Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

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When was the last time anyone saw Eric and Ricki - The old 'staying with her sister' line has been heard way too many times

They had been away for 2 weeks at the time of the Taco Bell splurge
They were away when they were in the basement
There is no sign of them anywhere

Have they moved out after a row - Remember when ALR said that she was never going to drink again after something happened on the night they all got plastered?
 
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Pinky&Perky said:
When was the last time anyone saw Eric and Ricki - The old 'staying with her sister' line has been heard way too many times

They had been away for 2 weeks at the time of the Taco Bell splurge
They were away when they were in the basement
There is no sign of them anywhere

Have they moved out after a row - Remember when ALR said that she was never going to drink again after something happened on the night they all got plastered?
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Were their dogs in a “recent”/month old video? I believe the last sighting was one of the lives.

Edit: People speculated around the holidays that they moved out then. They have been dropping off the radar for weeks at a time this past year.
 
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Anti Pickle Serum said:
Anyone think Amber's mother has dentures? Her teeth are perfectly white and straight yet she was a tweaker for years. Where's the meth mouth?

Her former clients must have loved her "gum jobs"
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Yeah it's definitely dentures.
As @ADHD said- the state paid for it.

Looks as though they're sitting in the back seat getting chauffeured.
Big Al probably can't fit up front anymore.
 
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On this week's episode of My 600lb Life: Intervention: Long Lost Familty, our two protagonists organize a photoshoot while waiting for the meth dealer and UberEats driver.
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Pretty bad when you look 20 years older than your meth mama who's lived harder than you could envision in your pea brain.
Addiction to a horrible, very rough on the body-drug. Prison. Cancer. Probably hooked to get said drugs.
The most extreme thing Fatty has had to worry about is how much Tapatio to put on her 20 tacos.
I see narcissistic Hamber laying on the guilt trips as soon as Mama says or does anything she doesn't like.

Edit: Holy shit look how wonky eyed Al is in the last pic posted with no neck Beck.
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
So much white trash in one picture
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This mAkes me realize even more how big becks is. I must say it does look nice and wholesome to see Amber with her mom. Maybe she has turned over a new leaf. Nothing can ever make up what she put her kids through especial hambert but she can do living amends which means do the best you can from now on. Hopefully the daily shower routine and filling the mom void will help our girl lose another 89 elbees and we can get some more out on the town milk til she gains it all back and more. As excited as I am for the grande finale I wouldn’t mind another season. She jumped the shark when covid hit but her writers brought her back with the cancer and now a new character. Like cousin Oliver from the Brady bunch. But even meth mama and cancer will eventually take. I predict a dick or a new baaaaabe boo boo situation for fall sweeps..
 
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Thumbsballs said:
This mAkes me realize even more how big becks is. I must say it does look nice and wholesome to see Amber with her mom. Maybe she has turned over a new leaf. Nothing can ever make up what she put her kids through especial hambert but she can do living amends which means do the best you can from now on. Hopefully the daily shower routine and filling the mom void will help our girl lose another 89 elbees and we can get some more out on the town milk til she gains it all back and more. As excited as I am for the grande finale I wouldn’t mind another season. She jumped the shark when covid hit but her writers brought her back with the cancer and now a new character. Like cousin Oliver from the Brady bunch. But even meth mama and cancer will eventually take. I predict a dick or a new baaaaabe boo boo situation for fall sweeps..
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I agree that she's ballooned up thanks to the Hambeast but also, I just couldn't help but be mesmerized by Hambeast's moonface which is now wider than it is tall
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
I think her mother leaves tomorrow. She arrived last Tuesday & Amber said she was there for less than a wekk so... going to be an interesting next few days
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Well this will be the last time she sees her daughter but never fear, she forgave herself for being a literal cum dump who abandoned her kids. Religion is the best way to forget your past and hide behind a bible in delusion.
 
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↑ PL time! If anyone doesn't want to read about crappy family shit, then just disregard.

I have an aunt who's been through & done a ton of horrible shit. Due to her drug habit & jail stints, she had 6/7 kids taken away(1 supposedly died due to SIDS, but the possible true story is worse than that). Anyway, I forget why, but my grandma's pastor went out of his way to tell another aunt of mine she was going to hell, but the prior aunt is not because she "turned her life around." Don't know what he's talking about because first aunt has never stopped using drugs & did other shit(she even lied about having cancer, hmm) & other aunt was just a slut monkey who has since settled down with someone.

Religion has always been something my grandma enforced & hid behind. Claims the horrible shit that has happened in the family(that sane people would've reported) should all just be forgiven, because bible. Loved her, but she was a piece of work... & those who thinks the bible just cancels out everything are shit.
 
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Tammy Slaton's Male Aide said:
↑ PL time! If anyone doesn't want to read about crappy family shit, then just disregard.

I have an aunt who's been through & done a ton of horrible shit. Due to her drug habit & jail stints, she had 6/7 kids taken away(1 supposedly died due to SIDS, but the possible true story is worse than that). Anyway, I forget why, but my grandma's pastor went out of his way to tell another aunt of mine she was going to hell, but the prior aunt is not because she "turned her life around." Don't know what he's talking about because first aunt has never stopped using drugs & did other shit(she even lied about having cancer, hmm) & other aunt was just a slut monkey who has since settled down with someone.

Religion has always been something my grandma enforced & hid behind. Claims the horrible shit that has happened in the family(that sane people would've reported) should all just be forgiven, because bible. Loved her, but she was a piece of work... & those who thinks the bible just cancels out everything are shit.
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maybe your aunt just had bad luck with kids? Anybody can lose 6 or 7 kids and not be the reason why it happened :) Jesus took them :)

Why does Mama Reid’s Melon sound like a really good restaurant?
 
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