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He laughs funny.
I didn't say he was funny; I said he was energetic.
I didn't say he was funny; I said he was energetic.
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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Bleh Rodriguez. She's a South American listener who is of above average attractiveness and since she wasn't a cunt got a ton of orbiters who would make shit like this for her
The facebook was always a massive trashfire and the users there were idiots. I remember when Jesse was defending m'lady Maddox's honor he would screen cap shit that they said in the facebook group and send to their employer because they were dumb enough to have all that shit viewable publicly. Imagine a facebook group full of nothing but attention whores. Adam Nash was the #1 shit poster who would post over 500 times a day and spam the group and cause butt hurt because most normies keep their FB notifications on and don't know how to adjust their settings. Eventually Adam Nash had a public falling out with Dick over (surprise surprise) Dick becoming lame and unfunny.
After the FB Schism, everything was dumb and gay. Some wanna be Sam Hyde and his online gang gang tried making it all about them, others wanted to build a shrine to Bleh hoping m'lady would #PleaseRespond. I have a feeling Captain Jackass just got bored of TDS and the FB retardation and moved on with life and ghosted Dick and co. I believe Dustin (Founder/mod of the FB group who everyone shit on non stop cause he'd over plan and under deliver but over all seemed like kinda a normie nice guy) also just got sick of Dick and his lame drama.
I never understood the hate toward him other than him being proud of using the block button. He can be pretty funny (as noted in my post where I make fun of him for hiding behind a block list). Seems like its part of his trolling thing.
He would tell people to kill themselves all the time and that's usually all he would have. His hug box was the IRC, and the reddit hated him but he would get IRC to brigade. He was a buzzkill. Eventually people dug into his stuff, he's a fat neckbeard who gets very butt hurt when people are mean to him and make fun of his wives diabeetus. There are deleted memes of Asterios (scrubbed his reddit history) shitting on 688as that are gone. Oh and Scott Zoloft ended up doxing him by accident on Reddit because he wanted to show of his super cool friends present.
You may notice a trend in the type of people who are fans of Dick and "feel at home" in this community.
Edit: added more links and shitting on 688as
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU'RE WIFE IS LEAVING YOU
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~just dickhead things~
> Jeez guys, you’re still talking about those texts? Get over it!
> Maddox lost? looooooooool!!!
> Jeez guys, you’re still talking about those texts? Get over it!
> Maddox lost? looooooooool!!!
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The mental gymnastics they took part in over the simp texts were pretty embarrassing. "It's just not that funny which is why we don't care, this is low level goss". This coming from the forum that to this day makes fun of maddox's sexts to some random borad on the internet. Maybe it's just me, but I think "I just wanted to make you feel like you could say and be anything and I would worship it and not hide at all how happy and eager I was to please you" a lot cringier than "I like spreading hips and pulling a woman onto me".
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Both are great for different reasons.
Maddox seems to have no understanding of sex, or how to interact with humans.
Dax is very good at interacting with humans most of the time, but occasionally his mask slips and you see the same narcissistic rage and inability to truly connect with another human underneath.
Dax is just George with a happier childhood and better ability to lie.
Maddox seems to have no understanding of sex, or how to interact with humans.
Dax is very good at interacting with humans most of the time, but occasionally his mask slips and you see the same narcissistic rage and inability to truly connect with another human underneath.
Dax is just George with a happier childhood and better ability to lie.
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They were "bored" with his texts to JLH the day they released.
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Do you think Dax could be considered a Maddox A-log?
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I don't think so as Maddox has tried numerous times to fuck up MadDax's life (modern examples including maddox using a cowboy skit to make fun of Dick and the Yo Mama incident wherr he frames all of ER's associates as "alt-right"). Though he is still on the verge of lolcowdum.
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Spinning off this point:
Maddox can occasionally keep his head down and interact with polite society, even when filing inane lawsuits.
Dick is allergic to polite society, or at least politeness for its own sake. If he's got beef, he'll lay it out, for better or worse.
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Listened to the most recent episode (I wanna if Dick shoots more loads of tard cum) and it feels like he's trying to return to old form of shitting on women, and while I could say this is security blanket two (number one being beat the Maddox dead cow) this is what Dick is good at despite fucking it up so bad for a while when it became personal for him. Seems like he's pushing through the tail end of the being booty bothered by the JLH/PPP/Eveyone dog pile. It's a move in the right direction, time will tell if the long term implications of his actions being brought to light (NP2 and how shit Dick Masterson is at running it, you cannot trust Dax with any personal info, his pettiness, obsession with Maddox, how he attempts to weasel out of paying people, the double dipping, how psychotic his fan base is, how TDS gets possessive and weird the moment you are a guest on the show, how Dax expects all his fwends to be his personal army, etc.) will cause any longer term changes or this is trying to get over it and appear 'not mad'. Even if nothing is learned I would only keep an eye on money going down if it is either drastic or there is another spergout. After all DSP is doing pretty good and gets a decent chunk of change and has a loyal fanbase despite his lolcow status.
- If you are/were a fan of Dick you'll more than likely enjoy this episode because it's a return to MABTW type stuff and the obbligatory Maddox segment is funny because Mental Jess calls out Maddox as using her as a human sheild/"object."
- If you are listening cause you wanna see the trashfire spread, not much exciting here. You can catch certain nuances where he's not as quick witted as usual because he seems a bit bothered, but that is autism tier attention to detail.
- There is a key moment that was great cross over for both tribes that shit up this thread. Chris the Kiwi shits on Dick hard via email and to everyones shock, is good at it. Kiwi is no longer "Mr. Cut-your-tits-and-fingers-off" and he had some serious bantz that Dick just kinda took it (like the old TBPITU days).
A literal special ed retard dunking on the Alpha Chad Homecoming King and the Homecuming King just taking a reatrds crotch in his face while he slams the ball right through the net is funny no matter who you are. It's like why PPP was funny, a literal nobody retard is making you look like an idiot. Unlike with PPP it seems like everyone can kinda finally loosen up and laugh at Dick, including Dick himself.
- If you are/were a fan of Dick you'll more than likely enjoy this episode because it's a return to MABTW type stuff and the obbligatory Maddox segment is funny because Mental Jess calls out Maddox as using her as a human sheild/"object."
- If you are listening cause you wanna see the trashfire spread, not much exciting here. You can catch certain nuances where he's not as quick witted as usual because he seems a bit bothered, but that is autism tier attention to detail.
- There is a key moment that was great cross over for both tribes that shit up this thread. Chris the Kiwi shits on Dick hard via email and to everyones shock, is good at it. Kiwi is no longer "Mr. Cut-your-tits-and-fingers-off" and he had some serious bantz that Dick just kinda took it (like the old TBPITU days).
A literal special ed retard dunking on the Alpha Chad Homecoming King and the Homecuming King just taking a reatrds crotch in his face while he slams the ball right through the net is funny no matter who you are. It's like why PPP was funny, a literal nobody retard is making you look like an idiot. Unlike with PPP it seems like everyone can kinda finally loosen up and laugh at Dick, including Dick himself.
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This is what Chris the Kiwi went in on and he tore Dick a new asshole. You almost forget the guy is a legit tard with how well he burned him.
Seems Dax is trying to spin the cry baby blocking as "le epic trolling". Whatever Dax says is his stance on if blocking is a bitch moves doesn't matter cause since BPITU days his whole thing is "I don't care what my stance is having a strict set of principals is for f-slurs." Instead I would like to point to the "Bad Hombre" Tito who used to troll Dax all the time via Twitter. If you don't know who he is; Here ya go!
Dick never blocked him once (because the guy was lame and only made Dick look better). Fast forward a few years, and Dick can't lay off that block button. We also know by his interactions with you he can't stop paying attention to those who get under his skin. Funny thing I also noticed, if Dick has someone blocked on twitter and they respond to someone they aren't blocked by that Dick is talking to, to a normie onlooker who doesn't care enough to hit "read more" the blocked person doesn't really show up at a lazy glance. My theory is if Dick is blocking you it's not cause you are being mean, it's cause you are hitting too close to the stuff that is actually both true and embarrassing for him and he's managing his image (pretty womanly shit there Dax). There seems to be phases:
>Phase 1: Trash talk back and attempt to publicly humiliate. This can include show call in requests, or show burning of a straw man.
>Phase 2: (which can overlap with Phase 1) Attempt to cherry pick a narative and argument that makes you look favorable. Disregard evidence out of your favor, when presented with proof against you pretend to be too lazy to go through it and feign ignorance even though it's obvious you are very aware, repeat whatever armchair psychology conclusion you want to to make yourself look good.
>Phase 3: Argumentum ad populum (Latin for "appeal to the people", a Reddit fadora tip for this cringe). Personal army of retards come in and white knight for their e-daddy and try and use whatever discrediting they can to look as if the people side with them. Any trick in the book to shut down and minimize eyes on the side against Dick.
>Phase 4: Block and label an A-log. This is a move to label any criticism as invalid cause "muh haterz." The problem with this phase as of late is "muh haterz" (you'll notice with Dick A-log and Hater are interchangeable) have been bringing up valid points and are harder to spin when you fucked up your damage control so bad.
>Phase 5: Ignore it. Is it looking like this is not going to go how you want? Don't wanna admit fault and own up to fucking up like in the old days because of... reasons? Just pretend it doesn't exist and everything is fine.
I noticed something Bonk pointed out in his pictures of Ben being a retard
Huh, A-logging is getting spammed with mean shit on some Discord server? I thought it was going out of your way to actively try and harm someone IRL. It can be argued Cameron Clarke is an A-log because of his autistic logging of all things Dax and genuine disdain for him, but his obsessive spergery to fuck with Dick doesn't ever seem to cross over to real damages and seems like cheaper versions of what Dax did to Maddox to screw with him.
There is no doubt Clarke is autistic and an attention whore (all self admitted by Clarke), but I find it strange Dax's go to is to claim A-log victimhood once he feels truly butt hurt. Weirder is people accept it with-out question. Want proof? Most people here would consider Cameron Clarke an A-log for his daily trolling of Dax and running a shitty podcast based mostly on shitting on TDS and it's community.
People still are unsure if Dax is an A-log to Maddox because despite much of what he does being done out of anger he autistically catalogs all things Maddox and runs a (now shitty) podcast that spends most of it's time attacking Maddox, his friends, his co workers, anyone that doesn't immediately condemn Maddox, and anyone who is Dick's personal enemy at that time and how they probably support Maddox. Maybe I'm wrong in my thinking here but I think it is worth the discussion although I'm sure it will devolve into fart huffing philosophical debate like "what IS an A-log"
Interesting Reddit read.
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Lagomorph seems to be just a normal TDS fan and I remember him getting mentioned on the show so I feel he's one of the more liked people in the toilet that is TDS reddit. The post seems to grasp the gravity of the situation and laugh at women being stupid, but this somehow seems to strike people the wrong way. It's like they can't laugh at the actual painful parts of what made the JLH leaks funny.
TDS cope checklist
- This is boring (lets read Maddox's sexts from a year ago lolololol)
- Insert (muh wingz joke) here.
- Insert (atavistic joke) here.
- Dick did nothing wrong ever.
- It's always been his character so you shouldn't trust him, but also trust him with NP2 and the shit he says to trust him about.
- You are just penis butter & KY Jelly of Dick Masterson and how Alpha Chad he is.
- Guys Dick is under attack, white knight for m'lady Dax.
- I just find him funny and love laughing at the same recycled shit
- A-logs are trying to harm muh Dick (das rite). Disregard anything they ever say ever!
- Shun the non believers
Marie: "[...it all hit me at once: ] me thinking I'm 34 and am actually regressing in my life and where I want to be in my relationship. Feeling sad that I won't have a baby or husband with the man I'm so deeply in love with because he's dating another woman."
While Dick gleefully ridiculed Maddox as a "cuck" on-air for years, Dick was turning his partner into the biggest cuckold of all. She wakes up one...
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TDS cope checklist
- This is boring (lets read Maddox's sexts from a year ago lolololol)
- Insert (muh wingz joke) here.
- Insert (atavistic joke) here.
- Dick did nothing wrong ever.
- It's always been his character so you shouldn't trust him, but also trust him with NP2 and the shit he says to trust him about.
- You are just penis butter & KY Jelly of Dick Masterson and how Alpha Chad he is.
- Guys Dick is under attack, white knight for m'lady Dax.
- I just find him funny and love laughing at the same recycled shit
- A-logs are trying to harm muh Dick (das rite). Disregard anything they ever say ever!
- Shun the non believers
Now a fun new game about what Dick finds sexually appealing and what he doesn't. This is going to be based off of things he has said about women in the studio as well as women he trashes. I'm not autistic enough to dig up the exact quotes:
Liu the Kitty
According to Dick's review of the sex tape, she is hot and totally fuckable with no retraction at any point
Metal Jess (Jessica Blum)
Dick references her in the studio during BPITU days as being "very beautiful" and it's clear she's starting to date Maddox.
Once shit hits the fan she becomes the flat chested sad tranny.
Liu the Kitty
Metal Jess (Jessica Blum)
Dick references her in the studio during BPITU days as being "very beautiful" and it's clear she's starting to date Maddox.
Once shit hits the fan she becomes the flat chested sad tranny.
Catlain Hall (uh oh found a new rabbit hole)
This is now the only the only pic I can find, and am uncertain if other pics are findable. As I remember she looked like your average college white girl basic bitch.
This is the "Fat Pig" who allegedly assaulted Marie, but the cops somehow decided to just let go? When this happened the fanbase (justifiably) went bat shit on this girl because she crossed the line. Of course we only had one side of the story, and Caitlan Halls response is dumb SJW speak. The TDS fanbase found all her social media and fucked with her. She went in lock down, which for a UCB comic is not good as you are depending on going viral to spread your brand out there. Pictures of her even after lockdown were searchable but it was clear her accounts were on lock.
The thing is, TDS fans never seem to let shit go even a year later.
All of a sudden the search results for Catlain Hall are all over the place like someone fucked with her search engine results. Her social media is on lock and removed all pictures of her. Seriously, check out her twitter. TDS over a year spam "fat pig Catlain Hall" in the same way Donald Trump supporters would say "Crooked Hillary". If she is still in UCB I'd be surprised, because she knows this will follow her everywhere and she is just some ametuer.
What is a new revelation is Marie Valenzuela's is less than the most perfect innocent angel. While we don't know the exact mental illness Dax himself says she is insane and people seem to lump her in cluster B mood disorders in all the leaks. When you take this into account, Dax loving to publicly start shit to look cool especially if he has an axe to grind, the cops not arresting then eventually reviewing the footage and choosing not to make an arrest because they didn't see anything, we suddenly see a much different picture. When you throw out the assumption that Dax Herrera did nothing wrong ever ever ever, you see a morally grey "fight" and an attempt to destroy someone over his petty grudge he never lets go. Don't get me wrong, someone assaults people in my life who actually did nothing wrong I'd want them destroyed too with 0 apologies for whatever it takes. But if we know anything about Dax Herrera it's that he will manipulate the truth to create the narrative he wants in order to get the outcome he desires.
Not saying this bitch is innocent either (the police are the ones saying that), but digging to try and find similar pictures to what I saw when I was "Raaaaaa Raaaaa team Dick" lead me to another rabbit hole and made me question what I thought. Do you think Dick uses his marketing company to fuck with people he doesn't like since he specializes in SEO?
This is now the only the only pic I can find, and am uncertain if other pics are findable. As I remember she looked like your average college white girl basic bitch.
This is the "Fat Pig" who allegedly assaulted Marie, but the cops somehow decided to just let go? When this happened the fanbase (justifiably) went bat shit on this girl because she crossed the line. Of course we only had one side of the story, and Caitlan Halls response is dumb SJW speak. The TDS fanbase found all her social media and fucked with her. She went in lock down, which for a UCB comic is not good as you are depending on going viral to spread your brand out there. Pictures of her even after lockdown were searchable but it was clear her accounts were on lock.
The thing is, TDS fans never seem to let shit go even a year later.
All of a sudden the search results for Catlain Hall are all over the place like someone fucked with her search engine results. Her social media is on lock and removed all pictures of her. Seriously, check out her twitter. TDS over a year spam "fat pig Catlain Hall" in the same way Donald Trump supporters would say "Crooked Hillary". If she is still in UCB I'd be surprised, because she knows this will follow her everywhere and she is just some ametuer.
What is a new revelation is Marie Valenzuela's is less than the most perfect innocent angel. While we don't know the exact mental illness Dax himself says she is insane and people seem to lump her in cluster B mood disorders in all the leaks. When you take this into account, Dax loving to publicly start shit to look cool especially if he has an axe to grind, the cops not arresting then eventually reviewing the footage and choosing not to make an arrest because they didn't see anything, we suddenly see a much different picture. When you throw out the assumption that Dax Herrera did nothing wrong ever ever ever, you see a morally grey "fight" and an attempt to destroy someone over his petty grudge he never lets go. Don't get me wrong, someone assaults people in my life who actually did nothing wrong I'd want them destroyed too with 0 apologies for whatever it takes. But if we know anything about Dax Herrera it's that he will manipulate the truth to create the narrative he wants in order to get the outcome he desires.
Not saying this bitch is innocent either (the police are the ones saying that), but digging to try and find similar pictures to what I saw when I was "Raaaaaa Raaaaa team Dick" lead me to another rabbit hole and made me question what I thought. Do you think Dick uses his marketing company to fuck with people he doesn't like since he specializes in SEO?
I'm done tugging at threads. I'm gonna lay low for a while.
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Oh no...
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TDS Aftershow 1 - Degens on the N Word (ft. ASERiley, Cantillions, FuckfaceMatt)
Dick pics, gamer words, transexuality, and more! This abortion of a podcast has it all. Thanks out to everyone who joined for this inaugural shitstain. Go fu...
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If Dax is unable to find a payment processor for NP2, he will lose friends and more importantly for him, influence. NP2 was a pretty good shield for his antics. That means if he wants to be relevant to more than broke dick incels, he’s going to have to actually be funny.
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I feel a secret plus side to this is that dick and co can finally prove PPP wrong/right.
I mean if NP2 is cancelled and noome calls him out, it proves that we are exceptional and got baited by PPP, Godwinson and @le0pirat3 (and Jesse but who cares).
If call outs start happening then it shows the snake den that the IBS (post-IBS) creater crowd are.
I mean if NP2 is cancelled and noome calls him out, it proves that we are exceptional and got baited by PPP, Godwinson and @le0pirat3 (and Jesse but who cares).
If call outs start happening then it shows the snake den that the IBS (post-IBS) creater crowd are.
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Are you forgetting about what happened to hatreon? Payment processors just dont want you creating a competitor.
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With the money he's generating off Patreon alone he should consider offering compensation to the Guntgang crew for a month or two until he can get shit back together.
Unless I'm forgetting a notable NP2 account the site generates a little more than $4000, Null's MATI gets $2000, Nick gets $800 and Metokur $700. The other accounts to my recollection don't make much.
Yes it's not chump change even for Dick, but it'd be good bussiness sense. Then just backcharge the NP2 Patrons for the month or two of free content they got while the payment processor was down.
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I see alogging as anyone who gets into lolcows but gets too emotionally invested and somehow finds an archenemy in someone who should just be an amusing curiosity. So a lot of cringe behavior can fall under that umbrella.
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Honestly all I wanted him to do was fix his shit and be more transparent, or drop the "muh free speech" gimick and just admit "it's only for me and my friends"
For the "A-log" that gets blamed for everything you seem to honestly just want Dick to be better rather than for him to fail. It is funny how obviously self conscious he is about what he tweets and it's killed a lot of what made him funny on twitter.
For someone like Ralph, it's not about money. Ralph very much wants to be Dick jr. Ralph is all about sucking up to fwends. Ralph has shielded far more than just Dick.
It's obvious now what Dick was trying to do with Null, I think Null is mad at Dick with how obvious it got and how little Dax thought about how his own actions reflected on Null.
Someone like Metokur probably would care more, but my theory is he is gonna lay low and stay out of it other than jerking off the same "9/11 of the internet joke" again and again because we know what Ralph does to his friends like Randbot and since Ralph and Jade are still very close Jim knows Ralph probably has some info he doesn't want out there.
Rackets was always neutral more or less, despite being an IRL friend of Dax because like an adult he doesn't let e-drama determine who he can and can't talk to.
Yeah, but this is the same guy who wouldn't make a single $1 rifftrax audio MP3 free for someone who was giving him $5 a month.
What interests me is if a whole bunch of people start back charging, the merchant account as well as Dax Herrerra and his companies could find themselves in the same boat as Null. That many charge backs is a major red flag for fraud.
If not for personal and professional reputation, he should do it for his own self interest.
Riley can now add failed talk show host to his long list of everything he's been a failure at. Don't worry guys he makes a whole $20 an hour to sweep it up for Dax. Wonder when Riley will pull a Hazencruz and stab Dax in the back because all of his TDS dreams didn't come true
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Thedickshow.com itself has a comments section via a Facebook plugin, but it's not often used. A lot of episodes have posts from someone named Jim Phee - nothing wrong with him, he's just often the sole commenter and you can tell he pays attention to he show.
But even he, and several others are dunking on Dick for this week's episode.
Oh dear.
I still haven't listened to this week's episode yet, no guest episodes are some of my favorites now (because most of the guests these days are awful), so I'll post my thoughts eventually. That's not exactly a reassuring set of comments, though.
But even he, and several others are dunking on Dick for this week's episode.
Oh dear.
I still haven't listened to this week's episode yet, no guest episodes are some of my favorites now (because most of the guests these days are awful), so I'll post my thoughts eventually. That's not exactly a reassuring set of comments, though.
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I dont know how either of them came to the conclusions they did from the newest episode.
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It's obviously @George Cuckzunian's alt accounts. Couldn't keep himself from this thread less than 12 hours after declaring he was "gonna lay low for a while".