Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

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"Ladies, look no further." Red flag right out the gate. Dated expression, and I don't think being collectively called "ladies" is a panty dropper.

"The best guy you'll ever meet is right here." Confirmed that the prior line wasn't a bad attempt at a joke. Red flag.

"To get the elephant out of the room..." Red flag. Whenever someone has "let's get this out of the way" in their profile it comes across as jaded, bitter, and cynical. Sure sign of bad attitude.

"It isn't a problem for me so hopefully it's not a problem for you." RED FLAG! He's saying that he won't respect your concerns or hesitations if he doesn't agree with you. No mention of how he copes with the disability, just that his "cool"ness outweighs it.

Passive aggressive shrug emoji. Red flag.

Nothing about what kind of girl he's looking for. Red flag. No sense of humor or flirtation, only narcissism. Red flag.

Let's play ghostwriter because I'm feeling generous.

"I'm a college graduate with big creative dreams. I love a girl who likes to keep fit, rock out, and flash a big smile.
Speaking of smiles, you might notice my facial paralysis - it's hard to miss! I hope the right lady can see the true me, and we can have good conversation and share a moment together. Maybe I'll write about her in my next song or screenplay!
I'm looking for someone with commitment in mind. Let's get to know each other over some unlimited breadsticks!"

 

[lamp shade]

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So is he saying he thinks women are lurking his Facebook because they’re interested in him? Surely the only thing holding them back from being “reeled in” was the lack of a shitty dating app bio with an excessive amount of emojis.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

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The ego here is just... wow. First of all, I have never, even among the fuckboyest of fuckboys heard a man describe himself with such obtuse egomaniacal gusto as to say he's the best guy she'll ever meet. I honestly have no idea how he thinks he's not only desirable, but the most desirable man on earth, even while having a hideous deformity. And even if he had a good personality, which he doesn't, the sad fact is that he still wouldn't be the most desirable man ever. And then trying to say that he has no issue with it so they shouldn't, which is classic abuser logic. This whole thing fits well with my theory that Russ thinks he's the only man who's ever been nice to a woman and thinks all other men treat women like garbage because that's the way he wants to treat them.

"Ladies, look no further." Red flag right out the gate. Dated expression, and I don't think being collectively called "ladies" is a panty dropper.

"The best guy you'll ever meet is right here." Confirmed that the prior line wasn't a bad attempt at a joke. Red flag.

"To get the elephant out of the room..." Red flag. Whenever someone has "let's get this out of the way" in their profile it comes across as jaded, bitter, and cynical. Sure sign of bad attitude.

"It isn't a problem for me so hopefully it's not a problem for you." RED FLAG! He's saying that he won't respect your concerns or hesitations if he doesn't agree with you. No mention of how he copes with the disability, just that his "cool"ness outweighs it.

Passive aggressive shrug emoji. Red flag.

Nothing about what kind of girl he's looking for. Red flag. No sense of humor or flirtation, only narcissism. Red flag.

Let's play ghostwriter because I'm feeling generous.

"I'm a college graduate with big creative dreams that I'm looking to share with someone. I love a girl who likes to keep fit, rock out, and flash a big smile.
Speaking of smiles, you might notice my facial paralysis - it's hard to miss! I hope the right lady can see the true me, and we can have good conversation and share a moment together. Maybe I'll write about her in my next song or screenplay!
I'm looking for someone with commitment in mind. Let's get to know each other over some unlimited breadsticks!"

You also left out the part at the top about reeling them in which makes him sound like a serial killer. You're right though, this whole thing has more red flags than a parade in the USSR.

 

[DarkAlien]

This is real rich coming from Mr I won't release content because I don't have enough likes.

Wow, he's such a problem solver

 

[CausticMinory]

I'm sure your bio parents thought the same thing, only they decided to give you to someone else rather than raise you in an attic. But that's the coolest guy ever for you. (Shrug Emoji)

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

This is real rich coming from Mr I won't release content because I don't have enough likes.
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Well, obviously you don't base your self worth on how many likes you get, since you're the only one who likes your posts and you think you're the greatest carbon based life-form in the universe. And believe me, Russ, many people are entertained by you. Just not in the way you want them to be.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

This is real rich coming from Mr I won't release content because I don't have enough likes.
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The guy LIKES his OWN POSTS!

 

[lamp shade]

Oh, we are very entertained Rusty. We appreciate you.

 

[pr3nt177]

Wow, he's such a problem solver
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As sensitive as ever.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

He lists "paralegal" but he hasn't worked as one since 2015. Talk about a misrepresentation.

"To get the elephant out of the room..." Red flag. Whenever someone has "let's get this out of the way" in their profile it comes across as jaded, bitter, and cynical. Sure sign of bad attitude.

Add that one to the list of common idioms mangled by Russ.

 

[The Un-Clit]

"Lutsch mir meinen Schwanz"

~ Rüssell

Leck mich wo ich scheiße

says every woman back to him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh, we are very entertained Rusty. We appreciate you.

Oh I appreciate Russ very much. I should send him a token of my esteem, now that I think about it. I mean, this is my favorite thread. What would we do without him? This is the man who sued Taylor Swift because she didn't acknowledge his existence! You can't make that shit up! He's great, just not in the way he thinks.

 

[DarkAlien]

 

[moorhen]

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Sure, Russ.
Today I took a full bite out of the moon. Too bad my hands were full of moon cheese or I would've totally filmed it.

He wants to be "oppressed" because of his disability so bad, he doesn't know what to do without his plights. If he weren't spas-faced he'd invent another disability for himself.

 

[DespotCTM]

Sure, Russ.
Today I took a full bite out of the moon. Too bad my hands were full of moon cheese or I would've totally filmed it.

He wants to be "oppressed" because of his disability so bad, he doesn't know what to do without his plights. If he weren't spas-faced he'd invent another disability for himself.

He doesn't have to invent one, super low IQ already is a disability

 

[Russtard]

Super convenient how Russell seems to constantly be screamed at in public but has never thought to film it. You'd think after having this happen to him on basically a weekly basis, he'd think to record it.

I'm pretty sure Russ has complained about being screamed at by strangers in Utah about 100 times more often than I've ever heard a female friend talk about being catcalled.

 

[The Great Citracett]

He was probably jaywalking and almost getting hit by traffic due to his having no peripheral vision.

I guess technically that's getting yelled at because of his disability, but it probably saved his life.

 

[Cogsworth 2: Overclock]

"at a random intersection"
So what you're saying is that you were standing in the middle of the road, doing your weirdo crip-walk and staring straight down at the blacktop with your arms windmilling, and someone beeped their horn to tell you to get out of the road before you get run over.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"at a random intersection"
So what you're saying is that you were standing in the middle of the road, doing your weirdo crip-walk and staring straight down at the blacktop with your arms windmilling, and someone beeped their horn to tell you to get out of the road before you get run over.

They probably yelled "Hey retard, watch where you're going!" and he took it personal.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He doesn't have to invent one, super low IQ already is a disability

You could also argue that raging narcissism is a disability because it impedes one's ability to function normally in society.