Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[soy_king]

Yeah I got nothing bad to say about Sean he rules, and his V necks are so confident and bold.

And to you I say "Baaaaaaaaah"

 

[Boulder Patrol]

Another part of the joke is I usually will keep posting after I say that. It's a thing I do to make myself laugh and I am actually impressed @Monster caught it. Good eye. Usually self indulgent running jokes I make rarely get picked up on.

It sounds like you're trying to feign apathy when you "amuse" yourself. You're an overeager poster specializing in unnecessary walls of text and attention whoring - not Andy Kaufman.

 

[Guntkvd]

Don't really listen to Dick Show, mostly watching youtube clips and sporadically listen to random episodes so i don't have the full picture and i can be wrong. From what i saw Shawn is way more involved than in BPITU, but there is still uncomfortable hole of dead air left after Maddox. Dax tried to replace it with callers, which is fucking terrible idea, nonames who try to force a lore around themself should hang from trees. And the worse part, every time Dax goes on another boring loud is funny rant instead of being called out by Maddox for being a crybaby, we usually hear approving baaaah from Shawn.
All i'm saying Maddox and Dick are incomplete and unfunny without each other.

 

[2021Murder]

This week's episode was really good, Dick & Sean were right that Paul Reubens was like one of the first victims of bullshit cancel culture

You're forgetting about Father Coughlin he went from 45 million listeners to canceled, PeeWee was a childrens entertainer, in a time where kids entertainers couldnt even get caught smoking cigarettes back when cigarettes were as normalized as gluten. of course he would be shunned for public masturbation. also Paul Reubens already decided to turn away from hollywood a year before the arrest.

 

[fuzakeru na]

Paul Reubens already decided to turn away from hollywood a year before the arrest.

He quit the Jew (Hollywood) and was ended by the Jew (porn industry)

I wonder why dax never bothered getting a hair transplant his hair looks fucking ridiculous. You either gotta shave it all off or pay to have it fixed or you look utterly fucked. Considering no one wants to listen to a 50 year old dude making up stories about banging 20 year old chicks his shelf life is about to expire. Probably sometime around his pig girlfriends next round of Botox injections into her gigantic chin

 

[2021Murder]

He quit the Jew (Hollywood) and was ended by the Jew (porn industry)

I wonder why dax never bothered getting a hair transplant his hair looks fucking ridiculous. You either gotta shave it all off or pay to have it fixed or you look utterly fucked. Considering no one wants to listen to a 50 year old dude making up stories about banging 20 year old chicks his shelf life is about to expire. Probably sometime around his pig girlfriends next round of Botox injections into her gigantic chin

maybe its my age showing but women can still look good into their 30s&early40s. no reason for him not to find one of the shitload of women closer to his age that are still fuckable (outside of the fact that he would be too immature for those women i mean)

Also Dax looked his best during the dr.phil episodes. the sunglasses, the mustache, the bald head. if he went on that show like he looked now or 10 years ago or during his college days or high school days he would have been mocked. Dax knew what presented best but didn't care. all he had to do was look better than Maddox, so thats all he did.

Imagine if he tried to look like that all the time, i'm sure he would have gotten further in hollywood. bald with mustache, he could be some shady drug dealer for a crime show, or some fixer for an anti-hero premium drama or some gangster for some mexican show. instead all he was fit for was douchey photographer

 

[tantric_depressive]

Don't really listen to Dick Show, mostly watching youtube clips and sporadically listen to random episodes so i don't have the full picture and i can be wrong. From what i saw Shawn is way more involved than in BPITU, but there is still uncomfortable hole of dead air left after Maddox. Dax tried to replace it with callers, which is fucking terrible idea, nonames who try to force a lore around themself should hang from trees. And the worse part, every time Dax goes on another boring loud is funny rant instead of being called out by Maddox for being a crybaby, we usually hear approving baaaah from Shawn.
All i'm saying Maddox and Dick are incomplete and unfunny without each other.

I pretty much have seen the show the same way you have, mostly youtube clips, and listening to an interview here or there if it was someone I had interest in. As funny as I find the Sean the Sheep "BAAA" meme, to be fair to the guy, I have occasionally seen him give Dick shit and disagree on a few occasions in my limited viewing. Also, I imagine it'd just be a ;ain in the ass to often be a voice of dissent when it's just a two man show, and the other man is a rl personal friend of yours. You're totally right that the show should have a third regular

 

[Sped Xing]

It's an easy side gig hanging out with an old high school buddy. Sean never intended to be a co-host; it seems he wisely gives zero fucks about chasing after e-fame.

If Sean is a lackluster co-host, it's Dax's fault for being unable to work with anyone else.

 

[Not Even Twice]

It's an easy side gig hanging out with an old high school buddy. Sean never intended to be a co-host; it seems he wisely gives zero fucks about chasing after e-fame.

If Sean is a lackluster co-host, it's Dax's fault for being unable to work with anyone else.

It's been a while, but didn't the new show begin with the gimmick that Dick had a bunch of people do "trials" for co-host? Or am I thinking of another podcast?

 

[TadGhostal22]

It's been a while, but didn't the new show begin with the gimmick that Dick had a bunch of people do "trials" for co-host? Or am I thinking of another podcast?

Yeah and then he got canceled because he was a rape apologist apparently and he went down another path. A funnier path.

 

[Sped Xing]

It's been a while, but didn't the new show begin with the gimmick that Dick had a bunch of people do "trials" for co-host? Or am I thinking of another podcast?

Nobody wanted the job who was any good.

 

[0482040707]

Are we talking about The Dick Show?

Are you >implying the show would have been funnier without the LOLsuit and all of Maddox's shenanigans? That is literally the most compelling part of the show, and why so many latched on. Dick just wanted to to do his own show, and Maddox started fucking with him. As soon as that happened, his patreon exploded (you can see the doubling of the patreon after the #dicklies video).

Obviously you would double down and monetize the fanbase.

Edit: I am Madcucks.

 

[soy_king]

In the end, Sean is just the audio engineer. He contributes but staying out of the fray seems to be his MO. It’s likely what kept him from getting his own lolsuit. I’m sure Dax gives only a pittance of his TDS Patreon to Sean but it’s easy work for a couple hours a week. That’s likely why he’s still doing it.

Yeah, Sean seems like a decent guy, and I can respect him for not really getting involved in any of the drama. I get the feeling that if he ever does find out people call him a sheep, he'll just shrug it off and go back to fucking his girlfriend.

 

[Pissmaster]

I pretty much have seen the show the same way you have, mostly youtube clips, and listening to an interview here or there if it was someone I had interest in. As funny as I find the Sean the Sheep "BAAA" meme, to be fair to the guy, I have occasionally seen him give Dick shit and disagree on a few occasions in my limited viewing. Also, I imagine it'd just be a ;ain in the ass to often be a voice of dissent when it's just a two man show, and the other man is a rl personal friend of yours. You're totally right that the show should have a third regular

Sean's been a lot more willing to disagree with Dick lately, so that's a big plus. The third regular now may as well be Vito, which is fine, I like that guy.

 

[fuzakeru na]

So we have confirmed that Dax's girlfriend is really really ugly. That she used to be a cam whore going by the hulagirl username mentioned. That she does love hula confirming it's her. Bonus Episode of TDS on vimeo - https://vimeo.com/217692250/fb735e57fd - 1:11 "she loves hula and she's got.... yeah she loves it" (talking about her hula tattoo matches the photos posted.
PPP took his cannon and blasted Dax and the result was NP2 is now renamed to No Platform 2. With the money gone, Null is having a midlife crisis because he's in a literal shit hole Europoor country with no money coming from NP2 anymore and he is still unable to orgasm.
Has Maddox won? I'm shocked they havent been on to Patreon to get it removed too for the finale

 

[soy_king]

So we have confirmed that Dax's girlfriend is really really ugly. That she used to be a cam whore going by the hulagirl username mentioned. That she does love hula confirming it's her. Bonus Episode of TDS on vimeo - https://vimeo.com/217692250/fb735e57fd - 1:11 "she loves hula and she's got.... yeah she loves it" (talking about her hula tattoo matches the photos posted.
PPP took his cannon and blasted Dax and the result was NP2 is now renamed to No Platform 2. With the money gone, Null is having a midlife crisis because he's in a literal shit hole Europoor country with no money coming from NP2 anymore and he is still unable to orgasm.
Has Maddox won? I'm shocked they havent been on to Patreon to get it removed too for the finale

Maddox won in the same sense the Netherlands won WWII: the person repeatedly owning him got curbstomped by a north American while Maddox sat on the sidelines.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

That she used to be a cam whore going by the hulagirl username mentioned.

not confirmed

 

[0482040707]

So we have confirmed that Dax's girlfriend is really really ugly. That she used to be a cam whore going by the hulagirl username mentioned. That she does love hula confirming it's her.

The hulagirl86 username to 80s girl link is extremely weak the way it is and we don't even have evidence of a single cam whore going by that name aside from a short asian that is clearly not her. I guess if you want to be all loosey-goosey about it for laughs that's okay but this is far from confirmed. But confirm that 80s girl camwhored under a hulagirl handle? Not even close.

In this thread we have people being convinced by recovery emails matching, even though one of the accounts in question is mariavalenzuela, which I have never seen anyone (including herself) call her. I guess aside from Larry, but I am not sure he knows her well. Easy to get mixed up.

They also dismiss the recovery email on the hulagirl86 kik account not matching a known address for 80s girl (as well as a confirmed email address of 80s girl having a separate kik account there). For this to all make sense she'd have 4 email accounts, one of which is a different variation of her name that nobody uses (She goes by Marie on all confirmed social media, email, and court documents). I understand they are mutual nicknames for each other, but why would a person create an account using a nickname that apparently nobody calls her, including herself?

A girl from LA liking hula isn't surprising when there are a half dozen dance studios specializing in hula within 30 miles of each other in Hollywood/Beverly Hills.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

The hulagirl86 username to 80s girl link is extremely weak the way it is and we don't even have evidence of a single cam whore going by that name aside from a short asian that is clearly not her. I guess if you want to be all loosey-goosey about it for laughs that's okay but this is far from confirmed. But confirm that 80s girl camwhored under a hulagirl handle? Not even close.

In this thread we have people being convinced by recovery emails matching, even though one of the accounts in question is mariavalenzuela, which I have never seen anyone (including herself) call her. I guess aside from Larry, but I am not sure he knows her well. Easy to get mixed up.

They also dismiss the recovery email on the hulagirl86 kik account not matching a known address for 80s girl (as well as a confirmed email address of 80s girl having a separate kik account there). For this to all make sense she'd have 4 email accounts, one of which is a different variation of her name that nobody uses (She goes by Marie on all confirmed social media, email, and court documents). I understand they are mutual nicknames for each other, but why would a person create an account using a nickname that apparently nobody calls her, including herself?

A girl from LA liking hula isn't surprising when there are a half dozen dance studios specializing in hula within 30 miles of each other in Hollywood/Beverly Hills.

You know what’s funny? You have literally posted nowhere other than in this thread. You’re really trying to clean up in here and run guntguard for dick. What a sad life.

 

[Popper Whiting]

You know what’s funny? You have literally posted nowhere other than in this thread. You’re really trying to clean up in here and run guntguard for dick. What a sad life.

You're not allowed to make fun of Dick! You can't laugh at him for being a 40 year old drug taking degenerate with no children! You cant laugh at his girlfriend, who looks like Jack Nicholson and has BPD! You're forbidden to laugh at the cry sex, the texts in which he grovels like a scolded dog to score second hand leather pussy! It is absolutely Haram to laugh at his inability to handle a joke, his orbiters, or his totally kewl friend Ethan Ralph! THESE THINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED AND JUST MEANS YOU'RE AN OBSESSED F-SLUR WHO THINKS GAMER WORDS ARE COOL!