Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[salmonellajack]

Apparently spongebob squarepants is gay. I heard on a recent jack stream (think last week) that he is a fan of spongebob and iCarly (that's normal for a middle aged man). Can't wait for him to lose his shit at spongebob being gay

 

[Super Hans]

Jim Crow from Sons of Anarchy...my sides...

Why the fuck is it that every time I see or hear that show come up it's universally from a re: tarded shithead? If I didn't already love the show I'd avoid it out of principle.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

can jack ever take a picture without making some stupid face?

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Where I live that's called a soyboy grin or a soyboy smile.

 

[The Last Stand]

He equates removing Elmer Fudd's rifle is akin to erasing history of the holocaust.

Complains about a cartoon. Jack could watch the original Looney Tunes freely online if he wish.

Jack has no knowledge of Jim Crowe laws, or what misogyny means.

To him, black people just "exist" to cause trouble. Women are meant to serve him. Hence Tammy.

 

[AnOminous]

Where I live that's called a soyboy grin or a soyboy smile.

There's a thread for those. I often post Jack's soy grimaces there.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

There's a thread for those. I often post Jack's soy grimaces there.

Tbh, I'm scared to click that link, I only can take a certain amount of retardation.

 

[desudesu]

can jack ever take a picture without making some stupid face?

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The couple probably makes love with Jack's videos playing in the background, with him gobbling up burgers tongue-out style going "MMMMMM".

They don't seem to give the "hatewatch" sort of vibe.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Jack calls Collin Kapernick "Collin Pumpernickle". Is it because he's mixed?

I've actually heard other football fans call him that back when he was still playing. It was just a joke about his last name, nothing really race related. Jack of course had to steal it and claim it as his own.

 

[JackDavis]

Next Sunday is Father's Day, be sure to at least give your dad a call if you're lucky enough to still have him around. Also if you're lucky enough to be able to read Jack Scalfani's Facebook feed, please keep us all updated on any situations that may develop in the near future.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Can we have a poll on what other body part he's gonna lose to a stroke? Considering he hasn't changed his diet in the slightest it's bound to happen so it's not a question of when, just of what.

 

[Aaway]

oh look, jack is again shaming people for being safe and wearing masks. let me guess, she doesn't suffer from allergies?

 

[Adamska]

oh look, jack is again shaming people for being safe and wearing masks. let me guess, she doesn't suffer from allergies?

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It's almost like it's a requirement for the employees to wear those masks you bitchy glutton who is a part of the crowd who would die if they got the Wu Flu.

 

[Free the Pedos]

oh look, jack is again shaming people for being safe and wearing masks. let me guess, she doesn't suffer from allergies?

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She delivered food to a baby.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

oh look, jack is again shaming people for being safe and wearing masks. let me guess, she doesn't suffer from allergies?

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Consider her a harbinger, Jack.

 

[Religion is Dead]

I feel like the only people reacting to this are his dumb boomer friends.

 

[Adamska]

I feel like the only people reacting to this are his dumb boomer friends.

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That's because he blocks everyone else due to being that much of a cowardly bitch.

 

[DX10]

Consider her a harbinger, Jack.

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nah lol, different kind

 

[captkrisma]

oh look, jack is again shaming people for being safe and wearing masks. let me guess, she doesn't suffer from allergies?

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Considering the amount of food Jack consumes on a daily basis, it could actually be both.

 

[Aaway]

I feel like the only people reacting to this are his dumb boomer friends.

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i noticed not even his boomer friends are commenting on that post

even they know jack's such a bitch that he immediately deletes anything that goes against what he said

 

[The Last Stand]

i noticed not even his boomer friends are commenting on that post

even they know jack's such a bitch that he immediately deletes anything that goes against what he said

Facebook is his safe space.