Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

LOL allergy to opiates. Opiates make you allergic to everything due to fucking with histamine release in the body.
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Remember when there were separated threads for post your favourite tits, post your favourite naked women and post your favourite naked men in PYF and the mods decided to merge them into one thread because sexism or some shit? How many people do you think that drove to /r/tits on Reddit never to return?
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Who woulda thought transsexual deviant mods have alien AI-like view of human sexuality.
 
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NavyGuzzler said:
At least one of them that I know of was underage, and from what I have heard, there may have been more.
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Yeah, see, it's shit like this that makes me believe Rich always knew what people like Shmorky were all about, it's just that their behavior only became a problem when they started being more annoying than useful.
 
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Ghostse said:
He meant to say "Allergic to LACK of opiates"
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The sky above Lee's Summit was the color of television, tuned to a channel that was orange. “It’s not like I'm allergic,” Rich heard someone say, as he hobbled his way through the crowd around the entrance of the clinic. “It’s like my body’s developed this massive opiate deficiency.” It was a Missouri voice and a Missouri joke. This strip mall clinic was a place for habitual junkies and pillheads; you could spend a week doctor shopping here and never hear any of them confess they had an addiction.
 
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Gangster Talk said:
"Low Quality Zombie Head" is the only one of those that you could possibly extract a mildly funny joke out of, and the caption he chose was an abortion of a "how I like my coffee" dad joke. It's appalling how unfunny that is.
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I had to go back and check what it was because I had mentally appended it with the obvious joke.

Incredible.

Clark Kent said:
Stuff like Weekend Web and Photoshop Phriday *should* be easy to get going again. I also don't understand why he can't hit up some struggling writers and toss them beer money to write a 2nd-rate Onion editorial.
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Because he's a cheap, greedy, and lazy incompetent drug/alcohol addict.
 
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Ilmseil said:
Lowtax is one of those guys who will loudly profess to be absolutely anything that is socially convenient, whether that be a commie larper like cspam losers or a full blown Nazi. He doesn't really believe in anything except 90$ pies and box wine.
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This is absolutely 100% what Lowtax is like. Spot on.
 
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Remember for God knows how many years he tried to be in the FYAD cool kids club, but they never accepted the mangosteen man so when the troonies rolled in, suddenly there was a path of least resistance available again!
 
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Lowtax' only use for the forums through the past 10 to 15 years has been to fade out on them while the good will of strangers pay his bills, show up and roll around in outdated web 1.0 comedy when he's lonely and sniffing for vulnerable pussy that would tolerate his fetishes, fade out again after a successful hit, then fade in and ban a glut of people arbitrarily when he has to get a sudden wad of cash together to pay for a divorce lawyer.
 
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No first he made BYOB, to spite the FYAD "elites" who would not accept him. This was during the time of Helldump2000 too, the mistake forum which broke SA forever. The whole pandering to trannies came much later, after he got fed up not being in the spotlight by screaming "faggot!" at a microphone, wondering where everyone went.
 
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I liked helldump

The problem I will always maintain the forums version of player unknow battle ground/ survivor is that once you purge all the low hanging fruit the cool kids end up eating eachother.

The best solution was to treat helldump like Brigadoon you get an limited time to put up or shut up. do real bans stupid toxxs throw have gang tags etc. Do it for like 3 months (I d say feb to may) and then boom close it down swing the hammer on people who talk about it. when its gone.

Sorry for phone posting but rich is flying close to the sun

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kiwilurkin said:
Just noticed this went up a couple days ago across all forums:

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Yikes. I always cringe when I'm watching a YouTube video and they stop to shill NordVPN. I thought people would be too embarassed to continue to shill for this company after news of them getting hacked came out last year. I hope they at least paid well for the last scraps of the tattered remains of Richard's dignity.
 
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