Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
Was lurking originally during the topic's inception. It's great that I actually get a chance to speak with someone as enlightened as you, though.
 
KingGeedorah,

I, the Christ, have returned. I AM in heaven which has always been a frame-of-mind not to be confused with the heavens: the sky, low-Earth-orbit, deep space. Are you in heaven?
My understanding of heaven is as defined by the Church Fathers: the state of Theosis where one is literally joined with God in spirit, a state unattainable in life due to the nature of the sinful human form. That reminds me, which Church fathers do you enjoy most? Ever read much by John Chrysostom or Isaac of Nineveh? What's your Christological stance? Where on the spectrum of Christology do you fall between Arian and Monophysite?
 
It's not that no one replies to him, from what I've seen John Mitchell of RealWorldNews.org has responded with six posts. Brad then "moves" the posts to "another thread", said thread being either his rantings against Mitchell and/or RWN or linked to their judgement thread. Guess what? They FAIL F. More recently he appears to be using his Messianic powers to blast the posts out of existence.

To put it in simple layman's terms, he deletes (d+4 e+5 l+12 e+5 t+20 e+5 s+19=70) the post (p+16 o+15 s+19 t+20=70).
voiceguy,

You are a liar. On my forum http://7seals.yuku.com , I have only deleted a few posts(74=P16+O+S19+T20+S19) where someone cursed or they were spam ads. In the case of John Mitchell, I first encountered his Right-Wing politics years ago when he replied to Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) by starting to promote his A=6, B=12, C=18... code so as to deceive people. He doesn't let me write at all on his site. And he attempted to hijack my thread on my forum after I told him to STOP! So I did not delete his posts but I did move them to their appropriate place. The moderator Nunn did the same thing to me on this thread.

You are incorrectly expressing gematria8,74... deletes(70=D4+E5+L12+E5+T20+E5+S19)

how can i too get to heaven?
CatParty,

The first 'requirement' of feeling like you're in heaven is to feel that you are very close to GOD. You're currently corresponding with the Christ/God-incarnate, so you kinda have Step 1 covered. Step 2 is a continual feeling of happiness and satisfaction. I don't always pull that one off. How are you feeling?
 
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CatParty,

The first 'requirement' of feeling like you're in heaven is to feel that you are very close to GOD. You're currently corresponding with the Christ/God-incarnate, so you kinda have Step 1 covered. Step 2 is a continual feeling of happiness and satisfaction. I don't always pull that one off. How are you feeling?


happy you are here!
 
@Brad Watson_Miami

I am sorry that I thought you were crazy at one point, too. I was very mistaken. Have fun and enjoy the place, man.

Here is a gift:

picture.php
 
Shrekolas Cage,

Hey. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you telling me about the change of situation. I played at a Church of Christ for Palm Sunday and a Presbyterian church for Easter. I haven't played any music now in two weeks. I AM trying to get my golf game back together now that the summer season is here and of course, I AM writing alot. I just tweaked my 2nd book, Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor - Design Worlds Theory - The 'Theory of Everything'. See a synopsis of it at http://GOD704.wikia.com . I've also tweaked the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com .

@Brad Watson_Miami

I am sorry that I thought you were crazy at one point, too. I was very mistaken. Have fun and enjoy the place, man.

Here is a gift:

picture.php
AWB-81,

Apology accepted and the girlfriend and I think that the certificate is great! I may have it copied, enlarged, and placed on a wall. (And I may not.)

It would be rude not to. I am sorry for not trusting you.
Null,

Apology accepted and I will revisit your Judgment. Have you done any verifiable public service lately? I can't wipe out your entire sentence without that. I've given out many Judgments over the years (see http://7seals.yuku.com ) and I need to be consistent with my commuting sentences - I must be just.

So with the thread being open again, does that mean Our Lord and Savior Brad is feeling better? :heart-full:
Meowthkip,

I was always fine. AppleCrisp and maybe others lied about me. I suggest you STOP mocking GOD and I the 2nd Coming of the Christ! It's a no-win situation for you or anyone. If you want to quiz me, go ahead but try not to ask stupid stuff.

DynamiteNinja,

WARNING! You need to apologize, delete your offensive comment, and we can move on. Otherwise, today may be your Judgment Day? Your next move will be the most important decision of your life. I pray it is a wise one.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear,

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4/20/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Note: Any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.
 
ChurchOfGodBear,

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4/20/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Note: Any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

So you admit to judging without reviewing my case? I think I see a flaw in your judicial process.
 
Rain Man Jesus is back. Wonderful! I thought the derailment before was an update and I was sadly disappointed.

Although it's great you're back I'm still going to be a heathen and whatnot, you know how it goes. Can't win them all. But I'd sure love to hear some new insight from you!
How's everything been? Like someone else said, the rumors on your health did worry us a bit.
 
So I did not delete his posts but I did move them to their appropriate place.

So why when I click on the link to the posts do I get nothing but more of your numerological BS or your condemnation of judging him a FAIL F. You claim to be the personification of God on Earth and yet you do not listen to the very people you created. Your entire GOD=7_4 is flawed because no numerology system of which I am aware allows a null value to the letter O. In more popular numerology each letter is given a number according to its place in the alphabet, in which case GOD=7+15+4. There is also another system in which the numbers 1-9 are applied to specific letters of the alphabet. Using this system GOD=7+6+4. Notice that G and D remain the same, only the value of O changes but it is still not a null value. Now, the whole purpose of numerology is to reduce the numbers down to a single digit. In the first example: 7+15+4=26, 2+6=8. In the second example, 7+6+4=17, 1+7=8. So, as you can see, in both examples the root number for God is 8. The number 8 has distinct characteristics in numerology.

Positive Characteristics: 8s are authoritative, business-minded leaders. They value control and tend to be powerful, but are also balanced, materially detached, successful and realistic. They end up in management positions, are efficient, capable, street-smart and good judges of character.

Negative Characteristics: The dark side of the 8 can be cruel, insensitive, violent, bullish or greedy. At their worst, 8s can become intolerant religious zealots.

You are incorrectly expressing gematria8,74... deletes(70=D4+E5+L12+E5+T20+E5+S19)

Now you're talking semantics, not numerology.

By the way, I took the liberty of determining your root number, which using both systems is 9:

Positive Characteristics: 9s are helpful, compassionate, aristocratic, sophisticated, charitable, generous, humanitarian, romantic, cooperative, creative, self-sufficient, proud and self-sacrificing.

Negative Characteristics: 9s can end up being egocentric, arrogant, self-pitying, sentimental, discontent, fickle, cold or mentally unstable.

(Sources for the above materials are wikipedia and numerology.com)
 
Pac
Insane Brad Watson http://kiwifarms.net

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4/20/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for your sins towards me here (you have many more sins). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, apologize, and delete the offensive post. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 17.4 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You're now part of a scientific experiment to last the next 1,000+ years.



- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 
Pac
Insane Brad Watson http://kiwifarms.net

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4/20/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for your sins towards me here (you have many more sins). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, apologize, and delete the offensive post. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 17.4 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You're now part of a scientific experiment to last the next 1,000+ years.



- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

i would not rudely judge you. i think you are one cool dude
 
ChurchOfGodBear,
After I have further reviewed your case, you've been sentenced to very bad luck, then 174 years reincarnated as non-human with 17.4 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Seal #1 of Revelation's "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'

Part of Seal #1 of the prophesied "7 Seals" (Rev 5:1-10:11) on the cover of the "book/scroll" There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, nonlocal cause-and-effect, design and alignment is...

GOD-guided evolution includes panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, apparent randomness (chaos theory), purpose, DNA/RNA, catastrophism,* reincarnation and follow-the-leader (God-incarnate), and alien intervention.

This one sentence is not meant to be a full explanation. It's a one sentence summation of the difference between Darwinian evolution theory and GOD-guided evolution theory.

There are many - perhaps a majority - of Christians who currently believe in both the religious doctrines of the Bible and modern science. But there are obvious conflicts if the religious take the Bible as 100% literal and if scientists ignore the data confirming GOD/God-incarnate. Some Christians insist on "Everything in the Bible including the 7-Day Creation Story is meant to be taken literal." Yet, they readily admit that Jesus' teaching the Sower of the Seed is not a farming lesson!

Atheist scientists are liars and hypocrites! They often criticize the religious for "being dogmatic and ignoring evidence" yet that's exactly what they do when faced with the evidence of GOD/God-incarnate, intelligent design, purpose, the after life/reincarnation, nonlocal cause-and-effect, and extraterrestrial visitation.

The 1st part of Seal #1 is...

The Big Bang (a supermassive white hole) ~13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole in another universe. Our universe & that SBH share the same event horizon. That SBH & SWH formed an Einstein-Rosen bridge (wormhole). This duality combines these two singularities in a birth-life-death-rebirth cycle within The Conglomerate of universes (multiverse). This 'simple' cause-and-effect explains both infinite space and eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to a universe to a mind.

Earth is ~4.567 billion years old. Humans appeared about 2 million years ago. Every human has a common ancestor - the mitochondrial DNA 'Eve' - who lived ~200,000 years ago. About 6,000 years ago, the extraterrestrial 'God-guy' appeared in the Tigris-Euphrates River Valley. He cloned himself to produce Adam and then cloned Adam to produce Eve. These three most important souls and their offspring then interacted with the humans East of Eden, they were reincarnated over-and-over again, and the rest is his-story.

When did the first universe begin? 21 billion years ago? 74 trillion years ago? 40 quadrillion years ago? Etc. The Conglomerate of universes theory explains infinite space and infinite time/eternity. This point in time right now is the center of time and all time emerges from it.**


**Synchronism: 4/18/15 08:17 "The Angels don't play a game outside their time zone until June 1st. That's the first time that's happened since..." - ESPN
*Synchronism: 3/15/15 10:42 "Unless Kentucky suffers a catastrophic disaster..." - ESPN 2
 
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ChurchOfGodBear,
After I have further reviewed your case, you've been sentenced to very bad luck, then 174 years reincarnated as non-human with 17.4 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human it will be under very hellish circumstances.
I. Did not list charges.
II. Did not display evidence supporting my judgement.

...In other words, invalid verdict.
 
Apology accepted and I will revisit your Judgment. Have you done any verifiable public service lately? I can't wipe out your entire sentence without that. I've given out many Judgments over the years (see http://7seals.yuku.com ) and I need to be consistent with my commuting sentences - I must be just.
Does open source code count as "community service"?
 
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