Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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It's mostly 20 minutes of Alex being Alex; a creepy degenerate.
I feel nothing but utmost respect for someone that decides to watch Alex's streams and then edit them for us

Also I honestly don't know why him muting someone that wanted to help surprised me, should've seen it coming lol. I guess that's his solution to every bit of criticism nowadays
 
Has anyone heard of a fan game of YS named Sara's school life? It is a fan game for android, which basically destroys Alex's excuse of the game being "too big" to run in android, and actually exposes that the reason why an android would catch on fire trying to run YS is not because it is too big, but because it is too bloated, the fan game is much more simple, and will probably be completed before Alex supposedly releases Osana, the first rival, on July, but we all know he will just blame harassment again, instead of actually releasing her on time for once...
 
Has anyone heard of a fan game of YS named Sara's school life? It is a fan game for android, which basically destroys Alex's excuse of the game being "too big" to run in android, and actually exposes that the reason why an android would catch on fire trying to run YS is not because it is too big, but because it is too bloated, the fan game is much more simple, and will probably be completed before Alex supposedly releases Osana, the first rival, on July, but we all know he will just blame harassment again, instead of actually releasing her on time for once...

I wouldn't even blame Alex for not porting to mac/Linux/android/iPhone if he were just honest about it. All he has to say is 'learning how to port to those systems would be difficult, I'd rather focus on development'. But he can't give his game dev larp up for long enough to be honest with people.
 
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Alex is too much of a shithead to actually know what he is doing... I mean, does he genuinely believes a hate and shame 2 would repair his reputation? It would just destroy it more, but he is apparently too moronic to realize that... I mean, i'm not one to judge usually, i am a cringy idiot most of the time myself, but nobody appears to be capable of surpassing Alex's levels of stupidity and cringe, maybe only other lolcows, but he is certainly one of the most moronic individuals i have met, and that is certainly something coming from me...
 
. I mean, does he genuinely believes a hate and shame 2 would repair his reputation?
When was the last time when he admitted to being wrong (or did he ever)? In his head it probably looked like money went up immediately after the video (because people acted out of emotions), but then went down for some reason (because people started searching for the "lies" that gremlins were making about him) and then even lower (because they realized, that he wasted his time on this shit instead of working on a game), but instead of realizing that it was a bad idea, he blamed that on gremlins' counterattacks and "trash drama youtubers".
 
I wouldn't even blame Alex for not porting to mac/Linux/android/iPhone if he were just honest about it. All he has to say is 'learning how to port to those systems would be difficult, I'd rather focus on development'. But he can't give his game dev larp up for long enough to be honest with people.
Isn't porting a game to another platform just a matter of checking a box in Unity?

Oh, it's probably a bit more involved in that, especially going from a desktop game to a mobile one, but an inherent advantage of using Unity over a custom engine is it has multi-platform support out-of-the-box.

But if you have a game which causes even gaming PCs to stutter due to its inefficient code, a mobile device will probably turn into brick of molten silicon.
 
Isn't porting a game to another platform just a matter of checking a box in Unity?
Depending on the platform and how the game's been programmed, you might need to end up refactoring quite a few things to make it run without framerate problems or crashes. In Yandere Simulator's case, I can almost guarantee it will crash often on any other platform.
 
but we all know he will just blame harassment again, instead of actually releasing her on time for once...

Of course he will. It's because he always blames something or someone else that it's hard to sympathise with Alex because his whole track record is explaining away his lack of productivity for some reason other than himself, nowadays it's harrassment. Not to mention the evidence to suggest that he doesn't work nearly as hard as he claims, and with how willing he is to let complete strangers know that he's cripplingly depressed on his Discord, Discord DMs, and on his own development blog - usually completely unwarranted, the harrassment excuse feels emotionally manipulative and disingenuous.

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that Alex is too much of a shithead to actually know what he is doing... I mean, does he genuinely believes a hate and shame 2 would repair his reputation? It would just destroy it more, but he is apparently too moronic to realize that... I mean, i'm not one to judge usually, i am a cringy idiot most of the time myself, but nobody appears to be capable of surpassing Alex's levels of stupidity and cringe, maybe only other lolcows, but he is certainly one of the most moronic individuals i have met, and that is certainly something coming from me...

Alex clearly has a chronic compulsion to try and justify his actions. He's a public figure, willingly or not, and when a public figure feels the need to constantly respond to criticism (which especially in Alex's case usually ends up making him look worse), or censor it when he doesn't, it just leads to a downward spiral for his reputation the more he does it. With the cavernous hole Alex dug for himself it would be a miracle for him to turn that around with Hate and Shame 2, especially because he's prone to strawmanning arguements like he did with Hate and Shame, or avoiding the real criticisms, such as his attempt to address his work ethic with "Why are you playing video games instead of working?".
For the latter video, he makes out as if people expect him to always be working. But the question never was whether Alex was allowed to stream when he wasn't working, but whether he actually does any productive work when he's meant to be working. The video for reference:

















The only way I can see him building his reputation back up is to simply change his own behaviour for the better. I feel it would be best for him to go radio silent for a while, knuckle down, and stop streaming. But he doesn't seem to see anything wrong with his behaviour (not for a lack of people trying to tell him), so keeps doing it. And if past testimonials are anything to go by, he still acts like he did in his 20s; the socially inept degenerate young adult with an addiction to anime and video games - yet ironically is astronomically bad at them, and over-uses the ban button.

People only dug up the mountain of evidence of Alex's past and present mis-deeds only because he built himself up such a reputation over the years. If he didn't have so many screws loose people wouldn't give a shit about him and everything would be hunky-dory. When he responds to criticisms regarding his past behaviour, he either provides his own versions of events without any counter-evidence, or dismisses it in a way that doesn't seem like he learned from it in any meaningful way. He didn't even provide receipts of the conversation that went down with "N" about the sex license, so he could manipulate that story any way he wanted to.
 
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For the latter video, he makes out as if people expect him to always be working. But the question never was whether Alex was allowed to stream when he wasn't working, but whether he actually does any productive work when he's meant to be working
To be fair, that question should be modified a little - Why are you streaming games, playing games offline (his steam library is full of completed hentai games, that I'm sure he didn't stream), spending your time in casual conversations on discord, spending your time in a chat of some obscure streamer to defend your game, spending your time on Salty Bet, wasting your time answering same questions in your emails, wasting your time by looking for criticism of you on the internet, wasting your time by deleting/blocking cum chalice and "are you coding son?" from your social media and finally wasting your time by making another Hate and Shame video, if you work 8-11 hours every day as you claim, when you aren't taking another vacation of course?
 
Isn't porting a game to another platform just a matter of checking a box in Unity?

So let's assume he clicks it. What would he click?
Linux? Linux gamers are a small niche of neckbeards who would rather play something else.
Mac? Is there a Mac that could even handle YS?
Android? See the Mac above.
iOS? Apple would never let this kind of filth on their App Store.
PS4? XBox? Switch? Those wouldn't either, maaaaybe Nintendo would, but then Switch would catch flames while trying to run YS.
Anything else? All the reasons above apply at once.

Besides, having even two supported platforms means more uploading, more testing, more bug reports, in other words—more work. And if there's anything Alex is allergic to, it's work.
 
Nintendo is actually pretty strict with who they allow on Switch.
Yeah, really fucking strict:
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(It's Omega Labyrinth Life if you want to know, you degenerates. It's censosed on PS4 but the Switch and PC version are as you can see above.)

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(Senran Kagura: Peach Ball)

I rest my case.

BTW, how much are you willing to bet Alex owns both those games?
 
What exactly is Alex's reason for not hiring a secretary? I know they're probably autistic as fuck but he declares that anyone who thinks he should hire a secretary isn't thinking but I honestly can't think of a single reason it would be bad.

Yeah, really fucking strict:
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(It's Omega Labyrinth Life if you want to know, you degenerates. It's censosed on PS4 but the Switch and PC version are as you can see above.)


I rest my case.

BTW, how much are you willing to bet Alex owns both those games?

To be fair, those are both established franchises which probably explains how they got to the eShop. Nintendo doesn't seem to have many moral limitations with their store but they at least hint at a quality bar. I don't see any way YanDev has the connections at Nintendo to get his game on the eShop and clearly it's not going to impress them with quality
 
Yeah, really fucking strict:
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(It's Omega Labyrinth Life if you want to know, you degenerates. It's censosed on PS4 but the Switch and PC version are as you can see above.)


I rest my case.

BTW, how much are you willing to bet Alex owns both those games?
In Nintendo's defence: those have way better quality and probably are way more enjoyable than YS.
 
In Nintendo's defence: those have way better quality and probably are way more enjoyable than YS.
Not to mention, they'll retain a fanbase of neckbeards. Meanwhile Alex's fanbase dwindles to the point all he'll have left are people that won't question him.
 
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