2016 U.S. Presidential Election

[Picklechu]

As vice president, I promise to continue the proud VP tradition of shitting myself and doing nothing.

Don't forget about giving awkward back massages to the wives and daughters of Senators, Representatives, and Cabinet members.

 

[EI 903]

Don't forget about giving awkward back massages to the wives and daughters of Senators, Representatives, and Cabinet members.

Blarting for America.

 

[Konstantinos]

My vote goes out to the hero America deserves and needs.

He's also the least ridiculous out of all the presidential candidates so that's a plus.

 

[Picklechu]

My vote already goes out to the hero America deserves and needs.

He's also the least ridiculous out of all the presidential candidates so that's a plus.

I like his glitter policy, but I'm not sure if I'm too comfortable with his socialist "free pony" policy.

 

[Zeorus]

I like his glitter policy, but I'm not sure if I'm too comfortable with his socialist "free pony" policy.

Would you rather have the next PotUS deny our Constitutional rights to own ponies?

 

[Picklechu]

Would you rather have the next PotUS deny our Constitutional rights to own ponies?

TNSTAAFP--There's no such thing as a free pony.

 

[Holdek]

Get ready for Hillary's infamously hostile campaign machine.

As opposed to the Republicans, who are just sunshine and rainbows in the Atwater/Rove tradition.

 

[SJWs are cool]

As opposed to the Republicans, who are just sunshine and rainbows in the Atwater/Rove tradition.

"By the time we're finished, they're going to wonder whether Willie Horton is Dukakis' running mate."

prediction: Hillary wins handily

I could deal with Hillary/Warren or Paul

Ted Cruz is hella creepy

 

[Atsimuel]

Normally I'm democratic but the idea of Hilary Clinton as president terrifies me.

fudck all govmint analchest 4 lyfe fegs

EDIT: Honestly though, I'm probably going to vote Republican just to vote against Hillary. What's that joke about never voting for anyone, just always against someone? That's how the last few elections have been for me.

I'm English, and my sister is kind of in love with Hilary (Seriously, the other night while I was trying to sleep she practically barged in just to tell me that she had started reading her autobiography) so obviously I only hear good things about her. Reading this thread I'm beginning to think that maybe my sister doesn't really know what she's talking about. What is it about Hilary exactly that's off-putting?

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

I'm not happy about Hillary, but I will probably vote for her. I could not in good conscience vote Republican especially with the GOP embrace of the Christian fundamentalists. The thing with the GOP is there are some issues I agree with, but as long as they are so set against the Gay community, and immigration I just don't see them getting my vote any time soon. Also what I don't understand about the GOP is why are the sane Republicans always silenced quickly by the crazy religious wing of the party?

 

[Hummingbird]

I'm not happy about Hillary, but I will probably vote for her. I could not in good conscience vote Republican especially with the GOP embrace of the Christian fundamentalists. The thing with the GOP is there are some issues I agree with, but as long as they are so set against the Gay community, and immigration I just don't see them getting my vote any time soon. Also what I don't understand about the GOP is why are the sane Republicans always silenced quickly by the crazy religious wing of the party?

The party has a tendency to turn away their saner and/or gay members. The gay republicans can only be guests at best now a days at conventions.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

The party has a tendency to turn away their saner and/or gay members. The gay republicans can only be guests at best now a days at conventions.

I think I heard on the news that the Log Cabin Republicans were not invited to another pac?

 

[Hummingbird]

I think I heard on the news that the Log Cabin Republicans were not invited to another pac?

Yep. It's the second time I heard of it. They're shooting themselves in the foot by getting rid of their minority supporters.

 

[Teddy]

The GOP is a joke. Nothing but weak RINOs like Boehner, McCain, Bush or Cowell who represent the party and don't accomplish crap. Just a bunch of talk. At least the Democrats actually do things to indoctrinate the young with their values, despite myself personally thinking they do more harm than good. The GOP has practically given up on trying to get more blacks and youth, aka the Democrats' gifted children.

 

[Hat]

The GOP is a joke. Nothing but weak RINOs like Boehner, McCain, Bush or Cowell who represent the party and don't accomplish crap. Just a bunch of talk.

Are you going to be voting Constitution, then?

 

[Teddy]

Are you going to be voting Constitution, then?

I wish that'll make a difference. The US political parties are so narrow, that you only have Democrat or Republican to choose if you want an impact.

Still, I may. Most of their views are pretty similar to mine's and they're not as lenient or fake as the GOP. Though, if Walker or Paul get the nomination, I'm voting Republican. Unless they start toning down.

 

[Splendid]

Hey, be cool like me and use your vote for the Libertarian Party. At least it's not full of corrupt idiots, and you'll get gay rights, immigration, as well as a balanced budget and no socialist bullshit.
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[Hat]

Hey, be cool like me and use your vote for the Libertarian Party. At least it's not full of corrupt idiots, and you'll get gay rights, immigration, as well as a balanced budget and no socialist bullshit.
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I might vote Libertarian if I don't like the Republican or Constitution candidates. If I don't like the Libertarian candidate, I'll probably just end up voting Republican on principle.

 

[Splendid]

I might vote Libertarian if I don't like the Republican or Constitution candidates. If I don't like the Libertarian candidate, I'll probably just end up voting Republican on principle.

It'll be Gary Johnson. It's all but confirmed.

 

[SJWs are cool]

I'm English, and my sister is kind of in love with Hilary (Seriously, the other night while I was trying to sleep she practically barged in just to tell me that she had started reading her autobiography) so obviously I only hear good things about her. Reading this thread I'm beginning to think that maybe my sister doesn't really know what she's talking about. What is it about Hilary exactly that's off-putting?

list of things about Hillary some people dislike:

she is a woman
she is white
she is friendly with wall street and moneyed interests
the insane number of anti-Hillary conspiracies from ~1988 to present
she's into LGBT rights and feminism
she is a communist nazi


list of things about Hillary some people like:

she is a woman
she is white
she is friendly with wall street and moneyed interests
the insane number of anti-Hillary conspiracies from ~1988 to present
she's into LGBT rights and feminism
she is a centrist