Fag hags always give reasons like "he's so sassy and fun!", he's into the same things as me!", "I don't feel threatened by him because I know he's not into me". I personally think it's an accessory thing like with DFFs. Having a sassy gay friend proves something to themselves. Also, it's probably a fetish thing with at least some of the fag hags too.
Risk of power leveling, but what the fuck. I know a very vapid plain-jane fruit fly SJW with the most grating personality (think Piggylou, but much thinner) who had absolutely no prospects in terms of a love life. While in college, she snagged an openly gay, but very weak willed stereotypical Latino twink and convinced him he’s bisexual. She dragged him to the local courthouse and they got married. Now she supports him by working two jobs while he sits at home and paints hideous pictures of nude black men bending over and giant disembodied penises squirting out rainbow colored jizz. Rumor has it they have an agreement that she leaves the house once or twice a month for him to have his “personal time” with other non-disembodied penises, then they post shit on Facebook like “[they] have achieved a level in [their] relationship that transcends common patriarchal heteronormative societal mores.” Meanwhile, she looks completely dead on the inside in their selfies. Anyways, this sad bitch is a prime example of a more pathetic class of fag hag; a woman who failed to attract an actual male romantic partner and is desperate to find a substitute that has a penis, even if that penis is not meant for her, but in a very self deluded way she thinks that as long as she hangs around a man and they share some sort of a bond, she won’t be left out of the marriage/relationship loop. However, I do acknowledge my example is taken to a ridiculous extreme.
That's pretty much the case of Heather and Zinnia Jones.
You’re kidding! What woman wouldn’t want to land this hunk of beefcake?
Honestly, I think for a lot of them it has to do with the fantasy that the guy would totally be into them if he wasn't gay. They know that if the guy is straight, he isn't with them because they aren't attractive enough, not personable enough, etc. But with a gay guy, the rejection isn't personal. It's not you -- you're just the wrong sex. So, ironically, that makes fantasizing about them even more attractive because the fantasy will never be shattered with even the thought of them picking another woman who is prettier or better than you. Some are so delusional, though, that they actually think that they can actually make a gay guy turn straight -- but only just for them. Piggylou probably fits this category.
For fuck’s sake, Shamu. He doesn’t like this song, you like this song.
"Desmond, honey...if you make this video for Mommy I'll give you your mattress back."
I remember reading somewhere that Lindsay Lohan’s father would hold a gun to her mother’s or siblings’ heads if she refused to go on an audition or rebelled in any way against him. Shamu’s parenting is probably little different.
Well, this is the sort of dumb fuckery Shamu and her boot lickers have started.
Imagine being immediately born into the clutches of a chomo and a pederasty fetishist.
Most twelve year-olds love horror movies. They're gratuitously violent in some cases, and a great way to get a girl to grab your hand in the theatre after you've snuck in to see something that's taboo.. If viewed at home, it's fun to be scared and watch something you're not generally allowed to. I'm not saying he likes horror movies, just saying a majority of kids enjoy that genre.
Deer lord that frog costume. That poor poor child, the things he will do for his mother.
