Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Piss Bear]

came across this golden moment in his latest video at 25:41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow0K2UNwcLQ

orlin: and then you wonder why i don't want to top you
nick: its the neighbours
orlin: no, its your gaping hole
BRUHHHHH

Yeahhh that'd be a funny joke... if we didn't just see a video of him eagerly going to town on that "gaping hole" a few pages back.

 

[raritycunt]

Latest vid

 

[Ascendancy0]

Latest vid

This video has it all. The recorded fighting over fucking fast food. The constant breakdowns. The farting on camera. The way that Nick talks to the camera like it's his therapist. The fact that they probably were making stuff for OnlyThots in between this mess. The unhygienic nature of it all.

Jesus Christ. It's like watching a trainwreck happen before your own eyes.

 

[parallelogram]

Is all that money and drama really worth throwing away a marriage and your health?

 

[Fetid Queef]

Is all that money and drama really worth throwing away a marriage and your health?

Apparently yes.

 

[kiwirevolving]

The fact that he uploaded a video on his own channel about how skinny he was years ago compared to how he is now is just crazy to me

It shows how much he degraded mentally, and I seriously don't get what caused it.

 

[tampax pearl]

Does Orlen look like an illegal immigrant on purpose?

Spoiler: NSFL

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I'm a dumbass and I was eating ramen when I clicked the spoiler. I don't like the way he stares at the camera. It looks like he's about to shove it in his mouth.

 

[Marcelina]

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Nik is a fucking fantastic cow.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I hope Orlen bleaches his asshole.

 

[raritycunt]

Spoiler: nsfw

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It’s ok I didn’t want dinner anyway.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Wow, i was about to start cutting back on carbs this week, too.

 

[A borscht-on]

Doesn't matter what these two are eating--burgers, pizzas, hairy assholes, uncut dicks--they sound and look absolutely fucking revolting. I've seen some disgusting shit in my time, but their OF clips are in my Top Five.

 

[Marcelina]

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Dickocado Fagocado]

I hope Orlen bleaches his asshole.

I don't think he needs to considering Nik seems to have no trouble finding it amongst all that undergrowth.

Doesn't matter what these two are eating--burgers, pizzas, hairy assholes, uncut dicks--they sound and look absolutely fucking revolting. I've seen some disgusting shit in my time, but their OF clips are in my Top Five.

Yep. They don't look like they know what soap is or what it's used for. I've seen fresher sweat slick on the homeless guy who lives in our neighborhood.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

 

[parallelogram]

Nik: I want to collab with people, start a podcast, and begin a violin career again!
Also Nik: Posts videos featuring his husband's gooch, his burritopeen, and receiving a big ol' sloppy load all over his face.

Make it make sense, Nik.

 

[raritycunt]

I can’t believe I keep sitting and letting those NSFW videos buffer and then watching them. The fuck is wrong with me???

 

[Fandom Trash]

Those nsfl videos is enough to make one contemplate jumping off the roof of a building.

Don't certain foods make semen taste bad? I can't imagine a "healthy" diet of nothing but greasy, fatty fast food and ramen would make their dicks taste good.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Spoiler: “gaping hole”

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Spoiler: “nick's dick”

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Spoiler: “orlando's dick”

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Spoiler: “mating”

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Spoiler: “random”

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my mind is blank my soul is lost