Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

[s0mbra]

Christ, I have a Widowmaker waifuist in the overwatch art discord I'm in and he was so obsessed I flat out asked him if he went by venom/venomine anywhere else.
He does not stop spamming custom emotes of her, talking about her, saying he only enjoys porn of her, etc. Like any time he can shoehorn it in he does.
It's hilarious bc he hates it when people make blacked porn with her and straight up sent a death wish with an alt to an artist who did it, saying he hoped he dies of Corona. Then kicked up a hissy fit and demanded said artist be banned when he joined the discord.

 

[Kekyoin1488]

Christ, I have a Widowmaker waifuist in the overwatch art discord I'm in and he was so obsessed I flat out asked him if he went by venom/venomine anywhere else.
He does not stop spamming custom emotes of her, talking about her, saying he only enjoys porn of her, etc. Like any time he can shoehorn it in he does.
It's hilarious bc he hates it when people make blacked porn with her and straight up sent a death wish with an alt to an artist who did it, saying he hoped he dies of Corona. Then kicked up a hissy fit and demanded said artist be banned when he joined the discord.

venom has a lot of alts, even in his own "empire" lmao, not surpraised if that guy is another one

 

[BanyaHat]

Our two resident fictionkin share their feelings in the "If your SO were real, would they like you?" thread:

I haven't followed the Darth Vader waifuist much, but I've definitely been keeping an eye on ElegantMarzipan ever since she first posted about "being an Octotrooper in a human body" in r/fictionkin a few months back. Her belief system reminds me of the infamous Final Fantasy House story (look it up if you aren't familiar), and lately she's been going into actual paganism subreddits like r/Psychic and r/witchcraft to post about her "spirituality".

 

[Chai Latte]

I remember someone on this thread saying that waifuists want to fuck their kidfus, or something like that.

This is a mod of Waifu Universe, by the way. I doubt he's learned from his "mistake".

 

[Lemon Bread]

I just checked the intro threads to see if there was anything more interesting than Miku Waifuist #538. Collaborated some of my favorites. Sadly, most of these are trolls, but they're still fun to look at.

Spoiler: READ ANOTHER BOOK

Spoiler: The most hilarious of gold-digger waifuists.

Spoiler: Quite possibly the only non-troll, and thus, the most terrifying.

Spoiler: My personal favorite troll intro of all time, however...is this.

I remember someone on this thread saying that waifuists want to fuck their kidfus, or something like that.

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This is a mod of Waifu Universe, by the way. I doubt he's learned from his "mistake".

Oh boy, Waifu-fucking-Universe. This is both the server owned by NikoCuddler, moderated by either fellow pedophiles or just literal children, and...surprisingly, they have a Disboard link. NikoCuddler is known for being a naive server owner, but going as far as to publicly list your pillowfucker server to anyone who types "waifuism" into a search bar is the funniest recipe for disaster I've seen in this community that doesn't cross the line to being a horror story.

Spoiler: Screenshots of their Disboard listing.

They also have one review!

Disboard Link to Waifu Universe
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Also, jesus fucking christ on a trike, are we going to have another Blake incident on our hands?

Being inside these communities for some months has given me more forbidden knowledge for the thread than I ever needed.

 

[s0mbra]

venom has a lot of alts, even in his own "empire" lmao, not surpraised if that guy is another one

Honestly, he seems too nice to be vemon. But honestly at this point it wouldn't surprise me.
I can handle the waifu shit for the most part, but when the "I hope you die of Corona" shit came out I now avoid him at all costs.
I'll keep an eye out for anything that would be fun for this thread, but I don't wanna blow my cover either.

 

[Genshin Impact Player]

I know someone who stopped being involved with waifuism a few months ago, due to “pedophiles and delusional lunatics” within the community.
She has since then moved to somewhere else. It's nice to know that most of the more sensible members are leaving. The crazies will become the only habitants in no time.

 

[Lemon Bread]

So after a bit of digging, the Indian, shameless Elsa waifuist seems to go into some other subreddits and try to talk about how his relationship with a fucking Disney princess should be accepted by society.

First, the r/unpopularopinion post.

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And it seems like the people there aren't taking it too well.

And for some fucking reason, r/teenagers as well.

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Too bad the zoomers of reddit seem to lap this up, but what else do I expect from r/teenagers, the land of hentai-addicted social outcasts?

 

[Kekyoin1488]

So after a bit of digging, the Indian, shameless Elsa waifuist seems to go into some other subreddits and try to talk about how his relationship with a fucking Disney princess should be accepted by society.

First, the r/unpopularopinion post.

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And it seems like the people there aren't taking it too well.
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And for some fucking reason, r/teenagers as well.

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Too bad the zoomers of reddit seem to lap this up, but what else do I expect from r/teenagers, the land of hentai-addicted social outcasts?

"you are in love with something that is less real than a piece of bacteria"

my fucking sides LMAO
i can not belive that there are based people on (((reddit)))

 

[BanyaHat]

Marzi baby, what the fuck is you doing?

Does Octavio even actually speak any English? Isn't his real voice just gibberish?

This is so amusing to me, at first when she said she thought she was an Octarian in a past life, I thought she meant one of the more human-like characters in the game (like the character Marina), but I guess my lore was off after not playing Splatoon for a few years....

No, she dead seriously believes at her core, she is THIS THING:

EDIT: I decided to look through her fanfiction for myself to see what the deal was.

_FUCK_DAT_DJ_ | Archive of Our Own

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Interesting how I mentioned the character Marina before, apparently Marzi self-inserts in her own fanfiction as her (a much less stupid-looking character) to try to make it palatable for others.

 

[Wakko Warner]

Marzi baby, what the fuck is you doing?
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Does Octavio even actually speak any English? Isn't his real voice just gibberish?

This is so amusing to me, at first when she said she thought she was an Octarian in a past life, I thought she meant one of the more human-like characters in the game (like the character Marina), but I guess my lore was off after not playing Splatoon for a few years....

No, she dead seriously believes at her core, she is THIS THING:
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EDIT: I decided to look through her fanfiction for myself to see what the deal was.

_FUCK_DAT_DJ_ | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

Interesting how I mentioned the character Marina before, apparently Marzi self-inserts in her own fanfiction as her (a much less stupid-looking character) to try to make it palatable for others.

That is disturbing, to say the least!

So after a bit of digging, the Indian, shameless Elsa waifuist seems to go into some other subreddits and try to talk about how his relationship with a fucking Disney princess should be accepted by society.

First, the r/unpopularopinion post.

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And it seems like the people there aren't taking it too well.
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And for some fucking reason, r/teenagers as well.

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Too bad the zoomers of reddit seem to lap this up, but what else do I expect from r/teenagers, the land of hentai-addicted social outcasts?

Someone's in love with a character from a franchise meant for young girls? WHAT?

 

[Lemon Bread]

Someone's in love with a character from a franchise meant for young girls? WHAT?

What if I told you there's been four people insisting on Elsa being their waifu? And literally no other princess as far as I've seen?

 

[BanyaHat]

What if I told you there's been four people insisting on Elsa being their waifu? And literally no other princess as far as I've seen?

I'd wager it's because she stays single in both movies, making her "available" compared to most Disney princesses. But they've BEEN doing that in their recent movies.

Even in the waifuism sphere, Frozen is grossly overrated compared to everything else. Where's the love for the girl from Brave? I love her design and she wasn't rescued by some prince!

 

[Peppa Pig]

Marzi baby, what the fuck is you doing?

God damn can someone tell this girl about throwaway accounts? It's like she wants this to be tied to her and easily findable.
And what the shit is with the apparent wasabi obsession?

she dead seriously believes at her core, she is THIS THING

Can you imagine having so much self-hatred that you see yourself as a tentacle with toothpick legs and lips that looks like a plastic surgery disaster?

 

[Brain.exe]

Where's the love for the girl from Brave? I love her design and she wasn't rescued by some prince!

Last time I checked, someone on the r9k threads waifu'd Merida so she gets some love

 

[Chai Latte]

I'd like to bring some attention to the Toga waifuist.
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I've gathered some screenshots of posts from his profile, which I think are interesting and a tad disturbing.

Spoiler: There are many other weird posts like this that he posted in that sub

Spoiler: Wedding day plans

Spoiler: I doubt he's mentally stable

Spoiler: Weird insult

Spoiler: Aggressive Yogon

 

[Lemon Bread]

Oh boy, someone's using the waifuism bicycle seat again! I'm expecting to see that same face on a cumtribute soon.

And to be a bit more horrifying, the waifuist kinnieshit wants to make hypnosis videos with waifus! Maybe ElegantMarzipian would be into this, judging by the Splatoon smut she did.

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would any of you be interested in a customizable hypnosis program centered around getting closer to your s/o?

I've been very interested in hypnosis recently and have gained an interest in making a computer program that uses hypnosis as a way to gain a closer relationship between you and your s/o.

basically you would download the program, input some information about your s/o and do daily hypnosis exercises involving subliminal messages, along with daily journaling exercises about them. think of it as hypnosis therapy but for you and your s/o.

I mainly want to make a program centered around some of the urges that people in these sorts of relationships may feel, myself included. even though I'm very happy with my husbando, sometimes I still long for human touch and connection, along with all the other things that come in a 3d relationship. it's a touchy subject, but I feel like for a lot of us waifuists, it gets in the way. I want to create a way to help eradicate some of those urges via subliminal messaging, to encourage full love and acceptance of your s/o and *only* your s/o.

I am also interested in looking into ways I could find a way use hypnosis and other stimuli in the program to help trigger lucid dreams, so that youd be able to dream about your s/o.

would any of you be interested in this? and if so, what else would you want to see in this program?

please note that I am not at all experienced with programming so it may take me awhile to actually make this into a reality. I plan on using a visual novel maker as the base and finding ways to tweak it to get the results I want.

 

[Dick Justice]

And to be a bit more horrifying, the waifuist kinnieshit wants to make hypnosis videos with waifus! Maybe ElegantMarzipian would be into this, judging by the Splatoon smut she did.
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would any of you be interested in a customizable hypnosis program centered around getting closer to your s/o?

I've been very interested in hypnosis recently and have gained an interest in making a computer program that uses hypnosis as a way to gain a closer relationship between you and your s/o.

basically you would download the program, input some information about your s/o and do daily hypnosis exercises involving subliminal messages, along with daily journaling exercises about them. think of it as hypnosis therapy but for you and your s/o.

I mainly want to make a program centered around some of the urges that people in these sorts of relationships may feel, myself included. even though I'm very happy with my husbando, sometimes I still long for human touch and connection, along with all the other things that come in a 3d relationship. it's a touchy subject, but I feel like for a lot of us waifuists, it gets in the way. I want to create a way to help eradicate some of those urges via subliminal messaging, to encourage full love and acceptance of your s/o and *only* your s/o.

I am also interested in looking into ways I could find a way use hypnosis and other stimuli in the program to help trigger lucid dreams, so that youd be able to dream about your s/o.

would any of you be interested in this? and if so, what else would you want to see in this program?

please note that I am not at all experienced with programming so it may take me awhile to actually make this into a reality. I plan on using a visual novel maker as the base and finding ways to tweak it to get the results I want.

Is this the first formal attempt at psychological treatment to make you more crazy? I've never heard of anything like this before outside of 1960s glow-in-the-dark interrogation techniques.

 

[BanyaHat]

Is this the first formal attempt at psychological treatment to make you more crazy? I've never heard of anything like this before outside of 1960s glow-in-the-dark interrogation techniques.

The ENTIRE hypnosis fetish community is really something else, dude. There's "sissy" and "cheater" varieties, all kinds of gross bullshit that can't be mentally healthy, even if hypnosis isn't the literal cartoon mind control it's portrayed as on TV.

Also, speaking of the Monika waifuists.... this SuperSuchti guy doesn't really do anything to cause any drama or anything that makes me want to A-Log him yet, but what is up with his over-the-top, fake/cutesy, sweetness?

He seems like he'd have people buried in his yard IRL or something. Idk man, weird.

 

[Brain.exe]

The ENTIRE hypnosis fetish community is really something else, dude. There's "sissy" and "cheater" varieties, all kinds of gross bullshit that can't be mentally healthy, even if hypnosis isn't the literal cartoon mind control it's portrayed as on TV.

Does this mean that there's gonna be "become your waifu" hypno videos in the future? Because god damn I can't wait for that shit to reach r/w.