Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

No. She thinks not being horny 24/7 makes her "grey ace". She's been on Tumblr so long she's lost sight of what normal people's sexuality is.

She's never had a meaningful relationship with another person, of course she has no idea what people's sexuality is like.

Honestly the most shocking thing that could happen in this thread would be if she managed to lose her virginity, but then I guess she would lose her status as a wizard, womb or otherwise.
 

everyone has a grandma who gardens, you're not that special sapphles.

the whatevercore stuff is so annoying. i don't think i've seen anyone take it seriously, even edgy teens. it's an aesthetic thing, not some kind of punk political movement that she seems to think it is. you wanna be mushroomcore? then do it. post pictures of mushrooms. who cares.

i'm suggesting we introduce stapphaniecore. imagine it now. photosets of dried peeling skin, cats, poop, dying plants and artsy photoshopped images of richard ramirez.
 
i'm suggesting we introduce stapphaniecore. imagine it now. photosets of dried peeling skin, cats, poop, dying plants and artsy photoshopped images of richard ramirez.
#staphcore
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Sorry but she fancies Adam Driver in every role he plays which are all vastly different characters so nah she doesn't fancy fictional people she fancies fucking Adam

Exactly. At the very least, she is physically attracted to him.

Wonder if she knows Adam is a proud former (I believe) Marine....
 
Exactly. At the very least, she is physically attracted to him.

Wonder if she knows Adam is a proud former (I believe) Marine....
Reality is whatever Staph wants to believe. She can just deny that he was a marine despite there being evidence to the contrary just like she denies being a cisgender straight woman.
 
Is Staphylococcus aware that even if you’re the straightest straighty that ever straighted it’s not unusual to admire the appearance of some of the same gender? Doesn’t mean they wanna fuck them though.
You wouldn’t dare touch a vag Staphy and women everywhere are safe for it. All condolences to Mr. Driver.
She seems to be unaware it's possible to like or even admire a person for some or all of their qualities without wanting to fuck them. I love the screen presence of Clint Eastwood, or the old-school swagger of both Boris Blank and Dieter Meyer for example. How they owned those goofy music videos while having genuine fun instead of trying too hard. Not to mention Boris Blank's singing voice - such a shame there's only a handful of tracks he sang the lead vocals for.

Would I like to fuck either of them? No. I don't know them as people, I don't swing that way, and even if I did, both of them are around 70 years old. Eastwood's even older.
She's never had a meaningful relationship with another person, of course she has no idea what people's sexuality is like.
I don't think she understands how relationships, any relationships work. She has her rainbow-coloured "pan enby aroace queerplatonic UwU" shit, when there's a very old, very simple, universally known word for that: friendship.
She definitely knows how sexual attraction works, but a human relationship? No, not at all. She lacks both the emotional and the intellectual capacity, or else she wouldn't have shamed her father for crying.
 
I find it strange that although she hate men, she's attracted to very masculine traits personality wise. She's only really attracted to Heath and Driver because they play villains-- The Joker and Kylo Ren, which forms the baseline of her attraction to them. Of course there's also Ramirez and Dahmer, but they don't need introducing. All these characters/men display dark triad traits, none of them are the "soft bbys" she apparently lusts over for according to her. Combine this and her domination fantasies, she is perhaps the most vanilla 30 something straight woman. I've seen more teeth from middle aged women on FB who proudly announce they want to fuck Ted Bundy.
 
Damn, Staph should have played it up more... she and some future uwu soft birb gurlfriend could have shared dilators for their mutual stink ditches.
Treatments for Vaginal Agenesis
Many ask at what point a girl should think about having a vagina created. But when she starts this process is up to her. Most girls start treatment in their teens, but some may want to wait until they are ready to become sexually active.​
Self-Dilation
Some young women can have a vagina made without having surgery. A very small tube, called a dilator, is pressed against the skin where the vagina should be for about 15 to 20 minutes a day. This is easier after a bath because the skin is soft and stretches well. This works best for girls who have a dimple in the area.​
Vaginoplasty
Most young women will need surgery, and how this is done can vary. The vagina can be made with a graft of skin or buccal mucosa (inner lining of the cheek), or with part of the large bowel.​
Skin Graft Method
The surgeon takes a thin piece of skin from the patient’s buttocks and places it over a mold to make a vagina. Artificial skin has also recently been recommended. The surgeon then makes a small cut where a vagina would normally be, between the rectum and the urethra, and places the mold so the graft will attach to make the inside of a vagina. After surgery, you are likely on bed rest for a week. A catheter is placed into the bladder so urine can drain. The mold is removed after 7 days.​
Bowel Vaginoplasty
This method is more complex. The night before surgery, you must empty your bowels to remove stool and bacteria. During surgery, part of the lower colon is removed through a cut in the belly. One end of the bowel is then closed while the other stays open. The colon is sewn onto the vaginal remnant, acting as a vaginal opening. After the surgery, a mold is placed in the new vagina for 3 days. A catheter is placed in the bladder through the urethra so that urine can drain.​

Edit: Well would you look at this...

Bardet–Biedl syndrome is a pleiotropic disorder with variable expressivity and a wide range of clinical variability observed both within and between families. The main clinical features are rod–cone dystrophy, with childhood-onset visual loss preceded by night blindness; postaxial polydactyly; truncal obesity that manifests during infancy and remains problematic throughout adulthood; specific learning difficulties in some but not all individuals; male hypogenitalism and complex female genitourinary malformations; and renal dysfunction, a major cause of morbidity and mortality.

There is a wide range of secondary features that are sometimes associated with BBS, including:
 
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Idk Stapphy, maybe people dont wanna ship themselves with Carrie because she's a catastrophically unstable, emotionally butchered, generally traumatized highschool SIXTEEN YEAR OLD.
This tells a lot more about Staph infection and her general state of mind than "them dang dirty allocishet bigots who dun' like poor li'l Carrie". And I really don't like what it says.
 
This tells a lot more about Staph infection and her general state of mind than "them dang dirty allocishet bigots who dun' like poor li'l Carrie". And I really don't like what it says.

I mean you could also argue that a SOCIAL WORKER romanticizing Annie fucking Wilkes, who iirc was a character who revolved entirely around being a nurse who was monstrously abusive to vulnerable people in her care, also says some really worrisome things about Stapphy.

But wanting to fuck the character who's whole thing is 'she's a high schooler whose every concept of sex and sexuality is mired in filth and sin and guilt and who is literally screaming at getting her period because she didnt even know that existed' is just so own-brand for Stapphy that that caught me up first.

...And Michael Jackson is supposed to be yiffing in hell now so she can't even say her pedo ghost boyfriendo ghostwrote this one for her (hur hur).
 
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