Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

[SiccDicc]

"They, their." I guess Fang is supposed to be 'Pansexual.' The Pans use 'they' because 'they' are all the genders at once, if I remember my troonology. 'They' want you to address all of 'their' 'genders' (schizophrenia.)

Pansexual is the attraction to the person more than their body. Or at least it was... fuck if I know what anything means anymore with these idiots.

 

[The tired cat]

Pansexual is the attraction to the person more than their body. Or at least it was... fuck if I know what anything means anymore with these idiots.

Ye, back then pansexuality was more about "Well, this person is average looking. But they have a great personality and aren't a dickweed", until well whatever they turned into.

Edit: There was something that really bugged me about the games premise. Okay, so we have characters who are dinos, we know the end will involve a meteor falling and killing them all. So, this will fall into two categories: A. Either the characters are written well thus their innevitable demise has a strong impact or B. They are massive dbags and this shit will be a cheap way to pull at the audience heartstrings.

The later is what bothers me more, because it reminds me of this one crappy movie with Robert Pattison (no its not Twilight) called...mm..what was it...oh ye Remember Me. In it his character was a total dbag the audience couldnt like or get behind, so they had him die during a 9/11 attack, no Im serious thatd the ending twist.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

and that the dev team said they where making the characters whatever gender or sexuality the dev team also had.

I've said this in a different thread, SJWs have no empathy and want the world to revolve around them, their made-up identities and coerce or force people to join in. They have no means to put themselves in other people's shoes and empathise with other people's lives and struggles. "It's all about me!" they shout from the rooftops.

Gonna admit, I can't empathise with people: people who have no human emotions, original thoughts or an end goal in life, just a lump of labels.

 

[damian]

KO_OP's server did a massive purge

Even my sock got hit with the hammer oof

Edit: didnt kill links, they just auto ban new accounts

 

[Draza]

That's weird, why purge the server?

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

That's weird, why purge the server?

I wouldn't call it a purge, more like mass extinction event.

 

[damian]

That's weird, why purge the server?

I assume they got an influx of speedrunners. (My best time was 12.3 seconds)

 

[Draza]

I assume they got an influx of speedrunners. (My best time was 12.3 seconds)

That would explain it. They still have a open invite to their discord linked on their Twitter, if you want to join in again under a sock.

 

[I can't imagine]

I'm surprised that some people are actually forgiving the writer, I mean shes Only just apologizing now and the way she wrote the article back then shows it's clear shes into that kinda creepy stuff she can't just play it off as "Oh I didn't know" either.

I'm confused about one thing tho, why wasn't there any charges or arrested for what she did I mean wouldn't what she did count as intentionally spreading CP and warrant some kind of legal action? I'm not familiar with Canadian laws so I'm not sure how it works over there.

Looking into it a bit, it is illegal in Canada, but fictional depictions don't really seem like a high priority for them, and most of the cases I'm seeing involve, at most, a pretty minimal sentence.

 

[VileZero]

The only difference between this and NiTW that the later wasn't about even highschool crap. Hell, least that game had a brain to have characters be college-age and least in stage life DOES hit you pretty damn hard, unlike your typical highschool crap.

NitW is decent. Guessing a lot of people can relate to being lost after High School. Throw in a death cult and an elder god and it's amusing enough.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I am convinced that someone at Sony is putting this and games like Black Tiger for laughs at people's bafflement and ridicule.

 

[damian]

That would explain it. They still have a open invite to their discord linked on their Twitter, if you want to join in again under a sock.

They autoban new accounts, a couple friends joined and one got kicked within seconds. I assume they look at pfps to judge whether they want you or not.

 

[Mage]

KO_OP's server did a massive purge
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Even my sock got hit with the hammer oof

Edit: didnt kill links, they just auto ban new accounts

Great. YandereDev 2.0

 

[Marissa Moira]

RIP The_Land_Before_HRT

 

[Adam The Ticket Seller]

Great. YandereDev 2.0

Consume The Harry Potter Smut

 

[Marissa Moira]

This game did bring about an end of an era, the end of social political faggotry games and visual novels at the same time. I mean didn't they realize that this is America? Reading is for faggots here.

At this point I'm sure they're regretting stepping over other developers to get their special attention time.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Looking into it a bit, it is illegal in Canada, but fictional depictions don't really seem like a high priority for them, and most of the cases I'm seeing involve, at most, a pretty minimal sentence.

The Link porn I can understand being a whoopsie, he's a fictional character that looks like a buff anime guy of anime age but might be underage according to a wikia, who cares. The thing that really crosses the line is the Harry Potter porn using models from (her guess) a Playstation 2 game with a digitized Emma Watson(among other characters). If that game was released in 2004(PS2) then the 3d model would have been built on what is obviously the official digital representation of an actual 13-14 year old actress - according to her own estimates. Whoopsie!

 

[Rotollo]

This game did bring about an end of an era, the end of social political faggotry games and visual novels at the same time. I mean didn't they realize that this is America? Reading is for faggots here.

At this point I'm sure they're regretting stepping over other developers to get their special attention time.

This is vidya, genres never die and much like how this spawned from the loins of old lucas arts adventure games, give it time and something worse will evolve from this decaying corpse of a trend

 

[I can't imagine]

The Link porn I can understand being a whoopsie, he's a fictional character that looks like a buff anime guy of anime age but might be underage according to a wikia, who cares. The thing that really crosses the line is the Harry Potter porn using models from (her guess) a Playstation 2 game with a digitized Emma Watson(among other characters). If that game was released in 2004(PS2) then the 3d model would have been built on what is obviously the official digital representation of an actual 13-14 year old actress - according to her own estimates. Whoopsie!

Oh, I wasn't commenting on the stupidity or morality of it, just the legality.

 

[Aquinas]

This is vidya, genres never die and much like how this spawned from the loins of old lucas arts adventure games, give it time and something worse will evolve from this decaying corpse of a trend

Look at the characters
This is clearly sam and max's fault