The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

Are we now at baki levels of stupidity?
Whats next? Abby can cut bottles with her feminine dick?
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Apparently the ending has leaked, take this with a grain of salt though but holy fuck if this is true. Like God damn, I take back my earlier comments about grabbing it in the 5-10 bin. I genuinely don't understand why ND had to go so ultra violent to the point many will not be comfy. Is he truly that obsessed with gaining the film critics respect or is the guy having some kind of hilariously awful multi-year breakdown?

Please be true. This would piss off a lot of people and make a sequel very cringey.
 
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I think its absolutely hysterical that they think that they can get sympathy from someone murdering everyone named Joel.

"Why are you killing me?"

"A man named Joel killed my father."

"But I'm 15."

"Too bad, JOEL"

*bang*
Wait that's for real? I thought that was just a meme. Dear god, what the fuck?
 
I did and found Scullys wikipedia page. Anyone that could do that. . . there is not enough pain and suffering to squeeze into that piece of shits soul.
24/7 surveillance and a bed made from the leaves of the Australian stinging tree for his entire life sentence would suffice to me, to be honest.
 
Lmao, all these think pieces are great. A triple AAA game getting even harsher criticism than Spec Ops is wonderful.

Its funny because no matter their opinion on the message behind it, at least all reviews said the white phosphorous scene was bleak, memorable and done well.
 
I finally told everyone I know that I read the spoilers and I don't recommend they buy the game, without mentioning the spoilers. One ignored my warnings and is still looking forward to it because she fucking loved the first game; I'm now eagerly looking forward to her freakout regarding Joel's death.
 
For me, Spec Ops worked because it started as a generic 'Murica Fuck Yeah shoot the brown people game with characters you'd never met before so had no idea of their past. LoU2 on the other hand looks like it's just doing bad things for the sake of being shocking.

Walker's melee takedowns and combat barks becoming increasingly deranged over the course of the game was an absolutely incredible bit of story telling, and I'm amazed nobody ripped it off.
 
Comparing Kojima to Cuckman is fucking idiotic. Kojima loves Hollywood and movies but understands he's making games first and foremost and wants them to be fun. You can say he's 'huffing his own farts' but I don't buy that. Kojima always seems very humbled by his fans. And speaking of MGS 3, they're talking about nightmares and one of the guy's nightmares has a monster where everyone turns to shit and its one gigantic shit monster. In his super serious political thriller. Yeah.

You can get that impression based on his plots, but there are a lot of things in MGS games that are funny and don't take themselves seriously. He has a message to send, but then you have Raiden cartwheeling naked while holding his junk, "I NEED SCISSORS 61" and all sorts of shit.
This. As much shit as I give Kojima sometimes, comparing him to that fucking faggot is a disservice.
How does Abby even bite Ellie's fingers off? Does she work her jaw muscles out too?

What's Ellie even doing that she has her fingers near Abby's mouth? Is it a case of "I need to defend myself against this person and her fingers are near my mouth sooo..." or does Abby go "lmao I'm gonna bite this bitch's fingers off" and intentionally go for her hands?

Part of me wants to think this is fake because it's just so absurd but I don't know, this is Naughty Dog we're talking about.
I mean, she looks like the fucking Armored Titan, do you think she needs to work out her jaw? She can bite the head off an alligator. 'cause she's Abby! :D

Fuck, I don't know why Druckmann didn't just flat out rewrite the Chuck Norris facts into "Abby Facts" because that's how badass she is!!!!!!!
At least Kojima would thrown in some jokes and maybe have a cyborg vampire Eskimo who spits out acid or something.

Kojima is by far the more entertaining writer.
TIL Kojima didn't go far enough with Vulcan Raven.
24/7 surveillance and a bed made from the leaves of the Australian stinging tree for his entire life sentence would suffice to me, to be honest.
Imagine the dimensions of a locker being carved into concrete, with a blastproof steel door. Forced to stay on his feet with nothing but his garbage thoughts to keep him company and maybe a bag of liquid food stuck up his nose (if he wants it, he could always starve and save the State a few bucks.)

You don't even get to go outside. You get an hour under a uv lamp in a windowless concrete cube to stretch (again, if he wants, he can waive it, then we just turn the lamp off and he can stay in the dark.) Then, back on to the wall.

You know the world goes on without you, but you'll never see it. Not one of the guards calls you by name. You get no visits. You cease to exist.

Eventually, when some other scumbag needs to take your spot, the guards stop coming and he's left there to scream and beg and starve.
 
I finally told everyone I know that I read the spoilers and I don't recommend they buy the game, without mentioning the spoilers. One ignored my warnings and is still looking forward to it because she fucking loved the first game; I'm now eagerly looking forward to her freakout regarding Joel's death.
My sibling who I warned and also read the spoiler anyway is still getting it too. He knows about Joel's death and Ellie's beatdown but he still wants to see how it plays out anyway.

If nothing else I can get the perspective of someone close to me who is a fan of the first game as they play through it the first time.
 
Walker's melee takedowns and combat barks becoming increasingly deranged over the course of the game was an absolutely incredible bit of story telling, and I'm amazed nobody ripped it off.
I stopped playing a bit after the White Phosphorous scene, they may be digital but I saved both of my squadmates' lives by doing so.

If you liked Spec Ops, I recommend you watch Funny Games.
 
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In other news, it seems IGN is getting so BTFO'ed in their comments they keep deleting and reposting their review on twitter because it keeps getting plastered with spoilers and memes :story::story::story:

At least there are some good things that never change on the internet.

lmao, so looks like everybody has seen or at least read about the leaks despite Sony and Naughty Dog having some shill company copyright strike everybody. Delicious.
 

Another article calling out the game’s “violence is bad” stupidity.
This is also a follow-up to this review he did earlier, so yeah.
I think it's fair to say this game pissed him off and this earlier one was per Naughty Dog's lip service contract.
 
My sibling who I warned and also read the spoiler anyway is still getting it too. He knows about Joel's death and Ellie's beatdown but he still wants to see how it plays out anyway.

If nothing else I can get the perspective of someone close to me who is a fan of the first game as they play through it the first time.
There's about 6 people who wanted to play the sequel and I think I've put 5 off buying it, so I can just borrow the game and play it for free, and then pass it around to everyone else.
 
Unfortunately the retards at Tlou2 sub don't know how to archive anything so the /v/ thread got 404'ed or I would linked that instead! I'm totally aware it may not be true which is why I was recommending take it with a grain of salt since you guys are better at digging info than I am
I'm going to guess that this is an archive of the /v/ thread. The description of the ending matches, the thread was ~300 posts, and the original appears to have been deleted.
 
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