Man I'm so proud of you all. Clearly this has really effected him. I've been waiting years for someone to be able to find that one thing, that one joy in his miserable, pathetic life and just fuck with him through that. Strike at the heart. It feels good to finally see him get exposed as the fraud he is while he desperately tries to damage control. This has made my day, thank you.
More importantly, we finally made a photo of Phil's black money hole. All those years we wondered where those thousands of dollars went, received one day, vanished the next day and the grift continued.
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Where do you think it went? BILLS! TAXES! Mind your own business asshole!" was his usual explanation while we wondered how much bills he had to pay every single day, and why taxes are due every single month. Nothing added up. This is not how you pay your shit, you pay big bills once per month and taxes once every year. And the tax guy who needs to get paid? How much money does this asshole need?
Over time it got transparent he hasn't paid some form of taxes at all (backtaxes if I remember correctly) and by "bills" he means immediate spontaneous expenses, like going to restaurants, expensive food in general, buying and financing a cat when he was in a financial straits, paying for Khet's flight multiple times, fast food fast food, sugar drinks. Those are not regular bills!
On top of that his necessary regular big boy expenses weren't convincing at all. He made the minimum repays on credit cards, house and car. His mom injected a big cashflow in his venes to pay those taxes, Phil admitted to be behind years of taxes when he started special events to pay exactly those taxes! He gets expensive hardware gifted but provides the cheapest "gifts" in return.
So where do those
10k dollars per month went, everyone wondered? Partly the khando, the WAkhando, games and groceries? Uuuh, no! There was this big fucking hole in his financial explanations until the good samaritan found this gem by accident.
And this is what makes me really happy, including the nervous monkey who tries to dance around this discovery. Everyone who genuinely cares (wife? Real fans?) should be quite interested in this subject and ruin his fortune for quite a while, all those years of begging and narrative of being "honest",
you know he is a very honest guy, destroyed in an instant if he doesn't play dumb.
Simply tasty.
Every other whale who is a detractor and already knows should be quite unaffected, maybe play along as the Surprised Pikachu Face, then one week later the usual ass kissing and streaks of wealth continues.
’ It's all there: the lifeless exclamation point, and the thumb. That's all you need to identify him.
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