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Look on the bright side they're still shut down so we didn't get Chris tweeting about scoob and how its chapter 23 of the book of the merge chronicling the Hanna barbera universe
Containment Live Reaction Video of the Brony Analysts' cartoon - part 6 on 10/30/2020
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He certainly can't be arsed to keep his shit in.
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No way am I going to watch "CWC reacts" again. Nope. I watched the last one and that was uncomfortable enough. You know when someone mocks a tard? How they do all those mean-spirited stereotypical behaviors, the awkward dim-witted laughing, the facial expressions, the rocking and bouncing, their arms cocked in awkward angles, etc? That's Chris in these videos. Except he's right there in the sweaty, unwashed, bloated flesh. The next time someone tells you "Real handicapped people don't act like that!", show them these videos of Chris.
And he's really going downhill. He's gaining weight, his complexion is getting worse, his behavior has reached peak tard levels, and his hair....his hair. His hair has gotten so grody. It's significantly thinner, it's more stringy, it looks so greasy and matted, and in a lot of these pics it doesn't even look like he's got long hair anymore. He just looks like a guy with medium length hair who got a shitty perm.
His clothes are even worse. Has he been wearing that same stupid shirt for months? And someone said he wiped his mouth with his gloves? Fucking grody. You just know he wears those gloves when he's in the shitter, which just makes the whole situation even grodier.
And he's really going downhill. He's gaining weight, his complexion is getting worse, his behavior has reached peak tard levels, and his hair....his hair. His hair has gotten so grody. It's significantly thinner, it's more stringy, it looks so greasy and matted, and in a lot of these pics it doesn't even look like he's got long hair anymore. He just looks like a guy with medium length hair who got a shitty perm.
His clothes are even worse. Has he been wearing that same stupid shirt for months? And someone said he wiped his mouth with his gloves? Fucking grody. You just know he wears those gloves when he's in the shitter, which just makes the whole situation even grodier.
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Honestly the first time was vaguely interesting to watch out of curiosity but a repeat of that just isn't fun. It's a good reflection of how Chris is viewed these days: Not fun anymore.
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I dunno, watching these reaction videos is a bit of a sad experience really. We're just watching a re.tarded adult clap like a trained seal and make silly noises at the colourful pictures onscreen. Chris obviously doesn't really understand what's going on in the cartoons he's watching. His expression is the usual autist uncomfortable "smile like a normal person and hope no-one engages", ie he looks utterly lost and clueless.
He's just a simpleton playing make believe. The only problem is that this simpleton can drive and will very soon have a house, mortgage and bills to look after all on his lonesome. If ever anyone needed a state-appointed home with adult babysitters providing everything, it's Chris. The guy is too re.tarded to survive on his own now, especially with so little social experience since leaving college.
I sure hope there are kiwis local to Chris who can keep us updated when the inevitable homeless and rambling insane shit on street corners happens.
He's just a simpleton playing make believe. The only problem is that this simpleton can drive and will very soon have a house, mortgage and bills to look after all on his lonesome. If ever anyone needed a state-appointed home with adult babysitters providing everything, it's Chris. The guy is too re.tarded to survive on his own now, especially with so little social experience since leaving college.
I sure hope there are kiwis local to Chris who can keep us updated when the inevitable homeless and rambling insane shit on street corners happens.
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Chris won't have the house or mortgage when Barb dies. Thanks to Barb's greed and insatiable compulsion to acquire worthless Goodwill shit, she pretty much assured that Chris will be homeless shortly after she croaks. She got their mortgage changed to a reverse mortgage sometime after Bob passed away. So she gets to have more money every month to waste on worthless trinkets and used, out of style clothes, the lending company or bank who holds their mortgage gets the house, and Chris gets booted to the street to fend for himself. Barb guaranteed that her son will never have a chance to continue living in the house he (mostly) grew up in and spent most of his life in. He'll only be able to take what he can fit into his car, if he's lucky to have a car that's running. Maybe this is Barb's way of paying Chris back for putting up with his childish nonsense, the arrests and legal issues, and caring for him up until her sundown years? It is pretty cruel.
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Naaa, this is just Barb's boomer mentality that when she's gone, who cares what happens after that?
Which has instilled in Chris that whatever happens in the future, is Future-Chris's problem.
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So "Like mother, like lard lump" basically. Chris learned selfish irresponsibility from his Mommy's saggy tit.
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I still believe it is a second mortgage and not a reverse mortgage, but that doesn't change the fact that Chris is unlikely to be able to pay it AND the utilities/food with his tardbux. He also would never be able to manage the inevitable repairs that houses require. Barb just doesn't fucking care. I don't think she ever has.
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I honestly look forward to it.
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If only the stream is interesting, like Mormons, Jehovah's Witness and Satanists knocking on his door, or burglars behind Chris's back, or even chimp out for absurd reason.
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I have so many questions about those videos...
Why is it so unfunny? Why TF2? Why ponies? Why TF2 with ponies? Why "analysis" if nothing is being analyzed? Is TF2 any relevant to the plot or is just an excuse to use their fursonas? Why TF2 again?
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They are bloody awful.
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I think certain groups, such as furries and bronies, are just stuck in a certain period of internet history. Bronies, I think, are stuck in 2012, back during the height of mlp and tf2's popularity. That's why they still say thing's like "derp" and "fail", for instance. There's also lot of overlap between bronies and tf2 players as well, for some reason.
As for why they are all so unfunny, it's tied to the fact that 1) the specific brand of inoffensive xd random humor 2010's children's shows have are peak comedy to these guys, 2) again they're stuck in 2012, when things like NC and egoraptor were considered comedic genius, and 3) autism.
A lot of this is just conjecture, though.
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4) They're just NOT FUCKING FUNNY
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This'll be why Chris is so obsessed with doing pointless reaction videos, then. The ponyfag channel feature a mix of reaction vid clips, and Chris wants to be on it. Or has this already been mentioned and I'm later than Russell Greer to his own trial?
Haven't watched more than the first 15 seconds yet, but there's already some phenomenal tranny weirdo action. Chris would fit in just fine (maybe he's included? Someone with more patience than I have for adults acting like re.tarded five year olds will have to watch).
I sincerely hope they don't include Chris, though. In typical egotistical autist style, he'd act like he owned the place, inserting his insane merge fantasies all over the already awful """cartoon""". Still, watching nice but dim types struggle with their conscience about when to tell Chris to shut up and fuck off is always good for second-hand cringe.
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He's already tried. Remember his bullshit about how he, Magi-Chan, Dr Wolf and Firebrand all set it up so that he could be DA AMAZING RED SPY? The last two's creators certainly won't, because they don't want to touch him with a ten-foot barge pole and did no such thing. However, listen to what he says during his first TF2 reaction video, and he's still clinging to his egotistical fantasies, insisting that 'I was dare for all of dis, I just haven't been inserted in da chronicle yet.'
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