Shitty Etsy Products

[Rei is shit]

DK Face Royale Cotton Face Mask | Etsy

Look fashion forward for spring 2020 with this double layer 100% cotton mask with a breathable waterproof PUL barrier layer in the center. PUL is breathable, Food safe, washable, BPA free, and FDA approved. Our masks are fashioned with comfortable, durable elastic ear loops that will stand up to

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Handmade Pleated Adult Face Mask. Washable. Penis Mask. | Etsy

** 100% of the proceeds from this purchase will be donated to the Transgender Law Center (previous weeks we have donated to The Innocence Project and the NAACP Legal Defense Fund, Transgender Legal Defense Services, and Prison Policy Initiative) ** Cotton face mask with elastic ear loops. Adult

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[NoFeline]

The sequel to e-girl bath water.

 

[Maskull]

Shitty Etsy products? Say no more:

Spoiler: Fossilized feces

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https://www.etsy.com/listing/637613800/real-fossilized-dinosaur-poop-coprolite?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=poop&ref=sr_gallery-1-7&organic_search_click=1&pro=1&frs=1

I have this strange feeling that those dino poops aren't as ancient as they say it is.

I had a bunch of coprolite as a child amongst other small fossils. The great-grandfather cut a thin cross-section and polished it enough so that the slice was semi-translucent in places. These stones are fairly common and make for interesting craft projects. Image is of a generic example:

 

[Junkail]

I had a bunch of coprolite as a child amongst other small fossils. The great-grandfather cut a thin cross-section and polished it enough so that the slice was semi-translucent in places. These stones are fairly common and make for interesting craft projects. Image is of a generic example: View attachment 1376458

That poop looks better than the ones on etsy. Question is, was the dino vegetarian?

 

[Maskull]

That poop looks better than the ones on etsy. Question is, was the dino vegetarian?

What was posted on etsy is uncut and unaltered but if you were to crack them open like in my example you’d find vibrant reds and blues. As a child I had both kinds and at six the knobbiness of what looked like bubbles trapped in stone was far more fascinating than the one my great-grandad cut.

I’m sure someone more knowledgable could explain how it is you’re able to tell the animal’s diet from a rock. I assume it has to do with the presence of bone shards which I am sure would make it more valuable to someone that cares.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Not from Etsy, but has the same feel. Found on a website for ferret enthusiasts:

Spoiler: Ferret Lives Matter

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Also this $10 sticker from Wish:
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ferret people are weird and have a persecution complex a mile wild so this doesn’t surprise me

 

[soft breathing]

So, I don't know if this is a worldwide phenomenon or just one here, but people are making jewelry from those Nescafé capsule coffee machines and it's the most ugly shit I've seen in a while.

These things here:

Get turned into those abominations:

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Well, it's a step up from milk bottle tops

 

[NoFeline]

people are making jewelry from those Nescafé capsule coffee machines and it's the most ugly shit I've seen in a while.

The ones that haven't been painted on are surprisingly not horrible..the texture, which was probably accidental, is kind of like a rose or a morning glory. If they were only using the ones that come out looking fairly symmetrical like these ones? I don't think this would be that bad.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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Squashed flat like this they look kind of like spray painted condoms.

Is it just me?

 

[exhausted]

Squashed flat like this they look kind of like spray painted condoms.
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Is it just me?

I was actually gonna say they looked like metallic condoms, that's right on the money.

 

[Junkail]

So, I don't know if this is a worldwide phenomenon or just one here, but people are making jewelry from those Nescafé capsule coffee machines and it's the most ugly shit I've seen in a while.

These things here:
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Get turned into those abominations:
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Those are not exactly well crafted, kind of lazy even. Here is a whole page of nicer-looking ones.

 

[soft breathing]

Those are not exactly well crafted, kind of lazy even. Here is a whole page of nicer-looking ones.

I agree, those are nicer-looking per se, but for some reason I still find them horrible. Maybe the whole idea of capsule-coffee (because of the waste it creates, I can't say much about the taste) is already making me shudder and tainting all the DIY products made with it.

 

[Blop]

Also this $10 sticker from Wish:
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Ngl, half tempted to get that for my mom since my barren womb has produced no grandchildren for her.

 

[New Sun]

Ngl, half tempted to get that for my mom since my barren womb has produced no grandchildren for her.

Step up the ante and get two.

 

[Maskull]

I was searching around in a couple of places online for ideas on how to shape a mould for a set of concrete bookends and I stumbled across someone producing fairly impressive busts. This one of Jordan Peterson stood out because there are likely people out there that have this man's face ornamenting their home which I almost find upsetting.

 

[Sangria]

This is a bootleg you can find on ebay for like 15 bucks or less. Their entire shop is filled with bootleg products like this for absurdly high prices.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This is a bootleg you can find on ebay for like 15 bucks or less. Their entire shop is filled with bootleg products like this for absurdly high prices.

Take a shot every time they say "plush" and you'll end up looking like that Mimikyu doll.

 

[AMERICA]

I can't stop laughing at this one. He looks like he's about to bomb a library.


Edit: have another, this time from pet-Etsy. Petsy?

Spoiler: If you thought nobody would pay $8 for a scrap of felt and a hairtie:

And for you Yanks:

 

[Cowboy Boot]

Edit: have another, this time from pet-Etsy. Petsy?
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Spoiler: If you thought nobody would pay $8 for a scrap of felt and a hairtie:

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And for you Yanks:
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Hedgehogs in costume is actually a pretty big thing. It's about all you can do with them; they're not good pets. There are many Instagram accounts where Japanese women felt elaborate costumes for their hogs, stick them on the spikes, and let the hog run around.