WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[Kosher Dill]

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Did you get a chance to screencap his latest profile before he got the big boot so we can keep track of the details?
It seems like a few days ago he was at 1.8 million: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_1642-jpg.1362210/
And now he's at 1.81 million: https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/1369/1369301-abbf79cfeb76f943ee98a8b6246abd25.jpg

Let's make a note of it.

 

[gh0stzero]

Maybe he'll kill himself when the despair becomes too much to take.

Like a live by the gun die by the gun kinda thing?

Defeated by online tactics irl who would have thought?

 

[SojiroSakura]

DSP's legacy is him being the butt of all jokes and being rejected from everything for being toxic. It's amazing that it's also happening now in the one thing he has fun with. This is just amazing. Eventually he won't be able to keep it to himself he'll erupt some day.

 

[GigaKike]

I can only imagine how it'll be when this volcano finally erupts, I'm excited. Godspeed you autistic legends.

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

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My fucking sides, I can't even.

He's gotta be having the world's biggest bitchfit in private. The detractors have indeed made him quite tahxic, and it's a joy to behold.

Hey Phil, if you're reading this, this is just a preview of what's gonna happen if and when you ever try to or are forced to get a real big boy job. You better hope that tard-fueled Twitch tugboat can stay afloat for the foreseeable future. When (not if) it goes down eventually, you have no life preserver and the detractors will be watching the flaming wreck, composing songs about it that the Edmund Fitzgerald would be jealous of.

 

[timewave0]

That's correct. He has to have spent 40-50k total to reach the VIP level. Which he's been at for awhile now while still pulling big.

I just don’t fucking get it. With that much money you could buy a car AND probably every video game system + every game worth playing on those systems, then still have some cash left over. It’s made even worse by the fact that this game is absolute garbage from what I can tell. Unless I’m misunderstanding the game somehow, it seems like all the game amounts to is “who has the higher number?” with some animations to spice things up. There doesn’t seem to be any skill-based gameplay whatsoever, it’s the worst imaginable form of P2W mobile game.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I just don’t fucking get it. With that much money you could buy a car AND probably every video game system + every game worth playing on those systems, then still have some cash left over. It’s made even worse by the fact that this game is absolute garbage from what I can tell. Unless I’m misunderstanding the game somehow, it seems like all the game amounts to is “who has the higher number?” with some animations to spice things up. There doesn’t seem to be any skill-based gameplay whatsoever, it’s the worst imaginable form of P2W mobile game.

He probably wouldn't have had to file for bankruptcy.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

I just don’t fucking get it. With that much money you could buy a car AND probably every video game system + every game worth playing on those systems, then still have some cash left over. It’s made even worse by the fact that this game is absolute garbage from what I can tell. Unless I’m misunderstanding the game somehow, it seems like all the game amounts to is “who has the higher number?” with some animations to spice things up. There doesn’t seem to be any skill-based gameplay whatsoever, it’s the worst imaginable form of P2W mobile game.

It requires no real skill, only money. Why should Phil attempt to be good at something when he can just buy his way to it? He needs that clout.

 

[gh0stzero]

Hey Phil, if you're reading this, this is just a preview of what's gonna happen if and when you ever try to or are forced to get a real big boy job.

"Well mr burnell it seems that despite your employment gap you have managed to answer the questions quite satisfactorily in this interview. Welcome on board" = DSP's first job interview

"Sorry mr burnell we have to let you go" = DSP's first voicemail that isn't from his parents before he's even arrived back home from the interview.

 

[AnOminous]

"Well mr burnell it seems that despite your employment gap you seem to have answered the questions quite satisfactorily in this interview. Welcome on board" = DSP's first job interview

"Sorry mr burnell we have to let you go" = DSP's first voicemail that isn't from his parents before he's even arrived back home from the interview.

He'll get a job at Sizzler and before he gets home everyone there from the general manager to the night cleanup crew has been doxed.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

This gambling machine app is (was) likely Phil’s only outlet for his pent up frustrations. No friends that aren’t virtual bootlicks / children / disabled, an autistic wife too immersed in her own virtual worlds to give a fuck about her IRL husband, no physical outlets apart from occasionally stirring sugar-laden spaghetti sauce or pushing a shopping cart around Fred Meyer, no creative outlets except playing video games on cruise control difficulty, no intellectual pursuits apart from bitching on Twitter. Maybe he finds solace at the bottom of a bottle of gin. I honestly don’t know what else he could have.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Good grief, he's losing factions faster than he lost sponsorships...

"But I got the Gargano, ack ack ack"

 

[hundredthousand]

Hey Phil, if you're reading this, this is just a preview of what's gonna happen if and when you ever try to or are forced to get a real big boy job. You better hope that tard-fueled Twitch tugboat can stay afloat for the foreseeable future. When (not if) it goes down eventually, you have no life preserver and the detractors will be watching the flaming wreck, composing songs about it that the Edmund Fitzgerald would be jealous of.

This really is true. He can't survive in the real world; not now. Look at how he reacts in the extremely rare instances when somebody has a mic and calls him out during online play. He practically dives for the mute button and looks terror stricken.

He has created a little bubble that he lives in where he can talk shit to everyone without rebuttal and never makes any mistakes or has faults. Safely nestled in his gated community wearing pajama pants 6 days a week he fools the mentally disabled into giving him money.

This WWE Champions game fiasco will be just how all aspects of life will be after twitch. He's in for a rude awakening when the twitch gig is over.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I just don’t fucking get it. With that much money you could buy a car AND probably every video game system + every game worth playing on those systems, then still have some cash left over. It’s made even worse by the fact that this game is absolute garbage from what I can tell. Unless I’m misunderstanding the game somehow, it seems like all the game amounts to is “who has the higher number?” with some animations to spice things up. There doesn’t seem to be any skill-based gameplay whatsoever, it’s the worst imaginable form of P2W mobile game.

It is an addiction so of course he is making terrible decisions because the addiction comes before anything else.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder if Phil would legitimately prefer having had his bankruptcy filing go against him in the worst way possible over the shit going on with his beloved little gacha game.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Unless I’m misunderstanding the game somehow, it seems like all the game amounts to is “who has the higher number?” with some animations to spice things up. There doesn’t seem to be any skill-based gameplay whatsoever, it’s the worst imaginable form of P2W mobile game.

I'd say WWE Champions is worse than that. At Phil's whale level, you're spending many thousands to be able to compete at events where you're winning in 1-2 moves that you mindlessly repeat ad nauseam. It's not about the game at all, infact every whale tries to skip every animation millisecond they can. It's nothing more than bragging in your faction about how much money you burn, and flexing on forums about how predatory Scopely is while still throwing your family's life savings at them.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Maybe he'll kill himself when the despair becomes too much to take.

Like Epstein Phil is way too narcissistic to just off himself. In the event he tried, he would still have somebody else to blame if he missed, which let's be honest he would given his aim, and ended up with half a head. Phil would rather pour out sympathy and outright admit that it is him in the WWE game because he knows he would just get away with it anyway.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I wonder if Phil would legitimately prefer having had his bankruptcy filing go against him in the worst way possible over the shit going on with his beloved little gacha game.

There’s an alternate reality phil currently losing his condo in Washington, but he’s sleeping at night with the biggest grin on his face knowing he’s still always got his favorite gacha game, his secret guilty pleasure.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Like Epstein Phil is way too narcissistic to just off himself. In the event he tried, he would still have somebody else to blame if he missed, which let's be honest he would given his aim, and ended up with half a head. Phil would rather pour out sympathy and outright admit that it is him in the WWE game because he knows he would just get away with it anyway.

Phil with the oddly shaped half a head.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

I just don’t fucking get it. With that much money you could buy a car AND probably every video game system + every game worth playing on those systems, then still have some cash left over. It’s made even worse by the fact that this game is absolute garbage from what I can tell. Unless I’m misunderstanding the game somehow, it seems like all the game amounts to is “who has the higher number?” with some animations to spice things up. There doesn’t seem to be any skill-based gameplay whatsoever, it’s the worst imaginable form of P2W mobile game.

If you got 3 inch dick, low to no views from people that actually like you and start count the time wasted(11+ years and counting), only thing you're going to think about is numbers mate