Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Sam Losco]

The Troll Wizards put it on him with their magic because he was about to visit alternate dimensions of Oz and he needed to be protected from alternate versions of himself recognizing him. And when he got back to his version of Oz the spell just hadn't worn off yet.

Was he on a mission to kill all the alternate dimension versions of himself to absorb their power like in the Jet Li movie The One?

 

[Deadpool]

Was he on a mission to kill all the alternate dimension versions of himself to absorb their power like in the Jet Li movie The One?

Oooh and after he kills the last one he grows to 50ft tall and can breathe fire!

 

[WogglebugLover]

Was he on a mission to kill all the alternate dimension versions of himself to absorb their power like in the Jet Li movie The One?

Oooh and after he kills the last one he grows to 50ft tall and can breathe fire!

No. And no. He was going through other dimensions that weren't Oz to undergo tests to pass so he could get out of Oz and into Genoma like he wasn't in Oz to begin with. His alternate versions of himself are sort of just the final test to see what he has learned from Oz and he just talks to them a little and then locks the doors behind him when he leaves.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Also, the part I bolded. I trust that means a 50ft tall, fire breathing, dual quad machine gun wielding Woggle is still on the table?

Where's the GoFundMe? I'm enough of a sperg to want this to happen.

 

[Deadpool]

No. And no. He was going through other dimensions that weren't Oz to undergo tests to pass so he could get out of Oz and into Genoma like he wasn't in Oz to begin with. His alternate versions of himself are sort of just the final test to see what he has learned from Oz and he just talks to them a little and then locks the doors behind him when he leaves.

This sounds incredibly stupid.

 

[Sam Losco]

Oooh and after he kills the last one he grows to 50ft tall and can breathe fire!

Let's say the last kill is to gain fire breathing and he gets to 50ft from the previous kills. But he didn't plan on the last one he needed to kill being on the same mission and also one kill away. It becomes a super Woggle vs super Woggle. The battle rampages across Oz. There is a scene of utter chaos and gore in a munchkin village as they throw munchkins at each other as weapons in ever increasing numbers. Little munchkin arms and legs are laying everywhere. They even eat some of the munchkins to keep up their strength.

They fall into a portal to Genoma during an intense fight and right into the talking tree forest. They rip the trees out of the ground, roots and all, and start using them as staff weapons in a badass martial arts fight scene. The trees are killed from all the hitting and eventually thrown down after they break apart. Cue that sad Sarah McLachlan song from the ASPCA ad with a shot of the trees on the ground with sap running from their mouths and eyes. Slowly of course, because it's sap.

<insert more fight scenes>

Eventually, one of them gets the upper hand and kills the other. As soon as the losing Woggle breathes his last, the winner breathes fire and cremates the body. He then losses consciousness and has a vision. The vision is of the wicked witch of the west (who is secretly orchestrating this whole thing in spirit form). She tells him his evolution has just begun. There are more powers to obtain.

Got yourself a trilogy there.

No. And no. He was going through other dimensions that weren't Oz to undergo tests to pass so he could get out of Oz and into Genoma like he wasn't in Oz to begin with. His alternate versions of himself are sort of just the final test to see what he has learned from Oz and he just talks to them a little and then locks the doors behind him when he leaves.

Booooring. Our version is better.

 

[Deadpool]

Let's say the last kill is to gain fire breathing and he gets to 50ft from the previous kills. But he didn't plan on the last one he needed to kill being on the same mission and also one kill away. It becomes a super Woggle vs super Woggle. The battle rampages across Oz. There is a scene of utter chaos and gore in a munchkin village as they throw munchkins at each other as weapons in ever increasing numbers. Little munchkin arms and legs are laying everywhere. They even eat some of the munchkins to keep up their strength.

They fall into a portal to Genoma during an intense fight and right into the talking tree forest. They rip the trees out of the ground, roots and all, and start using them as staff weapons in a badass martial arts fight scene. The trees are killed from all the hitting and eventually thrown down after they break apart. Cue that sad Sarah McLachlan song from the ASPCA ad with a shot of the trees on the ground with sap running from their mouths and eyes. Slowly of course, because it's sap.

<insert more fight scenes>

Eventually, one of them gets the upper hand and kills the other. As soon as the losing Woggle breathes his last, the winner breathes fire and cremates the body. He then losses consciousness and has a vision. The vision is of the wicked witch of the west (who is secretly orchestrating this whole thing in spirit form). She tells him his evolution has just begun. There are more powers to obtain.

Got yourself a trilogy there.


Booooring. Our version is better.

No they have to worship the wise kiwi trees! They're the only good thing in Genoma.

 

[Sam Losco]

No they have to worship the wise kiwi trees! They're the only good thing in Genoma.

Ok, maybe there are some of them that are retards and they use those as weapons with the approval of the wise ones.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Any chance you'll ever drop the movie on YouTube for people to see? I could honestly see you getting a fanbase, not based on love for wogglebug, but based on how awkwardly absurd what you make is.

You probably need some professional help, but what you put out has an eerie charm to it. You should consider catering to that demographic.

What if I was to upload to Youtube a different version of the movie with the changes put in that I mentioned of a couple pages back?

 

[Deadpool]

What if I was to upload to Youtube a different version of the movie with the changes put in that I mentioned of a couple pages back?

It would still suck.

 

[drain]

lmao the fact Cynthia had said she would go away, but she keeps coming back is so sad because we are literally the only ones who are entertaining her nonsense without being paid at this point.

I think this site should start charging her 5, just in case.

 

[Sam Losco]

lmao the fact Cynthia had said she would go away, but she keeps coming back is so sad because we are literally the only ones who are entertaining her nonsense without being paid at this point.

I think this site should start charging her 5, just in case.

Null should move her thread into the Supporters section and get $20 out of her.

 

[Deadpool]

Null should move her thread into the Supporters section and get $20 out of her.

Isn't supporters already autistic enough?

 

[Patty Hitler]

I just can't actually go anywhere without my mom or my aunt or cousin driving me as I don't have a car (or a driver's license)

Why can't you drive? Even Chris Chan can drive.

Also, Cynthia, since Wogglebug hates Oz / Genoma so much for mistreating him, please write a scene where he nails a list of grievances to the door, similar to the 95 Theses. It'll have to happen before he turns 50 ft tall for this to work.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Why can't you drive? Even Chris Chan can drive.

I just never learned. And as of now I just feel I'm not actually in a condition where I could successfully learn.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Why do I have the feeling that The Wogglebug Movie would be only slightly less disturbing than Where The Dead Go To Die?

 

[TurboNAS]

What if I was to upload to Youtube a different version of the movie with the changes put in that I mentioned of a couple pages back?

Please do this.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Please do this.

I'd like to. But first I have to reassemble most of the voice actors and some will require being paid again. And I would have to print out the script and send it to Patrick via snail mail because his printer isn't working and his library is closed because of you know what. And Shawn Crosby is unavailable and would need to be replaced as the voice of Antibo. And then comes the hard work of new animation.

I would be willing to put time and energy into all this if I thought it would prevent some one star reviews from showing up on its page when it's released to Amazon.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I'd like to. But first I have to reassemble most of the voice actors and some will require being paid again. And I would have to print out the script and send it to Patrick via snail mail because his printer isn't working and his library is closed because of you know what. And Shawn Crosby is unavailable and would need to be replaced as the voice of Antibo. And then comes the hard work of new animation.

I would be willing to put time and energy into all this if I thought it would prevent some one star reviews from showing up on its page when it's released to Amazon.

I’d like to take a moment to say Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

I would be willing to put time and energy into all this if I thought it would prevent some one star reviews from showing up on its page when it's released to Amazon.

Well to prevent that you'd have to get a better writer.