Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He’s just so tiresome. Imagine how exhausting it is to be so perpetually smug while simultaneously knowing full well that you are a loser.

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My favorite part of this is that he's clapping back on an account that they cannot see nor reply back to. If you look at the first one, the guy is replying to Bobbyboi's main business acccount. #StunningAndBrave

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What's the over under that Bob follows Mario because of his name?
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I don't wanna make fun of Mario for potentially having a disablility. I will make fun of him for his love of the Bob.
You may remember "Sabriana" from such hits as this.
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He is no place to use a sick emoji because of this.
 
Didn't this bitch design and write a story for some woke walking sim that tanked so badly that it took the studio down with it?
Do you mean Sunset? Don't think she was involved in it, that was some other group of woke clowns.
She was apparently involved in promoting it, and the couple behind Tale of Tales were extremely butthurt that her attempts at advertising/marketing it failed so hard they had to call it quits over one of the dumbest game executions ever.
 
In my life, I've known parents who've tried to teach their kids lessons and were horrified to see how their children got them completely backwards. Like maybe their son tells them he did something wrong and he gets punished, and then they're disheartened to hear that the kid believes he can't come to his parents with anything without getting in trouble. In trying to teach him to be honest, they taught him to lie.

Authors of fiction are nowhere near as responsible for the morality of their readers as parents are for their kids, but I can't help but think someone like Gene Roddenberry would be equally horrified and disappointed to see how Bob got the lessons Star Trek was supposed to teach exactly backwards in the same way.

Roddenberry presented a future where humanity had finally overcome its differences and biases and ushered in a beautiful utopia, where everyone was equal and happy even though they were still different. Cultures and races still existed, but they lived in harmony. What Bob took away from it is that "inferior" people who didn't think like the good guys in Star Trek were keeping this from happening, and that by systemically erasing or even killing them we'd finally make progress towards it.

Roddenberry envisioned a world where technological advances had finally reached their apex, and things like poverty and sickness were now complete non-issues because you could have any material object you wanted in an instance and there was no disease. Machines had advanced to and made people's lives better. The lesson Bob took away from that is we should actively make people's lives worse to make machines better, and that by disenfranchising and punishing humans for the sake of scientific progress the "good people" can get everything they ever wanted.

Replicators creating an endless amount of material possessions was meant to show that now they no longer have any value but necessity, and that humans were free to pursue higher goals without having to worry about where their next meal would come from. Bob learned to desperately covet the technology on the show and become angry that he didn't have a replicator or a robot body yet, blaming it on republicans.

Star Trek was a show about characters who always fought to do the right thing and hoped it would lead to a better tomorrow. Bob decided that instead, people do and support the *wrong* things because of a dogmatic belief that eventually they'll result in a greater good.

Roddenberry created an idealistic, optimistic and hopeful vision of a better world and Bob decided to it as the "money shot" in his nihilistic eugenics-fueled fascist power jerkoff fantasies. After all the dirty dumb farmers and mechanics are slaughtered and turned into canned meat, Bob can jizz to the thought of hoverboards and robot bodies.
 
Why do you keep saying "Tolkien X"? It's TALCOM X. Because of Talcom Powder + Malcolm X.
I call him Martin Luther Kream.

The thing is some people, albeit a small amount, are able to see that just focusing on single things about politicians is bad. Some are like Blob, who will always swing exactly how you predict, while some are like Martin Luther Kream. He may be a race traitor who also got accused of stealling black charity funds, but he knows not to bet on a horse with a limp.
 
My favorite part of this is that he's clapping back on an account that they cannot see nor reply back to. If you look at the first one, the guy is replying to Bobbyboi's main business acccount. #StunningAndBrave

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I don't wanna make fun of Mario for potentially having a disablility. I will make fun of him for his love of the Bob.
You may remember "Sabriana" from such hits as this.
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He is no place to use a sick emoji because of this.
That last one is real fucking hilarious. To imply that anything Cuck Windbag has farted out is "art" in any sense of the word is stupidity on a whole other level.

So yeah, good job, Chunk and every other "author" buttmad that a website was giving away free copies of your work to help people stave off boredom during a pandemic. If the entire repository goes down because of your bitch tears over losing maybe a dozen sales, nobody will ever let you forget it.

Bob, meanwhile, is just an idiot.
 
It makes sense that Josh (or whoever runs/ran that tumblr) would be a Moviebob apologist. As I recall, Shamus, Josh, and Bob all worked at Escapist around the same time.

Spoiler Warning really started to go downhill once Chris/Errant Signal came onto the show and enabled most of the cast's current year-itis. It was my favorite LP group too... :(

Anyways, to my knowledge, Shamus has gone on record ridiculing Bob. Errant Signal may be worth checking out as a Bob orbiter if anyone's interested in more bad video game takes. Pretty sure they follow each other.
The end times for the show began when Mumbles got mad over pretty standard internet autism during their Soma series and quit the show over it. She made fun of one of the robots you can find and torture in the game and some super-srs "Games are Art" types on Shamus' blog started railing on about her moral failings for doing so.
 
She was apparently involved in promoting it, and the couple behind Tale of Tales were extremely butthurt that her attempts at advertising/marketing it failed so hard they had to call it quits over one of the dumbest game executions ever.
To be fair, you can only market a game so well when it has specs that (at the time) would only work on the highest-end gaming PCs. When you target games at casual players you can't expect them to have 1337 gamer equipment.
 
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Is not even original, it was done by Gwenpool like 4 years ago
I've only read the first issues of Kamala's Ms. Marvel, I don't remember her being Gwenpool.
I miss the original Gwenpool run.
But considering she's white, and part of the moral is that this level of escapism/'fangirlsm' can be unhealthy is unlikely Bob has read it, or that he liked it.
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Is not even original, it was done by Gwenpool like 4 years ago
I've only read the first issues of Kamala's Ms. Marvel, I don't remember her being Gwenpool.
I miss the original Gwenpool run.
But considering she's white, and part of the moral is that this level of escapism/'fangirlsm' can be unhealthy is unlikely Bob has read it, or that he liked it.
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Gonna bet that Bob is preparing to rehash his "fangirl saves the world" theory from The Last Jedi when this show premieres. Only now it's him mindlessly buying into corporate marketing and pandering instead of concocting an autistic illogical theory in his head.

Also:
"Being the most excellent consumer of Avengers merchandise"
That you are Bob that you are
 
Product placement within your own product in order to get consoomers to consoom more is a mind-blowing 69d blindfolded mah-jong move that entitles you to absolutist political authority, according to Bob. Just let that sink in from the fat fuck that was butthurt about being the face of consoomer memes.
 
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I don't wanna make fun of Mario for potentially having a disablility. I will make fun of him for his love of the Bob.

This guy is giving the asshole from the Big Ed meme a run for his money.
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I'm always just hoping for the day someone gets into Bob's twitter and writes "Its about time I'm honest. I love asain pussy. I hate niggers. I'm a virgin. It's time for me to come clean."

I mean, no one could tell if he was hacked or not on that one.

That might happen without someone else even getting his twitter...
 
My favorite part of this is that he's clapping back on an account that they cannot see nor reply back to.
Yeah, catching him in a random act of being the pussy he is really made me cackle.

In my life, I've known parents who've tried to teach their kids lessons and were horrified to see how their children got them completely backwards. Like maybe their son tells them he did something wrong and he gets punished, and then they're disheartened to hear that the kid believes he can't come to his parents with anything without getting in trouble. In trying to teach him to be honest, they taught him to lie.

Authors of fiction are nowhere near as responsible for the morality of their readers as parents are for their kids, but I can't help but think someone like Gene Roddenberry would be equally horrified and disappointed to see how Bob got the lessons Star Trek was supposed to teach exactly backwards in the same way.

Roddenberry presented a future where humanity had finally overcome its differences and biases and ushered in a beautiful utopia, where everyone was equal and happy even though they were still different. Cultures and races still existed, but they lived in harmony. What Bob took away from it is that "inferior" people who didn't think like the good guys in Star Trek were keeping this from happening, and that by systemically erasing or even killing them we'd finally make progress towards it.

Roddenberry envisioned a world where technological advances had finally reached their apex, and things like poverty and sickness were now complete non-issues because you could have any material object you wanted in an instance and there was no disease. Machines had advanced to and made people's lives better. The lesson Bob took away from that is we should actively make people's lives worse to make machines better, and that by disenfranchising and punishing humans for the sake of scientific progress the "good people" can get everything they ever wanted.

Replicators creating an endless amount of material possessions was meant to show that now they no longer have any value but necessity, and that humans were free to pursue higher goals without having to worry about where their next meal would come from. Bob learned to desperately covet the technology on the show and become angry that he didn't have a replicator or a robot body yet, blaming it on republicans.

Star Trek was a show about characters who always fought to do the right thing and hoped it would lead to a better tomorrow. Bob decided that instead, people do and support the *wrong* things because of a dogmatic belief that eventually they'll result in a greater good.

Roddenberry created an idealistic, optimistic and hopeful vision of a better world and Bob decided to it as the "money shot" in his nihilistic eugenics-fueled fascist power jerkoff fantasies. After all the dirty dumb farmers and mechanics are slaughtered and turned into canned meat, Bob can jizz to the thought of hoverboards and robot bodies.
This is a fucking masterpiece. If Bob read it, he’d definitely consider Julaying himself. Alas, he lacks courage and is really looking forward to the case of PBR he bought for breakfast tomorrow.
 
No one likes Bob.
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Something that I want to point out is that, at the time of this writing, Bob had four comments on that tweet and he somehow muted "enough" of it. Make of that what you will.
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The faggot who thinks Bob is breadtube.
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Bob crying on his hugbox alt personal account because said faggot made fun of him even though he blocked him on his real main business account. #StunningAndBrave
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I really hope that person who spelled it “etticut” was taking a dig at Bob’s remedial spelling, inability to punctuate correctly, and overall lack of basic English writing skills. I can give anyone a pass for struggling in those departments, but having seen literally hundreds of typos, misused words and other basic English errors in his book, articles, and tweets, it’s safe to say he’s also too lazy to check his work. Bob is so arrogant that he doesn’t even fucking edit his word vomit.
 
Bobby gets called out for his genocidal urge. Again.
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Here Bobby is called to apologize for wishing death on 75% of Americans. He took it as well as you expect:
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Breadtube makes Bobby feels "much less fucked-up by comparison".
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Bobby on Metalica:
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Bobby retweets another bearded and grossly obese basement dweller. But this one is higher up in the totem pole because he calls himself a busty redhead.
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I don't even get the point he's trying to make here. I know it has something to do with Wendig and Internet Archive, but I don't get what he's trying to say here.

I also think he's not making the point he wants to (whatever it is). Yeah, Metallica had waning popularity pre-Napster saga. But the thing is, people didn't dislike the members of the band until the Napster thing happened. Outright hatred and waning popularity are two separate entities.
 
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