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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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On todays episode of pointless retarded shit:

Why is it his new favorite thing to remind people to make sure their stove is lit? Why does he think normal people need to double and triple check that? Makes me think he almost blew up his kitchen recently, after walking away from the unlit stove.
 
Hey foodjacks, I was on a trip for a while and couldn't post here, did I miss any spicy Jack content? Has he had another stroke? Tammy left him for a black bull yet?

1. Jack has been missing for several weeks after going over to his pastor's house in the middle of the night.
2. Tammy moved to L.A. and is trying to break in to BBW granny porn with only limited success.
3. Jack Jr. is awaiting trial for intentionally causing several salmonella outbreaks at multiple chipotle locations around the greater Nashville area.
4. Charles just passed five million subs on YouTube after an episode went viral and was featured on the Ellen show.
 
1. Jack has been missing for several weeks after going over to his pastor's house in the middle of the night.
2. Tammy moved to L.A. and is trying to break in to BBW granny porn with only limited success.
3. Jack Jr. is awaiting trial for intentionally causing several salmonella outbreaks at multiple chipotle locations around the greater Nashville area.
4. Charles just passed five million subs on YouTube after an episode went viral and was featured on the Ellen show.

I have a lot to catch up on. Last time I checked on Jack he was still in that Thai prison.
 
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"i'm in leb-nin....never call it leb-anon." can't be associating some hick town with evil muslims

According to the Wikipedia page for Lebanon, TN, "leb-nin" is the locally correct pronunciation. Adopting foreign place names and butchering their pronunciation is a time-honored American tradition. Jack, being a carpetbagging Californian, probably pronounced it "leb-a-non" once, was corrected by a local, and now goes around flaunting his new insider local knowledge.
 
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