Careercow Chuck Wendig / Charles Wendig / TerribleMinds - Terrible author, terrible person, ruined Internet Archive's online library

More than a year ago I made a post about a completely banal factoid on Chuck's Wikipedia page claiming he invented a Sandwich. I suspected that Chuck added that in himself because it was so utterly stupid that I could not comprehend why anyone other than Wingding would add that in likely to make himself appear as a quirky guy. Sadly the trivia entry on the "Wendigo" is gone but if you go to Chuck's Talk page you will find a wonderfully absurd Wikipedia back and forth.
The IP address used to argue the validity of the Wendigo was apparently from Spokane Washington, so either this is some bizarre autistic fanboy of Chuck's or the guy vacationed there (maybe VPN). But I digress they also removed this important detail from Chuck's page:

He currently lives in Pennsylvania with his wife, her son from a previous relationship with a man named Darnell Brown,

So let me remind everyone, Chuck raises his wife's son.
I was curious so I looked up a Wendigo Sandwich to see what it is.
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It seems to be peanut butter, pickles, bacon, ham, and mayo.

Cuck Windbag is a gross pig.
 
It seems to be peanut butter, pickles, bacon, ham, and mayo.

So it's a dumb variant of the Elvis but without bananas and instead with stuff that is just thrown in to be lolsorandom. Also if there is a "sandwich cult" around it it's really small because I never heard of it.

Do the superior Elvis instead.
 
So it's a dumb variant of the Elvis but without bananas and instead with stuff that is just thrown in to be lolsorandom. Also if there is a "sandwich cult" around it it's really small because I never heard of it.

Do the superior Elvis instead.

I pointed this out the last time this dumb sandwich came up, but it's not unique to Chucklehead. A variant of it showed up in a Skippy peanut butter / Hellman's mayonnaise ad back in the early 60s. Hack writer gonna hack it up.
 
I pointed this out the last time this dumb sandwich came up, but it's not unique to Chucklehead. A variant of it showed up in a Skippy peanut butter / Hellman's mayonnaise ad back in the early 60s. Hack writer gonna hack it up.

So he's a plagiarist, too, and is even inserting bogus credit for his plagiarism into his wikipedia article? Sad.
 
So it's a dumb variant of the Elvis but without bananas and instead with stuff that is just thrown in to be lolsorandom. Also if there is a "sandwich cult" around it it's really small because I never heard of it.

Do the superior Elvis instead.
The bacon/peanut butter combo definitely makes me think of the Elvis sandwich, but this one just seems gross in comparison. Elvis had a sweet and salty combo that I could see working in combination, this throws tartness and other weird flavors into the mix.
 
The bacon/peanut butter combo definitely makes me think of the Elvis sandwich, but this one just seems gross in comparison. Elvis had a sweet and salty combo that I could see working in combination, this throws tartness and other weird flavors into the mix.

The Elvis is delicious. Not the Elvis, but a related sandwich, is the Fool's Gold Loaf (although Elvis also loved this one) which was peanut butter, jelly and bacon in a hollowed out French bread.
 
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Sure would be a shame if everyone just started posting links to free copies of Cuck's godawful books everywhere. Not so people could read them (because no one would ever want to) but just to make him shit himself in anger.

Props to Cuck for helping to make the internet a worse place though, many cows try but few actually succeed at it.
 
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Sure would be a shame if everyone just started posting links to free copies of Cuck's godawful books everywhere. Not so people could read them (because no one would ever want to) but just to make him shit himself in anger.

Props to Cuck for helping to make the internet a worse place though, many cows try but few actually succeed at it.
Already compiled that at the end of March but the thread wouldn't even give me a highlighted post for it, probably because there are no highlights in Chuck Wendig's writing career and the only good posting links to his books does is spread misery in this already miserable world.
How much money are these people even making off of their books when I've never heard of any of them? Greedy fucks can't embrace the fact their business model is dying worse than a 90 year old chain smoker with AIDS in Wuhan. Be glad someone even wants to "pirate" (if this is piracy then the library must be theft) your book at all.

I do know who Chuck Wendig is and he's a colossal faggot. Here's some ebooks of his you can read for free just in case Internet Archive takes them down and you're really wanting to eat a boot full of shit.

White Wolf books
http://www.libgen.is/book/index.php?md5=4F1DADC149482BB63EEA790FBA0DD5C4
http://www.libgen.is/book/index.php?md5=656168AF171EFA33432EDE6260ACAA72
http://www.libgen.is/book/index.php?md5=3B5077877AF9BC1703BBBEAECD99588E
http://www.libgen.is/book/index.php?md5=BD658CDCE1EBB7649FC692A229A12813

Disney Star Wars
http://www.libgen.is/book/index.php?md5=17FDB186DFD1439135C12B86B8D0574B

Advice for Writers (if you really want to take writing advice from fucking Chuck Wendig lol)
http://www.libgen.is/book/index.php?md5=85F20222437E93420CBDB69F517E95C6
http://www.libgen.is/book/index.php?md5=A99B4942E8F41B1412BA500E19AE2FA5
 
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Sure would be a shame if everyone just started posting links to free copies of Cuck's godawful books everywhere. Not so people could read them (because no one would ever want to) but just to make him shit himself in anger.

Props to Cuck for helping to make the internet a worse place though, many cows try but few actually succeed at it.
This deserves a shit happenings on the front page. I know it's minor compared to the riots and shit, but it will effect a lot more people than that fag Onision sending a DMCA.

"A bunch of shitty socialist writers destroyed Internet Archive's e-book sharing program in hopes it will get people to buy their shitty books." Or something like that. They deserve to have this hung around their necks and to be remembered for it.

It's 🌈 but in a just world, every time in the future they send another dumbass Tweet about how capitalism sucks or a something should be free, they should get barraged with replies about what they did and what hypocrites they are.
 
This deserves a shit happenings on the front page. I know it's minor compared to the riots and shit, but it will effect a lot more people than that fag Onision sending a DMCA.

"A bunch of shitty socialist writers destroyed Internet Archive's e-book sharing program in hopes it will get people to buy their shitty books." Or something like that. They deserve to have this hung around their necks and to be remembered for it.

It's 🌈 but in a just world, every time in the future they send another dumbass Tweet about how capitalism sucks or a something should be free, they should get barraged with replies about what they did and what hypocrites they are.
Please @Null consider adding this to the news header. Cuck Wendig and his hypocritical cronies have screwed over one of the best digital libraries out there.
 
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