Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Huh, well - good for her. My nail capabilities are exclusively applying nail polish (poorly)

 

[StrawberryDouche]

This recap is not sponsored. One snout which is also not sponsored.

Spoiler: recap: not sponsored by pork

-Welcome back to whatever the fuck this is

-If you're new welcome TO whatever the fuck this is

-SO EXCITED!!!!!

-"A lot" of "people" have request me to do these videos

-Too much going on

-OMGBUSY

-Rill life

-NO TIME!!!

-As you read in the title

*checks

-SHE IS GOING TO BE DOING HER NELLS

-Been a while

-In case you don't know

-Amy "went" to "school"

-Cosmetology school

-Has a license

-Had a license

-To give facials

-And hair

-NELLS

-Ya know. Barber.

-The whole thing!!!!

-It was a long fictional process

-It had car chases, character development, and a satisfying resolution

-HAHAHHA JUST KIDDING

-Innyways.

-Does NOT regret "going" to beauty school

-In her head

-SHE WAS NOT A BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT!!!!

-SHE GRADUATED!!!!

-In her head

-UM

-Innyways

-She knows how to do her nells

-Yes, she has other people do her nells

-From time to time

-Gels

-Acrylic

-Never had it done

-Had it done

-DIPPING POWDER!!!!

-They didn't have dipping powder at Amy University Where the Keys to Knowledge are Lost Forever

-So for meeeeeeeeeee

-All new

-Tutorials

-Nells

-Fun

-A "friend" of hers

-Did a paparazzi live

-And Amy was all- OMG UR NELLS R SO PRETTY!!!!

-And she was all- THANK YOU!!!!!!

-Now. You wouldn't think this woman could do her own nells

-YOU'D BE WRONG

-And Amy was all- tell me about this amazeeng purchasing opportunity

-IT HAD GREAT REVIEWS!!!!

-Excited

-HER PACKAGE HAS CAME!!!!

-She was going to do it last night but was all

-NO!!!! IT MY SOLEMN DUTY TO EDUCATE MY LOYAL VIEWING PUBLIC!!!

-So she waited

-Until dawn broke like a rat into hen house

-And she could share with you

-LET'S START UNPACKAGEENG!!!!

-REVEL NELLS

-Revel nells

-DON'T LOOK AT HER ADDRESS WHICH SHE POSTED ONLINE ALREADY!!!!

-It's a dipping concept

-It comes in a package

-THEY UPGRADED HER ORDER!!!!

-How sweet

-You can get a started kit

-It has a pamplet

-PAMPLET

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-And these are your colors

-Next week, Amy will teach you your shapes

-I mean, RILLY????

-IT HAS MOOD CHANGING ONES!!!!

-And glows in the darks

-And chrome

-Meer chrome

-IT HAS INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

-Got the neon colors

-$45!!!!!

-$5 shippeeng!!!!

-NO TAX!!!!

-Here's the invoice

-LOOK AT IT

-Peenk

-Green

-Purble

-Orange

-Revel Nells

-And whatever this bottle of ichor be

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Revel Nells

-She stopped and got "water"

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-HEAR THE MELLIFLUOUS TONES OF AMY'S ADORABLE CARTOON VOICE!!!!

-LISTEN TO THEM!!!!

-Oishe Oishe wadder

-Oh my heart

-Got the kids corn dogs

-And was all- you know what?????

-I will get a water

-Sonic water tastes weird

-You can use inny primer

-Use a primer, you shabby savages

-It dehydrates the oils

-Lifteeng

-Poppeeng

-Apologizes for the kidses

-Will not talk while she is doing her nells

-So the kids can play

-WHile she watches the news

-And does her nells

-NELLS

*Amy clips her trotter fronds

*Then a bunch of shit happens

-And here's the final product against an ever enfolding fupa

-THANKS FOR WATCHING!!!!

 

[daintydiabeetus]

What's with the deathfats and falling for MLM's? We have Sara who sells Tupperware (yes they still exist, Check it out if you want to spend from 20-40USD on a plastic container.) and Paparazzi (Super tacky, ugly, and cheap "jewelry"). Amberlynn buys a fuckton on products from Optavia ("health" and "wellness" MLM. Amber managed to stick to that diet for around 2.5-3 days) and now Amy is participating in a paparazzi "party" (Salespitch). I can totally see Amy trying to shill tacky jewelry to her followers in the near future,

Spoiler: Autistic nitpicking

I had to actually look up the kit on their website since Amy butchered the name of her pink color so bad that I cringed at 7:03. I had no fucking clue what she said, but I was sure as hell that she didn't say it right. The name of the color is "Flippant"

Excuse my Alzheimer's, but did Amy really graduate from beauty school? I want to remember that there is something fishy about her "education", but I'm drawing a blank at what it could be. So can someone please fill in the blank?

Also, if she graduated. imagine how low standards they must have. She obviously learned nothing from her course and her make-up is a disgrace lol.

In this pic, her face and make-up remind me of Squidward Tentacles.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Excuse my Alzheimer's, but did Amy really graduate from beauty school?

Does it look like she graduated from beauty school?

 

[Turd Blossom]

Does it look like she graduated from beauty school?

I'm really looking forward to her next tutorials of "How to make your lips look like an angry butthole" and "Confused Caterpillar Brows on a Budget (NOT SPONSORED)".
I hope she uses that same jaunty background music and fancy tattered green plastic sheet behind her, it rully adds to the professionalism.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Does it look like she graduated from beauty school?

Holy shit! It's a pig in lipstick! I thought it was just an expression.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

What's with the deathfats and falling for MLM's? We have Sara who sells Tupperware (yes they still exist, Check it out if you want to spend from 20-40USD on a plastic container.) and Paparazzi (Super tacky, ugly, and cheap "jewelry"). Amberlynn buys a fuckton on products from Optavia ("health" and "wellness" MLM. Amber managed to stick to that diet for around 2.5-3 days) and now Amy is participating in a paparazzi "party" (Salespitch). I can totally see Amy trying to shill tacky jewelry to her followers in the near future,

I was thinking because selling that junk makes them easy money if someone buys. Low effort, brainless, cheap products that don’t involve physical activity.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

Tupperware is not an easy sell either. You can get sets of Glad or Ziploc brand plastic containers for much much less. I once knew someone that was selling it. I TRIED to support her and looked at book thinking maybe I'd buy something. I flipped through and was all "nope nope"

 

[Omega Man]

Whatever, dicks. As far as I'm concerned, she nelled it.

 

[MonikerStalker]

Amy's new favorite youtuber

 

[daintydiabeetus]

Does it look like she graduated from beauty school?

No, it doesn't even look like she attended one lecture. Her absolute lack of anything resembling basic make-up skills made me wonder why she'd claim to be a "professional".

I'm really looking forward to her next tutorials of "How to make your lips look like an angry butthole" and "Confused Caterpillar Brows on a Budget (NOT SPONSORED)".
I hope she uses that same jaunty background music and fancy tattered green plastic sheet behind her, it rully adds to the professionalism.

I predict a new trend catching on soon. Angry butthole lips!

 

[Who Now]

Beauty school? Then why do her kids looks like feral bushes?

 

[Gawdamit]

Meh, she does those nails of hers from time to time when she's hard up for content. Who gives two shits what her nails look like when she is wearing a bowling ball between her legs.

 

[Rescuetoast]

What's with the deathfats and falling for MLM's? We have Sara who sells Tupperware (yes they still exist, Check it out if you want to spend from 20-40USD on a plastic container.) and Paparazzi (Super tacky, ugly, and cheap "jewelry"). Amberlynn buys a fuckton on products from Optavia ("health" and "wellness" MLM. Amber managed to stick to that diet for around 2.5-3 days) and now Amy is participating in a paparazzi "party" (Salespitch). I can totally see Amy trying to shill tacky jewelry to her followers in the near future,

Spoiler: Autistic nitpicking

I had to actually look up the kit on their website since Amy butchered the name of her pink color so bad that I cringed at 7:03. I had no fucking clue what she said, but I was sure as hell that she didn't say it right. The name of the color is "Flippant"

Excuse my Alzheimer's, but did Amy really graduate from beauty school? I want to remember that there is something fishy about her "education", but I'm drawing a blank at what it could be. So can someone please fill in the blank?

Also, if she graduated. imagine how low standards they must have. She obviously learned nothing from her course and her make-up is a disgrace lol.

In this pic, her face and make-up remind me of Squidward Tentacles.

MLMs tend to be predatory schemes designed to prey on women who are dumb and want easy cash and quick fixes. That’s the whole scheme. It just so happens that most of the deathfats are dumb and lazy, they’re easy prey.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Amy is posting up a storm of her hideous new crafts for sale.




You get the idea.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Did the kidses make those?
She running a sweatshop?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So Amy is using charms & other assets from artists leagues more talented than her (not that that's a high bar to clear) & gluing them haphazardly on to poorly-painted plastic junk.

That's about what I expected.

EDIT: Haha, "desTIInation."

 

[krazy orange cat]

Keeping busy!!! (posted 06/14/2020)
So much LOOK AT IT!

Archive:

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amy Picasso Van Gogh is using hot glue as her artistic medium and sticking bits of crap into them.

Keeping busy!!! (posted 06/14/2020)
So much LOOK AT IT!

IS IT HOT GLUE? i WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THAT THEY'RE HOT GLUE!

recapping now.

Keeping busy!!! (posted 06/14/2020)
So much LOOK AT IT!

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Damnit! I was outsmarted by a nitwit. One snout.

Spoiler: recap

-Once again, welcome back to whatever the fat fuck this is

-If you're new, welcome TO whatever the fat fuck this is

-EXCITED!!!!

-Loves crafteeng

-Reefs

-Likes epoxy

-APPSOLUTELY LOVED THE TUMBLERS!!!!

-Time consuming

-She had to do them in the bedroom

-To keep the kids from damaging them

-Expensive

-SHE WAS STUCK!!

-So she parted ways

-KEYCHAINS!!!!

-And will take you along

-Pet name tags

-She will misspell your name on them

-Then sill it with epoxy

-HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!

-oh my lord, fats hand flying everywhere!!

-get you some coffee filters

-the ones you keep in the bottom drawer

-MOLDS

-stir stir stir

*LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Pour the goop into the molds and don't forget the fungus

-or the royalty free music

-brush your boob off

-the one under your arm pit

-stir some shit into the other shit

-get a couple of ferals

-now yell at them under the royalty free music

-now that's thinking

-OMG MORE STIRRING IN TINY CUPS

-I want to throw myself into the Thames rn

-pop them out of their rubber prisons

-et voila!

-you have an art

-now file your masterpiece

-make as much toxic dust as possible

-children don't stunt their own growth, you know

-and tumors don't just make themselves

-yeahhh beauty school paying dividends right now

-NELLS!!!!

-hokay now stop and gasp for air

-your labors have been thus far Herculean

-wipe off all the tumor powder

-and here are your finished products

-amazeeeeng

-FIE DOLLAH!

THANKS FOR WATCHEENG!!!!

 

[krazy orange cat]

I feel like Amy watched one of Peter Brown's YouTube videos and understood maybe 10% of it. At least she's using low odor resin so the fumes will hopefully not kill any of the kidses brain cells. Amy's brain cells were killed long before the resin so no worries there.