a way real people don’t.

What did people do before all this?

 

[Picklechu]

That reminds me: what did autistic people used to fixate on before cartoons were invented? Trains of course, but there must have been something else to fill the space now occupied by terrible Sonic recolors and wogglebug uncanny valley. I know autistic people like to fixate on cartoons because they are colourful, easy to understand and easy to identify emotions, because characters often verbalise their states of mind in a way real people don’t.

What did people do before all this?

They were left in the woods.

Or whatever was available to them, like music, I guess.

To stay on topic, the Wogglebug is fat and I would not have sex with it.

 

[AbraCadaver]

They were left in the woods.

Or whatever was available to them, like music, I guess.

To stay on topic, the Wogglebug is fat and I would not have sex with it.

Y’think cynthia ever fantasizes about having sex with that weird long nose of his?

 

[Patty Hitler]

Fellow Kiwis, who would you cast as the Wogglebug? I'd go for Koichi Yamadera.

Willem Dafoe, and I hope he just does a continuation of his character from The Lighthouse.

That reminds me: what did autistic people used to fixate on before cartoons were invented? Trains of course, but there must have been something else to fill the space now occupied by terrible Sonic recolors and wogglebug uncanny valley. I know autistic people like to fixate on cartoons because they are colourful, easy to understand and easy to identify emotions, because characters often verbalise their states of mind in a way real people don’t.

What did people do before all this?

The autistic who acted genuinely autistic out in the real world were probably put in asylums. As for the rest, religion, maybe? That's an interesting question.

 

[Picklechu]

Y’think cynthia ever fantasizes about having sex with that weird long nose of his?

Long nose, antennae, penis fingers, etc, 100% yes.

She still hasn't told us if he has roach genitalia or bedbug genitalia. I'm hoping for the latter.

 

[Ido]

If I didn't have this exact dream and vision to pursue with all my heart I might actually have to commit suicide. But I won't do that because I will never give up on my dream whether it takes 5 years or ten years from now to make come 100% true. And I read at least two or three young women victimized on here did commit suicide and whether or not you were folks were responsible for them you sure did nothing to prevent them.

5-ten years? That's too much and not enough for a supposed franchise. In 5 years you're going to be in exactly the same place you are and nothing is going to change, and in ten years the only change I can see to shake up your life is maybe the death of a parent (i cant remember if you live with them), but I see nothing in your future.

Say Woggle was good enough to franchise, what qualifications do you think you have to run a franchise at all? You would need to hire actual animators (not on fiverr), GOOD voice actors, editors, marketers, you're going to have to consult with lawyers at some point to cover legal bases, probably rent a studio and sound booth's. Most importantly you'd need to completely abstain from going on the internet yourself to talk about wogglebug, and you'd absolutely need to hire pr for the social media side. I'm sure that isnt even half of it, but coordinating that sounds like hell for me, I couldn't imagine it for someone who has never had a job nor social skills to pull it off.

Idk, but I just don't think it's feasible.

 

[WogglebugLover]

If I were you, I would channel my weird wogglebug love into just writing a tonne of fiction about him and posting on Archive Of Our Own and enjoying the simple rewards of building up a large body of works in that way.

I already went through almost ten years from the time I was 18 thinking I would just do that (with Fanfiction.net) instead of going after my dream because I was hurting from something bad that happened to me. (which was also why I made the mistake of setting most of his fics in Oz) I am long past that period and will never go back to it again. I ended up feeling after those ten years I'd been wasting the time I could have spent on my dream. I'm making up for lost time now. And I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT! I know that one of these days I will find a buyer for my script and or franchise. And I think I would just rather kill myself at this point than listen to you, or any of you.

She still hasn't told us if he has roach genitalia or bedbug genitalia. I'm hoping for the latter.

I have never fantasied about having sex with him. I cannot give you an answer.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I already went through almost ten years from the time I was 18 thinking I would just do that (with Fanfiction.net) instead of going after my dream because I was hurting from something bad that happened to me. (which was also why I made the mistake of setting most of his fics in Oz) I am long past that period and will never go back to it again. I ended up feeling after those ten years I'd been wasting the time I could have spent on my dream. I'm making up for lost time now. And I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT! I know that one of these days I will find a buyer for my script and or franchise. And I think I would just rather kill myself at this point than listen to you, or any of you.



I have never fantasied about having sex with him. I cannot give you an answer.

Lol ok well have being an idiot then, I suppose.

Also don’t lie to us. You absolutely have thought about sex with the wogglebug. We all know it.

 

[Coelacanth]

I would also get Junji Ito to make the character designs for the Wogglebug.

I would pay good money to see Junji Ito bring out the inner Lovecraftian hellbeast we all know the Wogglebug truly is.

In fact I might just take that task up myself if I have the time for it.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Also don’t lie to us. You absolutely have thought about sex with the wogglebug. We all know it.

I am not lying because I am really in fact asexual.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I am not lying because I am really in fact asexual.

Then why did you write wogglebug and your blatant self insert in a way that could easily be mistaken for the build up for a sex scene? Or the outright weird sexually charged fixation on woggle?

Just admit you're a deviant and life will be thousand times better.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I already went through almost ten years from the time I was 18 thinking I would just do that (with Fanfiction.net) instead of going after my dream because I was hurting from something bad that happened to me. (which was also why I made the mistake of setting most of his fics in Oz) I am long past that period and will never go back to it again. I ended up feeling after those ten years I'd been wasting the time I could have spent on my dream. I'm making up for lost time now. And I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT! I know that one of these days I will find a buyer for my script and or franchise. And I think I would just rather kill myself at this point than listen to you, or any of you.



I have never fantasied about having sex with him. I cannot give you an answer.

Then you really should stop peeling off the scab and coming back to the Farms. All you will get here is mockery and honest advice. Neither of which will be of any help to you as you beat your head against the wall trying to sell your vision.

Come back when you can tolerate the first, and absorb the second.

(Who am I kidding? You're here forever.)

 

[Trombonista]

I have never fantasied about having sex with him.

Right, you fantasized about making love with him. There's a difference, isn't there?

 

[Blood Debts]

Nah, I'll buy that she's never fantasized about Wogglefag in a sexual way. Wogglefag is more of a self-centered way for her to feel validated. By making him "popular" and "likable" she'll feel vindicated in her hate of the other inhabitants of Oz who treated him badly and like some kind of justice has been served. Which is somehow even more autistic than just lusting for his bug cock.

 

[Deadpool]

I am not lying because I am really in fact asexual.

That's good because you're fat, and ugly, and no one would have sex with you anyway.

 

[AbraCadaver]

She’s asexual in that she has no desire to fuck a dirty, ill-bred human.

Giant roaches on the other hand...

Cynthia can you give us your word you never thought about chastely kissing the Wogglebug? No sexual content, just a friendly lil smooch

 

[WogglebugLover]

5-ten years? That's too much and not enough for a supposed franchise. In 5 years you're going to be in exactly the same place you are and nothing is going to change, and in ten years the only change I can see to shake up your life is maybe the death of a parent (i cant remember if you live with them), but I see nothing in your future.

My father died when I was 23. ​

In ten years it might be possible that my mother will be dead as she has just turned 69 this year. And I haven't lived with her for seven years. And I can just do my best to not be in the exact same place five years from now. If I haven't yet found a buyer for my script I can at least plan to have a handful of IClone movies and their novelizations, picture books and audiobooks on Amazon together with a sizable fan club on my own website because of them. I admit I am not able to predict my future with total accuracy but neither are you.

Cynthia can you give us your word you never thought about chastely kissing the Wogglebug? No sexual content, just a friendly lil smooch

Yes, I can give you my word I have never thought of inserting myself into a fantasy in which I would kiss the Wogglebug in any sexual or romantic sort of way.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

And I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT! I know that one of these days I will find a buyer for my script and or franchise. And I think I would just rather kill myself at this point than listen to you, or any of you.

Suicide baiting won't work here so cut it out. Now for whatever reason, I went and did some research into the Wogglebug and hol-e-shit... This has zero chance of being picked up by anyone. Apparently Baum wrote a book about the Wogglebug, which is noted for its reliance on "stereotypical ethnic humor". If this somehow gets picked up by whoever, it will be quickly dropped when some wino Karen bitches about it on Twitter.