What cool shit are you going to do when the cops are gone?

[nekrataal]

Gonna look up all the registered sex offenders and shoot them.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Continue living in BFE. Hope you cityfags own guns.

 

[Sundae]

I'm going to imbibe every psychotropic shroom I can get my hands on and then proceed to perform an ancient and arcane ritual to summon Cthulhu from the depths.

Or just steal a Ferrari and head to Miami for hookers and blow. Whichever one is easiest.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Piss on everything and anything in public to mark it as my territory to let the other animals know that these are my hunting grounds

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

This whole thread needs an "IN MINECRAFT" disclaimer.

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

Open liquor, open carry. Open liquor during open carry. Drill a third hole and party hard.

 

[Pissmaster]

Meth, acid, and shitposting until my brain explodes

I shitpost because it's one of my favorite activities anyway, why not do it while whacked out of my mind and banging on death's door

and after the internet goes down I guess just drive down to the beach and do whatever the fuck i feel like in the nude while blasted on meth, LSD, and ecstasy. I'll probably still wanna shitpost so i'll just find a pen and notebook and tape and just start scrawling indecipherable notes and slap them on people's doors until I finally die of exhaustion/dehydration, if I don't get killed by someone else having the time of their life first

I'm gonna be found dead on the beach completely ass naked with half a Trent story in my hand

 

[Doctor Placebo]

smuggle @BoxerShorts47 into the white jailbait ethnostate

Hire @niconiconecro and numerous right wing death squads to kill both of you.

 

[Clown College]

I'll cross the street without looking both ways first.

At which point you fly 50 feet in the air after I hit you while doing 85 in a 25, in a stolen R8.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Steal everyone's cars, one by one

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

rape

 

[TFT-A9]

tear down residential streets in a fast car blasting the most offensive music possible over the stereo, in Minecraft.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Drink whiskey while taking a walk.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Imma break into the Augusta National and play 18 rounds while chugging some top shelf beer.
And two chicks at the same time, man.

 

[Troutsmacked]

Loiter.

 

[Lonely Grave]

Well we ask them, are you the enemy? And if they say yes we shoot ‘em.

 

[melty]

Cannibalism.

 

[Recoil]

Suck on the business end of a .38 in a motel 6 bathroom

 

[️ronic]

Finally release my sex slaves from captivity.

 

[Not a local]

I will park in front of a fire hydrant. (DISCLAIMER: In Minecraft)