The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

never mind that the world has been a post-pandemic shit hole since before Ellie was born and nobody is going to talk like a twee indie movie.
Never mind that nobody talked like that in the first game either. Not Ellie, not Henry, and not Sam. It's almost like the first game was more grounded in its post-apocalyptic setting than this one.
 
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Oooooooh my, we got us a woke-off!

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Also nice catch on the footage being premade and sent by Sony as they paid their scores up.
You can really tell with three specific scenes that are in all of them. The scene they are all using to talk about the jump feature, the horse riding scenes, and the scene where she is on her back aiming at the clicker and eventually shoots. It is exactly the same.
Vice fucking shreds it too. Their review is oddly well written. I swear this year is somehow opposite year. A choice excerpt.
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"It digs two graves, fills them with blood, and then just fucking wallows in them"
A savage quote, and I am kind of curious is Sony might go after them. This seems like a spoiler hidden in plain sight.
Too late for that after the game's ending got leaked literally months ago.
Their overreaction to all of this is ultimately what will flop this game. If they had just shut the fuck up the normies would have just avoided the spoilers and considered them fake. But their overreaction not only showed the normies that it was all fucking true, but that it was bad enough for Sony to worry so badly about it that they were literally willing to break the law to cover it up. At the end of this shit show, that will be their undoing.

Edit: Fuck I need to proofread better, third. . . fourth times the charm.
 
"It digs two graves, fills them with blood, and then just fucking wallows in them"
A savage quote, and I am kind of curious is Sony might go after them. This seems like a spoiler hidden in plain sight.
It's less of a spoiler, it's a reference to the famous saying of "When preparing for revenge dig two graves" or however it goes. Though it does kinda spoil it a bit.
 
Have you ever thought to yourself "I wonder if someone could fit Sonys Dick, Balls, and Boot in their mouth at the same time? Well the answer is yes my friends.

Also, this take was pretty interesting.
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Let me translate:

Jason: Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew
Druckmann: Faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot
 
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I never know really know what to make of Schrier. He a disenguous little shit but he’s canny enough to at least realize when the trash is on fire.
He did cover how Druckmann took over Uncharted 4 and how Amy left ND in his book and he wasn't biased. Maybe that's why Druckmann keeps denying him interviews.
 
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