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But Mark Watney survived on Mars by growing potatoes in shit!
Ah, I forgot, not only are potatoes white people food, the folkx over in the Kingdom of Raz only watch Harry Potter and similar autistic endeavours.
Actually not terribly unrealistic. He was eating space food long enough for the really serious chemicals to be out of his system, and all astronauts get an amazing round of vaccines and treatments prior to launch so that when they land down their immune system isn't totally compromised. This would, to some degree, prevent the worst scenario with disease. Additionally, potatos are super hardy and can resist a lot. The kind of thing that plagues potatos kills ALL potatos.
 
Police brutality, in broad daylight. How shameful. We should all wash the feet of every poor black soul subjected to such horrors.

Let me tell you, they don't look like much but those telescopic batons fucking hurt. Even when you're waving them with a limp wrist...
 
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Let me tell you, they don't look like much but those telescopic batons fucking hurt. Even when you're waving then with a lump wrist...
They are amazingly scientific in their build. Designed to be as light as possible throughout the handle and shaft with the end being as heavy as possible. This lets them have a massive force multiplier at the end of them. To the point that they can easily break bone.
 
Actually not terribly unrealistic. He was eating space food long enough for the really serious chemicals to be out of his system, and all astronauts get an amazing round of vaccines and treatments prior to launch so that when they land down their immune system isn't totally compromised. This would, to some degree, prevent the worst scenario with disease. Additionally, potatos are super hardy and can resist a lot. The kind of thing that plagues potatos kills ALL potatos.
Yeah, it's actually a realistic scenario in the context of the book (which was pretty damn good and thought through very well in general). I hope the Capitol Hill Autism Zone tries this with their tomato and soy plants or whatever the fuck they want to grow there on their garden soil on cardboard.
What's the purpose of the cardboard, anyway? And why didn't they till the actual ground underneath? Even if the ground is of bad quality (not that these spergs would know it anyway), shouldn't that be their first reaction? Or were all the hoes already acquired by King Raz?
 
A strange thing happened over the past week or so where a bunch of low key Antifa supporters started posting praise and propaganda for Antifa on some of my local community pages on Facebook. They all had just recently joined and half of them tried to pass themselves as older users.

My faith in my local community was restored when the vast majority told them to fuck off cause Antifa are terrorists. All the sympathizers could do was sperg out about Fox News and the KKK before mass blocking people lol

Same happened in my community pages too. One chap did ok and actually debated for a while, before someone supposedly sent him a nasty message.

He responded by posting the guys workplace, pictures of his son before declaring he can "do what he wants". He got banned very quickly and whined on another page he'd been banned for racism. Plenty of folks are on both pages and soon put him right.

Another chap posted some american stuff, and we actually had a nice debate and laugh and unlike the previous bloke came to an agreed and acceptable conclusion.
 
Yeah, it's actually a realistic scenario in the context of the book (which was pretty damn good and thought through very well in general). I hope the Capitol Hill Autism Zone tries this with their tomato and soy plants or whatever the fuck they want to grow there on their garden soil on cardboard.
What's the purpose of the cardboard, anyway? And why didn't they till the actual ground underneath? Even if the ground is of bad quality (not that these spergs would know it anyway), shouldn't that be their first reaction? Or were all the hoes already acquired by King Raz?
Been a while since I read the book, wasn't there a bit where a ton of other vegetables were rejected specifically because they'd die? I could have sworn the reason that he end sup making potatos was because that specific reason.

Just realized there was another half to this comment and I can input: The cardboard is them fucking up something they half-remember, is my bet. Making cardboard half-squares (Take a cube, cut it in half, fill with dirt) is a tactic for home gardening to get proper spacing of your plants when you haven't yet learned to eyeball it. The regularly watered garden will see the cardboard broken down, and you can even soak the cardboard in something nutrient rich for some early nutrient boosts.

I suspect they heard "Plant it in cardboard" and completely missed the important details...
 
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Been a while since I read the book, wasn't there a bit where a ton of other vegetables were rejected specifically because they'd die? I could have sworn the reason that he end sup making potatos was because that specific reason.
He used potatoes mainly because they were available. The mission had mostly MREs with them, and the only raw vegetables were potatoes they brought for their Thanksgiving dinner.
 
He used potatoes mainly because they were available. The mission had mostly MREs with them, and the only raw vegetables were potatoes they brought for their Thanksgiving dinner.
Mmm, probably mentally mixing it with another book then. As I said, its been a while since I read through it.
 
Good news everyone! They figured out a way to increase the farming yield
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I had to study quality control in maneur and law behind what kind of organic waste can be used for it and how. And those memories are SCREAMING IN MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW. Have... Have these people never even heard of toxins? Is fucking microbial theory racist now?! This bullshit is a crime against everything good and decent in the world. Why the fuck did we disband the Inquisition I need them here there's some heresy to be cleansed! BIOLOGY MOTHERFUCKERS. DO YOU EVEN Oh wait of course you don't. AGH!
 
I had to study quality control in maneur and law behind what kind of organic waste can be used for it and how. And those memories are SCREAMING IN MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW. Have... Have these people never even heard of toxins? Is fucking microbial theory racist now?! This bullshit is a crime against everything good and decent in the world. Why the fuck did we disband the Inquisition I need them here there's some heresy to be cleansed! BIOLOGY MOTHERFUCKERS. DO YOU EVEN Oh wait of course you don't. AGH!

Don't they all have phones? Why are they not just looking up what to farm and how to farm on the internet. They can post pictures but not research?
 
I had to study quality control in maneur and law behind what kind of organic waste can be used for it and how. And those memories are SCREAMING IN MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW. Have... Have these people never even heard of toxins? Is fucking microbial theory racist now?! This bullshit is a crime against everything good and decent in the world. Why the fuck did we disband the Inquisition I need them here there's some heresy to be cleansed! BIOLOGY MOTHERFUCKERS. DO YOU EVEN Oh wait of course you don't. AGH!
Don't they all have phones? Why are they not just looking up what to farm and how to farm on the internet. They can post pictures but not research?
These people have been denying basic biology for years. Hopefully they'll go full Lysenko and start putting the plants too close together in the hopes that they'll be good little communists and share the nutrients.
 
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I had to study quality control in maneur and law behind what kind of organic waste can be used for it and how. And those memories are SCREAMING IN MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW. Have... Have these people never even heard of toxins? Is fucking microbial theory racist now?! This bullshit is a crime against everything good and decent in the world. Why the fuck did we disband the Inquisition I need them here there's some heresy to be cleansed! BIOLOGY MOTHERFUCKERS. DO YOU EVEN Oh wait of course you don't. AGH!
I see you and I are in agreement here. Part of my Uni courses were covering agriculture as some missing credits since I wanted to know more about how farming works. Hoo boy is that information in my brain here.
 
Don't they all have phones? Why are they not just looking up what to farm and how to farm on the internet. They can post pictures but not research?
They're scrambling around looking for illegal immigrants because that's where produce comes from. Many microaggressions have been committed in the process.
 
I had to study quality control in maneur and law behind what kind of organic waste can be used for it and how. And those memories are SCREAMING IN MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW. Have... Have these people never even heard of toxins? Is fucking microbial theory racist now?! This bullshit is a crime against everything good and decent in the world. Why the fuck did we disband the Inquisition I need them here there's some heresy to be cleansed! BIOLOGY MOTHERFUCKERS. DO YOU EVEN Oh wait of course you don't. AGH!
I see you and I are in agreement here. Part of my Uni courses were covering agriculture as some missing credits since I wanted to know more about how farming works. Hoo boy is that information in my brain here.
Fools. They will revive and use the genius of Lysenko to farm! None of your bougie shit!
 
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