Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Why would you possibly buy something after reading Richard's LOL GOOFTROOP random humor? I cannot imagine anything less appealing to both potential customers and potential advertisers.
These are the same gullible assholes that still give over $7,000 a month on Patreon to support a dead-end community with a drug addict manchild absentee owner who has never made good on any community or infrastructure improvement promises. He cares about the forums in the same way that he cares about his estranged children - will whining about them get him donations? Then he cares a lot. If they're not useful for bringing in money, then fuck them. It makes perfect sense for them to pay Lowtax to shill for them. His users are stupid enough to fall for it.
 
Why would you possibly buy something after reading Richard's LOL GOOFTROOP random humor? I cannot imagine anything less appealing to both potential customers and potential advertisers.

It's a good match though - NordVPN is unappealing to advertisers as they had a major security issue last year and Something Awful is probably the last place you'd want to advertise.
 
My guess is despite Richard's VINDICATION! in court, having actually seen how his shit plays out before a judge he's begun listening to his lawyer and keeping the relationship with the BPD moron cokethot on the d/l.

Somewhat. She has a Pinterest with a board named after his youngest daughter. So, prepping to be step mom?

 
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My guess is despite Richard's VINDICATION! in court, having actually seen how his shit plays out before a judge he's begun listening to his lawyer and keeping the relationship with the BPD moron cokethot on the d/l.

Yeah, somebody or something got through to him. Originally he was just throwing multi-reply shitfits at all his goon friends that were trying to tell him to stfu for his own good.
 
In regards to the divorce, seems pretty quiet. He hasn’t posted any photos of his daughter since the VINDICATION visit, so I’m assuming he isn’t seeing her. It’s doubtful the judge is going to allow visits with Logan there, who may just be living there at this point. Pretty sure there is a GAL assigned for his youngest daughter, and those people are going to dig through social media for anything, including this thread.

But Logan continues to rattle on and on with Facebook posts about being recovered from her mental illness and addictions. Then, deletes them. She has been eerily quiet on SA for someone who was admin’d.

It seems very unclear what is going on. Lowtax seems bored with it at this point and has moved back to back pain whining.
 
In regards to the divorce, seems pretty quiet. He hasn’t posted any photos of his daughter since the VINDICATION visit, so I’m assuming he isn’t seeing her.

I'd wager the opposite. He's just not using them for facebook points because arguments about why he's an unfit father or w/e are about him wanting to use his progency for internet stardom & have them be around people like those who still post on SA in 2020
 
I see Rich is suddenly posting a bunch of anti cop ramblings on Facebook.

I can only imagine that the custody situation is going swimmingly.
*checks job status of person telling others to quit their jobs*

Yep, checks out. But I imagine he also doesn’t understand people who police others for money, after all, his minions do it for ego and power instead.
 
I wonder how Lowtax reacted to Slowbeef exploiting his kid like Lowtax himself eventually did?
 
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