Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm sorry everyone.

 

[Strine]

Neither one imagined this, and naively I assumed that Peetz's constant presence in the apartment would mean we'd see a lot more "driving" videos so Clotso could deep-throat her Beef 'n Cheddars in private, disposing of the wrappers like she did with Bibi to keep up appearances that she's somewhat trying.

It's pretty interesting that she's decided she gives zero fucks, she's staked her claim in that kitchen and seems resentful that Peetz wants her to move her circus out of the middle of the kitchen where she's undoubtedly constantly camped out (when she's not parked in front of the tv watching America's Most Wanted, preventing him from watching She-Ra after working all day).

That Peetz didn't imagine this is redundant further evidence of his feeble mind. When it was announced they'd be cohabitating, my mind went straight to Chinderella horfing down grotesque amounts of food in plain view of the soy goblin lurking in the periphery. She did it in front of Bibi sometimes, but was always very cagey with him and didn't want him in the room (but was too lazy to go anywhere else to do it) and as we know she very often went out at 4am to gorge furtively and then come home to Bibi like nothing had happened. She still wanted to keep up an image to Bibi, even as their relationship was moribund.

Peetz, on the other hand, won't offer any resistance to her, or so she thinks, and so far she's right. Their funky new LuXuRy ApArTmEnT and fantasies about a new lifestyle have just amounted to a high-rent feeding cave for the Toad Queen. Chantal didn't actually want this to happen, at least not in her fantasies, but because she always chooses mindless gluttony and gratification, it happened all the same. Her verkakte livestream, airing as I type this, is just her weekly agnorisis of "oh wait lol my life is a fucking garbage fire, nobody likes me, I'm never having sex again, and I've made a prison of my own body". She's currently airing the feelings she spends six days and twenty-two hours a week eating.

She's pretty miserable in this livestream. Some choice moments I overheard:

-She's talking about buying a dog because she needs love from a pet. She's already hoarded three cats, but I guess no Plus Size Queen is complete without a little dog she can never walk or trim the nails of.

-Lots of doleful and plangent vocal inflections. Feel bad for me because I don't like the consequences of my own actions.

-"I have a lot of friends, I just isolate myself" in a livestream literally titled I Just Need A Friend (capitalising the article, English Hons queen).

-"I don't think I should accept help from anybody right now"

Okay, I think that's enough. Imagine having to raise your elbow above your head to show something at the bottom of your ribcage.

 

[kiwirevolving]

"Vegan immunity gummies"

My head fucking hurts from that

 

[Pepper Jack]

Oh no she is going to take us with her up the stairs. Prepare for wheezing.

 

[Goon]

I can't watch her videos for long. Everything about her makes me want to punch kittens. Look what she did to the goddamn chicken breast,

 

[Grey Gardens]

Peetz is a dog is my favorite comment from the livestream chat. (Referring to Chinny talking about wanting to get a dog so she could have love from a pet. )

 

[welsho]

Which one of you psychic Kiwi's recently predicted a Macca's binge? I'm going to need your addy to send you some gently-used rolos and broken tchotchkes.

Someone up-thread asked if Peetz had a balcony in his room; no only princess poutine is worthy of a balcony in the luxury apartment. So, yes, Timbit does spend all her time in Peetz's lair (probably cowered under the sink or behind the toilet to save herself from the monster that waddles in looking for junk food).

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Jesus fuck. Here's a sloppily made recap because I'm not going back through all that mess to make it funnier.

Spoiler: I Need Friends: The Beginning of the End

- Had me some McDonalds
- Chugged mac sauce
- You guys are all addicted too huh
- I don't like listening to people
- You guyz understand (majority hate watch, Chin)
- Can't tell IRL people because they judge me, I need my enabling hugbox
- I have a food diary...doesnt really elaborate
- I think my body eats my fat when I'm hungry
- 2 cheeseburgs 3 sauce large fry mcchicken root beer
- NOT THAT BAD
- Scared of depression (assumes her audience is mostly addicts)
- Will lose views if I don't stuff my food chute
- Sympathy Chats start coming in
- STOP BEEZING
- Will not therapy
- FUCKING CAT
- Oh god please oh god please NO are you okay? Don't eat that!! I CAN'T DEAL
- Sounding like she ran a marathon
- The cat jumped and attempted suicide, fell about 20 stairs, ate a bug
- (Beezin triggers me so badly)
- More sympathy chats
- Still wheezing
- Doctor doesn't remember me, offensive (bullshit)
- I just want to vent. Gimme asspats
- Find me doctors, chat
- Had a binge, thought I was doing so well...for a day
- INSURMOUNTABLE not to binge
- I don't wanna eat
- Could probably starve myself EZ
- Don't know what triggers binges
- Boring makeup talk
- Things with Peetz are...okay. He's easy to live with
- It's so tiring to commit to better eating
- I don't have weed induced psychosis, I don't do it everyday all day (immediately snaps into her orc beezin voice)
- How do I break my cycle
- I don't want to hear criticism
- Opens fridge and milkshake is in view. THAT'S PEETZ'S I SWEAR
- Steven Sushi has entered the chat. Probably saw Clotso making some coin and wants to sell her ranch
- Says she looks good. I don't understand the asspats...hes gotta be trying to sell her something
- Don't care if I die at 60 (optimistic)
- Will eat myself into oblivion
- Food is EVERYWHERE
- People order zucchini sticks RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
- Being big makes breathing hard, who knew
- I'm a dual diagnosis food addict, binge AND addiction
- Steven saying he's fat and somehow getting asspats from The Chin
- I don't know how to eat (that's all you know how to do)
- I hate my health but don't want to be bothered to do shit about it
- I don't wanna think about food anymore...until tomorrow
- Cat ate bug and I scared
- Junebug bitch slapped BBJ
- I do wanna lose weigh buuuuuuut I don't care
- Death over diets
- Steven still flirting. Must be the angle, I'm bigger than ever
- Addiction over life
- Boo dieticians
- Need ACTIVITIES! More delusion of travel
- BRAIN KEEPS MAKING THOUGHTS MAKE IT STOP
- I was on "wellbootrin" didn't work
- I need a dog
- I need my cat. Give me love
- Cats are cool but dogs will love me more
- Venting
- Steven has left the chat
- I do have friends I swear. LOTS
- Muh mentals energy
- Rash caused by shitty diet
- Pretends not to be aware of Chikara
- Horrifying shirt lift and wound showcase
- My luxurious apartment doesn't have enough counter space to wash a pot. Gotta move shit around
- Stream cut out. Chat is in a panic
- Fin?

The stream cut off for unknown reason. I'll update if she goes live again.

Spoiler: Sorry 2: Electric Boogaloo

- Error occured!!
- I feed my cat ice cream
- Gotta get my charger, strap in fuckers
- I'll show you my room
- Chat demands room tour
- Back peddling. Well it's messy..
- Pickled things, the Achilles Heel of The Chin
- I'm not dating
- Not dating ANYBODY
- Don't wanna think about the D
- My internet is not good
- PEEEEEEETZ. Summons him like he's a fucking cat
- Peetz has entered the chat
- Is your internet bad?
- Nope
- "Tell Peetz to get off Grindr"
- IF GRINDR REQUIRES FACEBOOK I WILL NEVER HAVE IT. I'm dying
- Peetz would be bi if he could. He tried to give sexy eyes to men. The SJW would LOVE to be bi but he can't
- He would have twice as many people not interested in him. Chinny is loving chat shitting on him for once
- Peetz doesn't get rejected because he doesn't ask so fuck off
- Sing for us Peetz. Dance monkey!
- Peetz recites lyrics to Milkshake like it's slam poetry. Chinny is dying at this peak of comedy
- My Neck My Back Slam Poetry
- Hilarious
- My smokers cough!
- Used to go to strip clubs
- Skinny bitch had no booty, I'm not body shaming
- Bitching about the internet
- Chat still asking the monkey to dance
- Chinny loves I Spit On Your Grave. She doesn't have any pent up rage at all
- Last House on the Left was a swan song to victimized women. Shoot me
- Hungry Fat Chick's Nigerian lover sent me a message, BLOCKED. I WON'T settle for anyone treating me like that again. My self respect!
- Boring movie and TV discussion
- Someone in chat is nailing everything Peetz has ever loved. (I'm not viewing chat because I'm taking notes on my phone as they watch) They are curious as to who it is
- The person definitely knows Peetz
- Chinny had a terrifying realization that IRL people she knows might be watching
- Peetz says he can't tell dad jokes I'm not a dad
- What are dad jokes?
- Peetz tells a dad joke
- BEEZIN RECAP
- Sam ate the bug in midair. Primal.
- Internet is wonky
- Peetz teaching Chinny SJW acronyms 101, bitching about J.K.
- Serbia is brought up in chat...I suspect a Kiwi
- The Chin is itchy and being attacked by mosquitos
- 5 Star Chinny Fart. At least it isn't queefs, she knew a Queef Queen that was 12
- Hyperventilating from hilarity
- More queef talk, you could hear the air going into her pussy
- More dad jokes. Clotso is in stitches
- PEETZ GET MY PUFFER (inhaler)
- Beauty Chug of water
- We love Nintendo
- More boring TV stuff
- NO SUPERCHAT COINS FOR YOU PEETZ
- Chat wants moar fartz
- Taco Bell did it
- Sorry for my stink
- What is chortle?!
- 4th or 5th envious mention of Peetz's milkshake
- More boring movie discussion(these lives always have all this boring music and movie talk)
- Canada doesn't have frosted animal cookies!!
- BEEZE
- Music. Peetz hates music
- Reaction channel ripped off her merch. SLEEZY!
- MUSIC
- Might switch eating content to singing (God please no)
- Boring boring boring
- Peetz rocked a trench coat and fedora in school. Living meme.
- Peetz called the song "Bad Guy" a banger
- Gothic Peetz
- Mayo Head Ed has a mukbang channel
- Still boring
- PEETZ SAYS TINDER REQUIRES FACEBOOK AND HE SHALL NOT HAVE IT
- BEEZIN
- Clotso keeps breaking into song. She got her groove back
- Moar edibles
- That's what you pay me for, right? Peetz: For being a mess?
- It's raining. "OHHHH SHIIIIIT"
- Frosted animal crackers
- Peetz wanted to fuck a Rescue Ranger and Chinny wanted to fuck a Ninja Turtle
- List of tv people we used to/currently masturbate to
- BEEZE
- Boring
- Tomorrow I'm gonna cleeean...
- Food reality sets back in. What will she cook?
- Peetz: Maybe have 3 cheeseburger sauces
- Clotso is fucking ripped. Snot is dripping from her nose from laughter. She wants Febreeze and Kleenex to sponsor
- Peetz Accent Power Hour
- Gas X sponsorship
- Battery is dying (mine too)
- Gotta potty. Might go live from the bedroom (GOD DAMNIT)

Parting words from Karatejoe after Act II

Spoiler: Hey Beezers 3: Please Kill Me

- Guess who's back. Back again. Chinny's back. In her fucking nighty and I'm gonna puke
- Waiting for viewers
- BEEZIN
- I have eye bags sometimes
- BEEZIN
- Where is Joe
- People are dying to see my lipstick
- Chinny. Is. RIPPED.
- BEEZIN
- BEEZIN AGAIIN
- Where. Is. Joe.
- I veg out and watch movies when I'm ripped
- Delusions of taking adventures
- Here's my lip paint
- I can't see straight
- Applying it before bed. CREAMY
- Boring makeup sperging
- WHERE IS JOE
- I told him I was pooping
- Makeup makeup makeup
- Here is my moustache and chin hair tool
- Storytime is coming
- I had hoe days
- Another fake swinger story coming
- ANOTHER weird old couple she met "on a chat thing"
- Sent me weird skin picture, probably dick skin
- You ever talk to guys?
- BOOM. WIENER.
- I'm high
- LOOK AT MY HORMONE DRUGS AND CPAP
- Gubment subsidized my breathing apparatus
- Chinny got her 2nd wind. Very alive.
- Story time Exclusive Sneak Peek
- Rich suburban people
- Kids held diploma
- I'm an agent I'm about to fuck your parents (I'm either worn out, or she completely left out the agent part of the story and forgot to explain that)
- Husband wanted his wife pleased by Jabba
- SPICY
- $150 for my services
- I did it to afford cat food
- Exploring
- $150 or SOMETHING
- Is that prostitution?
- She was a Martha Stewart clone with silver eye shadow. Annoying voice.
- She had Queef Voice
- The man was Dom Irrera
- Chihuahua name Phyllis
- Dog hated me
- Little fucker made me scared. Chihuahua PTSD
- 2nd couple and they had weird animal too!!
- Felt like meat
- French Onion and Broccoli make me fart
- Rich old and big old liquor cabinet
- TEQUILA
- Man sat in fancy chair
- I don't remember much
- Old people have been creepy for years, wife was HUNGRY FOR SOMETHING GOOD
- Tied up wife
- Big ol black dildo and wife growls
- Dog attacked Clotso
- Bit head and hair. I COULD HAVE SUED
- Might have tetanus!!!
- I won't explain further
- Drunk. I don't remember
- I started munching carpet. That's why I got bit by a Chihuahua
- Whatever. I'll eat pussy and let dogs eat my head
- I used to have proof but I don't now. I had hair. Wasn't that big only slightly chubby.
- Hoe Daze ©
- WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. JOE.
- Had to hold my stinky farts in
- You ever fart while fucking?
- BEEZIN
- Farts farts farts
- Weedz are anxiety meds
- I'm gonna lose weight
- Karatejoe says meanies are in chat
- I don't have money
- I spend it wrong. Bad with money. Chinny says she has an accountant, but she has no money
- QUIT BEEZIN CHAT
- Boring boring boring
- Travel and beauty sperging
- Boring
- People see Foodie Booty in public
- CHAT IS FIGHTING
- Nobody hates Shannon
- There is block button. I use it
- I don't use chat
- We. Are. Fambily.
- Unconscious rocking. She noticed the same time I did.
- More coddling this Shannon that's upset
- Burger King is salty
- Maybe I'm crazy
- Michael Douglas was crazy in that movie
- #deepthoughts
- "High" is a derogatory term
- Now Annie is sorry. The super crazies are in it for the long haul. (Shit...what does that say about me?)
- THC is okay with me
- Did shrooms aka "Troof Drugs". Don't eat them if you're insecure. She is literally ripping talking points from Have A Good Trip on Netflix
- Had sex with Peetz. Didn't fart on him. Maybe I did. Fucked him in his mom's basement.
- I HAD to get drunk to fuck him
- He was a good kisser
- That was it
- We put condom in ashtray
- Brother lit cigarette picked up Dirty Cum Condom
- I can't be emotionally fucked
- Do you guys read books? I totally read books
- I WANT SEX ROBOT
- Adam and Eve sponsorship
- What is Hitachi?
- Is that a robot?!?
- Not checking dildo brand. No
- Met a couple guys on Goth Chat
- Dentist was hot. Smelled like cologne
- Talking about Karens like she isn't one
- KKK isn't funny
- It's okay Shannon, nobody is boolying you
- BEEZIN
- Livestream Piss
- Pee comes out slow since hysterectomy
- BEEZIN
- Makeup
- Boring boring boring
- Finally realized she talks like a valley girl
- chill out chat
- It's 3 AM? 15 more minutes
- High. All over the place
- I am THEE most fatphobic person
- You know what I'm saying
- Getting tired (I'm still 20 minutes behind and the 15 waa supposed to end 15 ago)
- I have good core fanbase (148 viewers plus me)
- Criticism doesn't bother me
- I need hate to get views
- Joe is policing Chinny
- My channel has this "pattern" (You're literally citing The Cycle that Kiwi Farms created)
- People can have their opinion (besides filtered and deleted comments)
- Chill out Joe. I'm not tired. 3:30 endtime. The goal posts have been moved.
- I don't pay attention to drama, but it pisses me off
- People are nasty to Avocado in his comments (I don't pay attention to drama)
- Sprays eyes with canned water
- Butter is almost plastic, but isn't hydrogen almost water?
- EDIBLES
- Makeup. Boring boring boring.
- My e-mail is flooded
- Boring
- Parents don't teach cooking
- Goodnight I'm stoned
- Terrified of tomorrow

Wow. Just wow. Observation: Not one fucking tic that entire live marathon.

Edit: She's already live again and I'm 30 minutes behind. I'll be wasted by the end of this.

Edit 2: Son of a bitch she did it. Live again. God she's lonely. Part 3 coming soon.

Edit 3: Part 3 isn't done, I hit save changes by accident. She's still fucking going. This is the most revealing one by far.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

She's live with a confession. She just had a big binge of McDonald's, which included three tubs of Mac sauce ... just the sauce. She doesn't like sugar, though. She said she thinks most of her audience are probably food addicts too. She doesn't want to talk about binging with her "real friends" because when she told her mom about binging her mother looked horrified. No shit.

She had the 2k of Taco Bell for the mukbang, then went to DQ and had a Blizzard, then ordered McD's. Two cheeseburgers, three Mac sauce, a large fry, a McChicken, and a root beer. "So not that bad," she says. She says whenever she's hungry she thinks that means her body is consuming its own fat and that she would be safe eating more.

She's blaming binges on her audience, again. She says if she didn't eat on camera her "YouTube career" would go down the shitter and she'd only pull 1k views per video. THAT's why she eats, guys. Totally her audience's fault.

Now she's yelling at Sam to stop meowing because she doesn't feel like dealing with it. She is screaming at him and yelling, "Oh my god." He jumped off the balcony again. Apparently there are "huge bugs" in her new place already. She's got literal bags of trash on her carpet in the living room.

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I'm tapping out, y'all. Godspeed.

She's live again.

I'll try to archive the first stream when it's fully processed by YouTube or whatever.
Edit: got it uploaded on Mega, I'll try getting it to a file size that's able to be embedded in the morning unless someone else gets one up in the meantime.
Edit edit: thank you @SAVE TWINKIE! for doing what I was too much of a lazy nigger to do.

 

[raritycunt]

Just checked in the live to hear Peetz sperging about something, takes that guy an hour to get out a sentence because of all the “um”s and “uhh”s.

 

[Painted Pig]

some loon superchatted $20.50.
(hey Peetz nice posture faggot)


I guess I'm the only one in the 'Peetz is a slouchy zero' club.


She broke out a little rudimentary French.
She replied to that question with "C'est quoi le mec? Ma francais pas très bon."
I distinctly remember her saying "MA francais" because it didn't sound right.
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "mon francais" @Lisa Anna?
It was hilarious hearing her say even that one sentence. I'll find the time stamp if it stays up or gets archived 37:00


Peetz slurping the last of his tardcumshake was so gross.


tapped out when they started talking about first crushes and Putz said his was Gadget from Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers.

 

[inquizadoor]

I am zero percent surprised that hes a furry

 

[Lilac_loud]

It’s so annoying that Peetz is always higher than she is in the shots. Get that guy a chair for criss sake.

 

[kebab4you]

I'm sorry everyone.

Spoiler: I'm so... so sorry

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Even the Michelin Man would tell her she has too many tyres.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I haven't been fluent in fifteen years but if memory serves, "mec" is more a term used to mean a young dude or a hot guy.
But of course our bilingual francophone queen can't even understand "who's that guy?"

C'est Peetz, un imbécile. You're welcome, Chins.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

3rd live if anybody that can archive hasn't tapped out yet

 

[chantalisfat]

Yeah, this one really is magnificent. She is like a feral cat, or an angry snake, or a half-submerged alligator warning away an interloping human. Just plain reptilian brain on warning-protect-your-food mode. Utterly psychotic, and she seems oblivious to it when it happens.

Keep in mind she is afflicted with two things that are sometimes confused. She has her weird, OCD-ish tics (like this one). These are distinct from the little micro-strokes she seems to suffer, in which she gets stricken and goes haywire for an instant. An example of that is here.

Either one would mortify most people into either avoiding uploading videos of themselves or seeing a neurologist. Not Clotso; she makes fun of them.

Is there an archive of this live? Or at least a clip of the mini-stroke that Dutch so beautifully broke down for us? I poked around the pages before and after the original comment, but it didn't look like there was an archive or re-upload on the thread.

 

[easyaf]

'mec' can also be used as a term for boyfriend I believe

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

Apparently James has not hooked up with a guy but has "tried to find men attractive." He says he'd love to be bi.

"Imagine being rejected by double the population. That's my jam! I'd have twice as many people not interested in dating me."

This sends Chantal into a long, wheezing sputter-laugh at James's pathetic love life. Shut up ham planet. I don't see anyone banging down your door to sleep with you. At least James can joke about it in an autist way and not get all bent out of shape over it.

 

[Who Now]

Okay, so... Can someone explain why Chantal licks her fingers like she does? It's robotic almost and I was wondering if it was some form of OCD instead of just "lol fat"/gross. Tbh, I can only stand the small clips and gifs people post. Sorry if it was already discussed.

The store is always out of napkins

She ate three cups of Big Mac sauce?

Why doesn't she just buy thousand island dressing? it's the same thing