🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Spectre_06]

Of course you didn’t. His only contribution to your current mental state is damaging your relationship with Dax if I were to guess. He’s a tool in every sense of the word.

One might even say...

hoes mad.

 

[Genocide Junkie]

I'm stunned Randbot is still doing shows with Ralph. If someone mocked my wife for having a miscarriage, I'd never speak to that person again.

I feel bad for Rand. I've only listened to one of his streams but he seems like the sort of guy who is just constitutionally unable to turn on someone. Even someone that turns out to be an enormous shitbag like Ethan. I know people like to speculate that Ralph has dirt on him but Rand still guntshields even while incoherently drunk.

 

[SimoHayha]

Hey @theralph

Keep gloating faggot, you're going to drink yourself into the grave and no one will ever give you the send-off you gave DarkV. The best eulogy you'll get is in this thread.

 

[Null]

It warms my heart to see Ralph so genuinely happy for once.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

It warms my heart to see Ralph so genuinely happy for once.

Did you just watch the video of him eating burgers out of the trash just now? damn @Null i didn't know you were slow on the uptake on that. Since you're behind on a few things it seems i should give you a quick recap. @theralph
- Nora left him
- flamenco left him
- his numbers have dwindle
- he is a failed editor of a blog noone reads or goes onto except him
- he has relapsed multiple times
- Zidan left him
- most of his previous fans have left him

Hopefully this gives you a quick recap
Oh @theralph here is a good picture for you

 

[Kenobi]

I feel bad for Rand. I've only listened to one of his streams but he seems like the sort of guy who is just constitutionally unable to turn on someone. Even someone that turns out to be an enormous shitbag like Ethan. I know people like to speculate that Ralph has dirt on him but Rand still guntshields even while incoherently drunk.

The reason Rand hasnt turned on Ralph is beacuse Rand has no one else.
If you listen to any of his streams it tells the tale of a sad lonely man, a guy that spends every moment off work drunk of his arse. Instead of hanging out with his family hanging out at the bar with friends he spends his time streaming with people that fucking hate him.
Didnt he also get fired recently or iam i pulling that out of my ass?

 

[Spectre_06]

he has relapsed multiple times

This is a bald-faced lie as you can't relapse if you never stopped.

You owe @theralph an apology!

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Is gloating over the problems of others not commonplace here?

For some, “gloating” might be an accurate description. As for myself, I sincerely wish these lolcows no ill will. We are simply honoring our duty to make fun of these people, hopefully driving them to pursue more meaningful lives offline. I like to think of it as freeing their souls from this internet prison.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

This is a bald-faced lie as you can't relapse if you never stopped.

You owe @theralph an apology!

Hm you're right @Spectre_06 @theralph sorry for saying you relapsed when you never recovered the first time, maybe that is why Nora left you and why you have an insufferable personality

 

[William Tell Underpass]

I'm looking forward to seeing this stream 11 seconds after it's finished because he won't be able to help himself. He will post it here under a sock account and then talk about how he's collecting money from the kiwis while living rent free in everyone here's head.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

I'm looking forward to seeing this stream 11 seconds after it's finished because he won't be able to help himself. He will post it here under a sock account and then talk about how he's collecting money from the kiwis while living rent free in everyone here's head.

What is his sock account he uses?

 

[William Tell Underpass]

What is his sock account he uses?

We'll find out when he posts the video.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I dont care much about Ethan but he is now celebrating that nool has a mid life crisis

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Imagine if he got sober enough for 5 minutes to realize what a shitty life he lives. I never got into ralphs show, and everything I've seen just seems to be petty smug asshole behaviour.

Anyone who celebrates anothers genuine suffering they don't bring on themselves is a sad excuse for a human. Compared to us who celebrate suffering people bring on themselves.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

only trailer trash like ralph would try to flex on someone with a vacation to fucking LA of all places lmfao

 

[MediocreMilt]

only trailer trash like ralph would try to flex on someone with a vacation to fucking LA of all places lmfao

Ironically, people from LA want to vacation to all the Eastern Euro shitholes Null lives in, but not the redneck shithole Ralph lives in.

 

[Leominster]

Ironically, people from LA want to vacation to all the Eastern Euro shitholes Null lives in, but not the redneck shithole Ralph lives in.

Ralph isn't a redneck. He's a racist wigger city slicker.

 

[Marvel Cinematic Universe]

Ironically, people from LA want to vacation to all the Eastern Euro shitholes Null lives in, but not the redneck shithole Ralph lives in.

Lots of Eastern Europe is vastly superior to LA. Visit Dubrovnik, Prague, Belgrade or Budapest. These cities are clean, beautiful, and rich in history. They make LA look like a Brazilian favela.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Lots of Eastern Europe is vastly superior to LA. Visit Dubrovnik, Prague, Belgrade or Budapest. These cities are clean, beautiful, and rich in history. They make LA look like a Brazilian favela.

Prague and Dubrovnik are hardly Eastern Europe, but I agree those are some fantastic cities to visit (not been to Dubrovnik but I'll take your word on it).

 

[Homer Simpson]

only trailer trash like ralph would try to flex on someone with a vacation to fucking LA of all places lmfao

Is that actually true? I have a friend who got flown out to do a model shoot there, and kinda talked it up. We aren't american though, so I have no clue how the states look at eachother.

 

[Ben Garrison]

Is that actually true? I have a friend who got flown out to do a model shoot there, and kinda talked it up. We aren't american though, so I have no clue how the states look at eachother.

LA is the worst place in the entire world, Just think of it Maddox AND Maddax lives there. the worst part is, they WANT to live there.