Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Jesus, I haven't checked on this thread in a minute. How is this bitch still alive?

Spite & laziness.

"Quiet and safe."

White flight confirmed.

Oh shit, I didn't think about that. I was wondering why they were suddenly moving apropos of nothing. Did those savage darkies spook our little "whitino" pork princess?

Go, Karen, go out & gentrify to the extreme!

EDIT: Yes, Becky, invite your friends over. It's not like you've claimed to be immunocompromised during a Chinese death plague.

Or have friends.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

They're moving:
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Friendly reminder that despite Becky getting everything she wants handed to her, she is still constantly miserable.

I'm not up to date on my Becky lore, but the idea that she has friends that would willingly spend time in a house with her and the cucks is laughable.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Quiet and safe."

White flight confirmed.

Anybody else thinking that her “cutting off” her parents for being racist was in fact her anticipating being called out on this, while she eagerly awaited the check from Mami?

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Ahh yes, the "Blocking my parents from my life totally for realz and forever this time" 2 weeks ago has now instead become "Taking time to heal" in the face of potential birthday presents from Mami is right on schedule.

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And of course, when Riot is trending on Twitter, you can bet your bottom dollar Becky will jump on that like flies on shit and trying to solicit gibs. It's her only real claim to fame and she's milking it for all it's worth.

Only Becky, ONLY BECKY could fail to block someone correctly, interpret subsequent contact as some form of attack (Mami 'figured it out' aka did what a normal person would do if they couldnt call someone) and harassment and not be embarrassed to reveal that it was all about birthday presents.

Only Becky could claim that her one poor (and completely self inflicted) experience in an industry meant she was forcibly cast asunder from ever working in that field again whilst maintaining that despite being unemployable, she is a precious priceless commodity.



And only Becky could ever require an entire new house to 'heal' from imaginary wounds.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Only Becky, ONLY BECKY could fail to block someone correctly, interpret subsequent contact as some form of attack (Mami 'figured it out' aka did what a normal person would do if they couldnt call someone) and harassment and not be embarrassed to reveal that it was all about birthday presents.

Only Becky could claim that her one poor (and completely self inflicted) experience in an industry meant she was forcibly cast asunder from ever working in that field again whilst maintaining that despite being unemployable, she is a precious priceless commodity.

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And only Becky could ever require an entire new house to 'heal' from imaginary wounds.

Kinda weird that she didn’t think to block their email addresses. You know, what with all the hate messages and death threats she gets via email and all.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

She says that like there's some going rate for an "esports archivist" with nobody knowing the value of any of it even a couple years from when it's captured.

I imagine ESPN doesn't tend to hire many archivists who outright despise what they're supposed to be archiving material for compared to people who are fans/indifferent.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Imagine getting upset because you might not be able to have something you never wanted. Only Becks.

 

[AnOminous]

She says that like there's some going rate for an "esports archivist" with nobody knowing the value of any of it even a couple years from when it's captured.

I'm pretty sure someone who does nothing but hide under their desk and take days off isn't worth shit no matter what you call them.

 

[Meriasek]

Can anyone imagine her tending to a herb garden? I doubt she can keep a cactus alive.

She can't even keep fetuses inside her alive, and that's, like, a basic bodily function.

 

[AnOminous]

She can't even keep fetuses inside her alive, and that's, like, a basic bodily function.

She's never had a fetus inside her. The only dicks that have ever been inside her ejaculate pure soy.

 

[Meriasek]

She's never had a fetus inside her. The only dicks that have ever been inside her ejaculate pure soy.

Fair enough, it might not just be her that's barren and lifeless. The two soy golems and everyone else desperate enough to man the harpoons for her also probably have spermcounts that come with a little "i" in front of them.

 

[melty]

Corporations are better than people in a lot of ways if you really think about it:


Haha men am I right??


Dead trans gf she met once brought back for woke points


Statues don't teach history


Lots of hot takes today. I like that she's now a theatre techie instead of a stage manager. I need to keep a running list of all the different careers she's claimed.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I like that "IBS" is now mah partner was disabled and trans!

AKA "my partner was a Florida man who ate a typical Florida man diet and was surprised when his guts rebelled."

 

[melty]

Becky posts something seemingly nice, about the cucks, but it's really to own the haters.

Becky, some of us are quality people and some of us are quantity people. It's a mistake to assume the former is envious of the latter.

I'm just going to pretend there's no context. It's funnier that way.


After posting about how blessed she is to have them she immediately shits on them. The fuck did you do all day?

 

[Water-T]

If they're making a desk capable of supporting Ballooning Becky, they need to do as much welding as possible.

 

[Humpty hump]

They're moving:
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Friendly reminder that despite Becky getting everything she wants handed to her, she is still constantly miserable.

If I’m reading this correctly, their new house has an office, a craft room, a living room, a den, three bedrooms, AND “a giant garden”. In what universe would this be considered “cozy” or “little”?1

Only Becky, ONLY BECKY could fail to block someone correctly, interpret subsequent contact as some form of attack (Mami 'figured it out' aka did what a normal person would do if they couldnt call someone) and harassment and not be embarrassed to reveal that it was all about birthday presents.

Only Becky could claim that her one poor (and completely self inflicted) experience in an industry meant she was forcibly cast asunder from ever working in that field again whilst maintaining that despite being unemployable, she is a precious priceless commodity.

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And only Becky could ever require an entire new house to 'heal' from imaginary wounds.

So Becky made 50k per year at an entry level job, and yet considers herself *underpaid*?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

You can pretend all you want, Becky, but no one finds a balding, nebbish cuck and a fat German autist to be sexually attractive. Not even you!

 

[Next Task]

That ex-girlfriend bullshit is particularly nauseating. They met in person, what, once? And Becky broke it off for I believe unknown reasons, but undoubtedly completely self-centred ones. She wouldn't have even had to deal with anything to do with their disability - well, the IBS rather than the mental disabilities required to both troon out and get into any form of relationship with Becky.

But you know how we can tell she's still madly in love with this ex? Because of how she talks about him all the time. Doesn't stop referring to him, the trauma of his passing, regrets for how it ende...

Oh, wait, none of that is true and she's just bringing up a dead asspatter in yet another self-justifying rant about how amazing she is? What. A. Surprise.

Disabled people do have value. Becky only has value as someone to mock and a lesson in the life-extending power of spite. Such a cunt.

 

[Water-T]

That ex-girlfriend bullshit is particularly nauseating. They met in person, what, once? And Becky broke it off for I believe unknown reasons, but undoubtedly completely self-centred ones. She wouldn't have even had to deal with anything to do with their disability - well, the IBS rather than the mental disabilities required to both troon out and get into any form of relationship with Becky.

I suspect that Becky only took Krissy on that trip because she wanted to annoy the shit out of Mami and Papi by bringing a tranny "girlfriend" since they're not fazed by her German side piece anymore. Krissy went along because it was a free trip to Disney. Most likely she only got picked because no other troon was willing to put up with Becky's cuntiness and to be used as an emotional warfare prop.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was why Krissy killed herself - once her use to Becky as a tool against her parents was over, Becky cut off all contact because for all her IM QUEER Y'ALL! bluster, Becky is only about cis male dick. Unstable troons and manipulative cunts are a more volatile mix than water and pure sodium.

 

[Next Task]

I suspect that Becky only took Krissy on that trip because she wanted to annoy the shit out of Mami and Papi by bringing a tranny "girlfriend" since they're not fazed by her German side piece anymore. Krissy went along because it was a free trip to Disney. Most likely she only got picked because no other troon was willing to but up with Becky's cuntiness and to used as a emotional warfare prop.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was why Krissy killed herself.

Well, and Kris was already in Florida so it was a low-effort way to try and aggravate her parents.

Did we ever get confirmation that he killed himself? Becky claims otherwise, but her word is worth fuck all. However, while it's the easiest assumption, I don't know we ever got that properly established.

I do like 'White Flight' Becky, though. She's clearly hiding something with why they're moving, and it's likely either financial or, considering it's Becky, the option that reflects worse on her is most likely the correct one. Suddenly she feels nebulously 'unsafe', for absolutely no riot-based reasons whatsoever...