Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

And so I did. He played Thug #1 in the classic Suckas Fo Fellatio. He also wrote, starred and directed Pole Climb, Thin Pipes, Something Bigger, Unbuttoned AND Meatball Assassino. Quite the renaissance man you got here. I'll give T.C. this though, he's listed at 6'2. Manlets BTFO.

He also has had experience in children's media. He showed me the film he made called The Princess Knight which he said he made for his six nieces and three nephews and said it was a "labor of love", and he also wrote a Barbie series on YouTube called Doll City. He helped perfect my script's plot and characterizations. And it turned out he was actually familiar with the Oz books from when he was a child and he was an already established Wogglebug fan. Either that or he just liked my ideas and visions too much to scorn them.

 

[Picklechu]

I have no plan B. But I will succeed one way or another. But I don't much care whether or not I'll become a multimillionaire because of it. My goals are more centered on bringing in the love from fans instead of the bucks.

You've been doing this for well over a decade with no success - what is going to change? You certainly aren't doing anything different, just throwing away your tardbux and the money your family gives you on a different set of grifters. You could probably get a job sorting glass or something, which might even give you an opportunity to find other slow-in-the-minds who you could introduce to Wogglebug.

And it turned out he was actually familiar with the Oz books from when he was a child and he was an already established Wogglebug fan. Either that or he just liked my ideas and visions too much to scorn them.

It's because you are paying him.

 

[Deadpool]

I have no plan B. But I will succeed one way or another. But I don't much care whether or not I'll become a multimillionaire because of it. My goals are more centered on bringing in the love from fans instead of the bucks.

No one but you will ever love a smug rapist bedbug with an annoying grating voice. Just accept your fetish (it's fine you're in love with an anthropomorphic rape bug. You're too fat and ugly for any human male to ever want) and make the shit you want to get off to.

Edit: just want to reiterate how fat and ugly you are. You are absolutely grotesque. Oh and your nasally monotone voice is slightly more grating than wogglebug's.

 

[HickoryDickory]

 

[WogglebugLover]

If there aren't anymore questions for me for now I'll try to leave.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'll try to leave.

Many have tried.

 

[Picklechu]

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

If there aren't anymore questions for me for now I'll try to leave.

I have a question. This may have been answered before or it's somewhere buried in the thread, but this caught my attention.

I already went through almost ten years from the time I was 18 thinking I would just do that (with Fanfiction.net) instead of going after my dream because I was hurting from something bad that happened to me.

I'm interested in what this bad thing was and how exactly it prevented you from pursuing this Wogglebug project.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I have a question. This may have been answered before or it's somewhere buried in the thread, but this caught my attention.

I'm interested in what this bad thing was and how exactly it prevented you from pursuing this Wogglebug project.

It's really personal. All I'm willing to say is that my parents made me go somewhere I didn't want to go, and I made a complete fool of myself there (on purpose) and I knew deep down I could have just said no to going all along.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

It's really personal. All I'm willing to say is that my parents made me go somewhere I didn't want to go, and I made a complete fool of myself there (on purpose) and I knew deep down I could have just said no to going all along.

Summer camp?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Summer camp?

No.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

No.

Loony bin?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Loony bin?

No. But close.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I wanna know

 

[Deadpool]

Loony bin?

That's where she should have went.
Imma guess fat camp?

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

It's really personal. All I'm willing to say is that my parents made me go somewhere I didn't want to go, and I made a complete fool of myself there (on purpose) and I knew deep down I could have just said no to going all along.

Now I just have more questions. Where could they send you that was so terrible? Some bible camp? And what did you do that was so embarrassing? Seriously, what is so embarrassing that you hold onto it for all these years?

 

[WogglebugLover]

That's where she should have went.
Imma guess fat camp?

No. And for your information I was very skinny in my teens and twenties.

 

[Sam Losco]

Church?

 

[Deadpool]

I was very skinny in my teens and twenties.

No.

 

[Picklechu]

Ooh, ooh!

Inpatient treatment? Group home? Oz?