What cool shit are you going to do when the cops are gone?

[Nobunaga]

Say nigger infront of a black guy and claiming self defence when he gets mad

 

[I Love Beef]

Gonna look up all the registered sex offenders and shoot them.

There's a trailer park full of them in St. Petersburg, FL/Clearwater/Pinellas County.

 

[Spamy the Bot]

Pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fuck the food pyramid.
Disclaimer: in Roblox

 

[Shiversblood]

When the cops are gone I will smoke Marijuana.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

start Cops 2

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Start a militaristic religious cult with the goal of saving humanity, when niggers inevitably push the world towards nuclear destruction.

 

[AnOminous]

Misgender all the trannies.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

drive and operate heavy machinery while drunk and high, spray anti-semitic graffiti, turn every water faucet on that I find, torrent with my real IP address, mix random toxic chemicals together to invent new drugs, make bombs and leave them in the ghetto with instructions in ebonics on how to light the fuse, cross out Minneapolis on "welcome to Minneapolis" signs and replace it with Ancapistan, become a cannibal, free all prisoners, smear poop on door handles, flush diapers and tampons down toilets until the entire city's sewer system is clogged forcing everyone to shit in the streets
edit: and use stolen printers and ink to print out every image in this thread and glue it to walls all over the city

Sharing your shit fetish yet again.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Human sacrifice. Steal anime figurines. Eat a lot of cake.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Im gonna go around and steal every solar panel, generator, and battery I can to fullfil my lifelong desire of becoming an apocalypse power barron

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Create Rube Goldberg-esque death traps that I will use to slowly kill superheroes while I monologue about my master plan to turn all the world's gold into 2d waifus

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I would found a death squad private security company and make a shit ton of money protecting the wealthier Karenburbs. Good pay with health insurance, benefits, BBQ's and troon huntin' on weekends. Need a final solution? Call us 1-800-ARGUSINC

 

[Bender]

Break into a McDonald's and steal a bottle of Big Mac sauce. As you can tell, I dream big.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Burn down all the confederate statues and replacing them with stuffed animals, while I’m wearing nothing but my undies, I would blast out Japanese music. I’d even force conservative white males (I mean people like Billy D Usher, not all conservatives) to undergo sex-reassignment surgery as a punishment for what they have done to not just liberals, but Centrists as well. I’d also have a pride flag burning outside my house, to show how sick I am of the LGBT brainwashing people in believing their beliefs (though I believe not all gays deserve to be gassed, just the annoying ones)

 

[PootisMan]

I would get a gun license and buy a assault riffle so me and my dad can shoot at looters and "peaceful" rioters.

 

[Pee Cola]

Start a pirate radio station that plays nothing but music from TempleOS 24/7.

Edit: in Minecraft

 

[LateNightMuffin]

I would start my own pretend country in Seattle, and use cigarettes and toilet paper and bitcoin for currency, and when homeless people steal all my food I will ebeg for money. And because I've spent so many years complaining about The Man censoring me, the first thing I will do is to kick out any journalists who disagree with me. My country will last between a few hours and a few days before it implodes because me and my comrades are all so dysfunctional.

 

[Junkail]

Burn my old highschool counselor's office down for forcing me to take calculus when I wanted to take stats.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Finally release my sex slaves from captivity.

And to think, you could have done it already if you didn't have to worry about the legal consequences.

See people? All making sex slaves illegal does is create unsafe, back alley sex slaves.

 

[tampax pearl]

Start a garden.