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From the Wikipedia:
" The Bug pursues his love through the town, ineptly courting the women (Irish, Swedish, and African-American, plus one Chinese man) who have the dress in turn. "
Sounds like Wogglebug is a literary lolcow.
Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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From the Wikipedia:
" The Bug pursues his love through the town, ineptly courting the women (Irish, Swedish, and African-American, plus one Chinese man) who have the dress in turn. "
Sounds like Wogglebug is a literary lolcow.
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Holy shit, the retard bug is actually in love with a dress.
"The Woggle-Bug, who favors flashy clothes with bright colors (he dresses in "gorgeous reds and yellows and blues and greens" and carries a pink handkerchief), falls in love with a gaudy "Wagnerian plaid" dress that he sees on a mannequin in a department store window. Being a woggle bug, he has trouble differentiating between the dress and its wearers, wax or human."
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I heard of being attracted to a single person but never have I heard someone being attracted to a dress. Cynthia, you should add a sub-plot about how woggle bug wants a piece of that fabric and have him sing a song about it, it'll make it a thousand times more interesting.
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Well there ya go, Cynthia—Wogglefag’s already had his 15 minutes of fame. Sure, it was over 100 years ago during a time when people thought menstruating women were possessed by ghosts and copper arsenate was considered a fun decorative option, but still.
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All the above is in one of the movie's sequels in the future. And also in the second to last movie in the saga he marries a beetle princess named Wagneria who has skin and eyes matching that dress.
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PLUS ONE CHINESE MAN is where I fuckin lost it
Also you’re a fat liar cynthia. You wanna smoach that roach.
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The movie script of Sylvie and the Wogglebug has been rewritten with these changes: Sylvie is now adopted at the end instead of the beginning. The tree nymph and the forest guardians have been omitted. The elf Christeph and the pixie Theodora stay with Wogglebug and Sylvie through the Mocking Trees sequence to the end. The scene where Antibo curses the mermaids has been removed. Antibo is defeated by Sylvie fooling him with her sketchbook to be a magic book.
And the dialogue has had a major lift also. This is all thanks mainly to my co-writer T.C. De Witt and you can look him up on IMDB.
Otherwise the rest of the script has stayed the same. I've been considering making a new IClone version of the movie using this new version.
And the dialogue has had a major lift also. This is all thanks mainly to my co-writer T.C. De Witt and you can look him up on IMDB.
Otherwise the rest of the script has stayed the same. I've been considering making a new IClone version of the movie using this new version.
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Can you have a scene where he courts a Chinese man like he does in the book? Or digging ditches to earn money for a dress?
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No. Those won't be in any of my movies.
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You don't actually care about the actual wogglebug character. You just like your fetishised rape bedbug. This is made clear by the fact he's nothing like the character as originally written. The only similarity is that he's a smug annoying fucker who should have a date with the sole of an oversized boot.
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When they said "Queer Visitors From Oz", they weren't kidding.
Someone needs to draw fanart of this.
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When they said "Queer Visitors From Oz", they weren't kidding.
Someone needs to draw fanart of this.
Who needs fan-art when the original art of Woggie is so lulzy already?
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Wogglebug fed up with this world?
Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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Wogglebug is into Asian traps.
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Well anyone would prefer a twinkish tiny thai trap over Oorga the cave woman anyday. At least the trap looks like a cute lady and bathes.
Picklechu
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"I'm going to leave, and I won't be back until I have something to brag about." Proceeds to stick around for several days.
It's ok, Cynthia, we all know that we're the only ones who will talk to you about your bug hasubando without charging you for it, and that this is literally the most attention, positive or negative, that you've ever received in your life.
Anyway,when if your plans to rake in the wogglebucks and become a famous multimillionaire with your movie starring an unlikable character, a shitty story, and terrible production values fails, do you have a plan B? Everyone should have a plan B, IMO, whether that's selling insurance or stealing copper from A/C units or becoming an internet stripper or whatever.
It's ok, Cynthia, we all know that we're the only ones who will talk to you about your bug hasubando without charging you for it, and that this is literally the most attention, positive or negative, that you've ever received in your life.
Anyway,
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I have no plan B. But I will succeed one way or another. But I don't much care whether or not I'll become a multimillionaire because of it. My goals are more centered on bringing in the love from fans instead of the bucks.
Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd
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And so I did. He played Thug #1 in the classic Suckas Fo Fellatio. He also wrote, starred and directed Pole Climb, Thin Pipes, Something Bigger, Unbuttoned AND Meatball Assassino. Quite the renaissance man you got here. I'll give T.C. this though, he's listed at 6'2. Manlets BTFO.
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Triple threat! And Suckas Fo Fellatio has an 8.2 / 10 on IMDB. Take that, haters.