Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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I know it’s kind of taboo to post meme reactions. But like - what else is there to say. lmao. The cycle begins anew.
 

First, unless the conversation involves a child that is less than 7 years old the use of the word "tummy" is not okay.

Second, I would be worried that without shoving gargantuan amounts of food in her face Chantal has no content. But luckily the last time a pizza induced a rant about the direction of her channel (at that point we were all supposed to stfu so she could eat whatever she wanted) we learned that she is a fast food historian of 30 years and has spent so much time studying vintage fast food trends. Surely she can parlay a true passion like that into content (she just needs to remember that she already told the "man eats big mac everyday" story three times).
 
Gonna post this while it's still in progress because she's showing no signs of slowing down. Trying to keep my opinions to a minimum so people can just pull her "facts" from this stream for reference. Most of this is word for word, and you should be able to tell when I slightly paraphrase.

I watch so you don't have to. Enjoy the recap and protect your ears.

- Bed Bound Beached Whale
- HAIIIIII
- Mouth is dry (stoned)
- Insomnia
- 2 A.M.
- Not high I swear
- It's 2 A.M. is it 2 A.M. Joe?
- Pizza made me yucky
- Do I have plaque?
- Brushed kitty for an hour
- Kitty likes brushes (no shit it's a cat)
- I lay when watching TV
- No more kitty limp
- BEEZIN
- Gonna pick up pieces tomorrow. Positivity. Starting over
- No weeds tomorrow
- 800th healthy grocery list
- Ignore Haydurs. HARD!
- TIRED
- (Not watching chat) Enough Clotsos signed up and I get a free box of something
- I expect people to get me. Haydurs think my cycle is funny
- SICK OF MY CYCLE MEME
- That's how it goes
- Cycle 189 million times. 189,00,001 could be the one
- Lifelong battle
- Obesity wouldn't be problem if easy to defeat
- Can speak French, not in the mood
- Gotta get healthy for other content, cannot roll around town with fat
- Spoke French (It's a miracle)
- Vlogs, gonna travel when COVID is done
- Some places don't have benches, need health
- Might be hungry tomorrow, hunger wins
- Gonna drive Route 66, restaurants on roads, dangerous
- Personal trainer is hard, wanted to die
- TRIP IS STILL HAPPENING
- Bad at organization
- Sedentary to improvement
- I don't know, I'll be okay
- Not crying, it's muh fan
- Stairs help (You sprint for pizza)
- I don't mukbang for negative attention, IM SICK IN BRAIN
- Can't trust me
- Share my burden, LISTEN
- Sad about Bibi
- "Become a power lifter" (HA!)
- Africans don't understand food addiction
- Working on patience, don't want to be pissed
- Don't shame me, I'll ignore you
- Don't kick a whale while it's beached
- I love Farm Boy
- Good news! Im intuitive. I will change this time...I KNOW IT
- Fed up
- Sick
- Had health day. Oatmeal. Blueberries. Blueberries and stuff. Water. Vitamins. Stairs and stretches. (Yet none of that is recorded)
- Crazy. Ate pizza instead
- Shoving things in your face helps because then you don't want to eat
- Oatmeal is filling. Had oatmeal with berries. Soothed tummy. ENERGY!
- I am aware that I have a problem. Live in Denialville
- Oatmeal. Filling.
- DON'T SAY GREASE, CHAT
- Tomorrow I will do my best. Vlog for accountability. Then I chimp. Don't hold me accountable.
- Cauliflower hurts my tummy
- I liked Swolenormous but I didn't
- Damned if you do damned if you don't
- Gotta buckle down
- Can't watch CERTAIN mukbangs
- Hobbies? Uhhhh....reading and singing. Physical? No
- People laugh at my singing but I will SING
- I should have karaoke parties at my house
- I poop alot
- Oatmeal
- HEE HEE
- Feeling better
- Don't like talking to real friends and therapists
- Made Rena mad
- Roasted Dandelion Roots
- Traditional, medicinal?
- Talk on live is therapy (she could literally do this with a therapist and get some help)
- BEEZIN JOE
- Being social is hard (while being on a live)
- No surgery
- TRAUMA FROM HYSTERECTOMY
- No gall bladder, no reproductive organs, want to keep the rest of my organs
- Won't have pussy cancer like ALR
- Can't breathe though, something is wrong
- ALR situation scared me, but not. Won't have her problem
- Nurse said if you have headaches walking your blood pressure is bad amd I do...ANYWAYS
- I ignore and eat
- Top number was 101 usually 130, one time it was 180
- Depression until it's too late
- Estrogen patch makes me nauseous
- Not worried about Bibi. He hasn't moved on (yet she was kicked out)
- Gonna do lots of roadtrips
- Haven't had a box of Kraft Dinner in forever. (Didn't she just have some on a burger?)
- I'M not over 400 pounds yet
- Hospital said 390
- Clothes are on my floor because I'm "sorting"
- No cats to cheer me up
- Did you hear me blow my nose? I have a bathroom in my bedroom
- Used to have acid reflux, no more! Used to choke
- Boogers
- I like my big not crummy house. But BUGS
- GOAL: Change bed positions without dying
- Still sick from the Ceasar
- Still shopping for kitchen table
- $300 dollars in credit for table
- Caesar's and Domino's hurt me
- I have alot of lovers (fans), gonna focus on that
- I have a CPAP
- Burger King fries aren't great
- I have core lovers and core haters. Nobody will change their mind even if I lost weight (bullshit) I block them
- Love always wins
- How can people on YouTube make their lives on drama
- My core hates drama
- If I did everything right people would still hate me (no)
- Might move to Africa with my aunt
- Her living room is a jungle
- HAH!
- I want to go to Africa
- Aunt said it was awesome and she got robbed
- Still awesome
- Want to go to Senegal 🇸🇳 can't go now
- Any hot brothers Bibi?
- I love salsa dancing
- I don't like my teeth. I was ugly when I was young.
- Used to look like Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber
- Showing veneers
- I miss sleeping without a machine
- HEE HEE
- I want to pet a goat right now
- Positivity helps, thanks guys!
- I need a man that is comfortable being on camera, unlike Bibi
- Gotta fix my tattoo
- Looking for my "next victim" (god help him)
- When I'm healthy I'm really flirty aaaaand....you know what I mean?
- Not rushing
- "Kate Winslet I wish" (I suspect a troll 😂)
- Bibi talk
- Wipes boogers then wipes her eyes
- Gonna pick my nose for 10 hours after stream
- Intro talk
- I don't think mukbangs are awesome, can't think of bacon. I was seriously sick. MY TUMMY
- I don't feel good
- Is pumpkin coconut curry soup healthy?
- Don't say Little Caesars
- I've heard of edible butter! (Ffs)
- Turns camera away and picks nose, but describes the process, blows snot rockets
- IM DISGUSTING
- Pepto tastes gross
- Why is it Pepto Bismol, should be Salted Caramel Bismol
- No OnlyFans
- Gonna make soup
- I like water, but no fresh air...GIANT BUGS
- 4cm packing, no nurse soon!
- Gotta wake up for nurse, ugh
- Ignored cyst, shouldn't have
- It was just a red mark
- Stinky
- What time is it Joe
- Didn't know it would smell
- Infection smells bad
- 10 minutes of food sperging
- I can speak French
- Lived with a French family briefly
- Went to French Catholic school
- Turned camera to pick nose again
- Why are lunch ladies mean?
- GOODNIGHT! "Gotta blow me shnozz"
- BEEZIN
- BEEZERS
- New day tomorrow!!
 
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It's true; thread veterans remember occasionally glimpsing her ears when she was in portrait view, but gone are those halcyon days.

She's gaining weight on her eyebrows now, incidentally, and her actual eyebrows are being tweezed into oblivion (but she doesn't shape them, gorls). More importantly though: the other day I posted about how she sized out of her faux-Versace top, as evidence of her weight gain, and I also posted about her smoking. In about 48 hours, she's explicitly denied smoking, and now what do we get in this video?
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She's stuffed herself into this baroque sausage casing, ripping the seams to pieces, just to show me how wrong I am.

Except I happened to remember shooting this little still from circa 26th February — under four months ago, but before she moved into her Eating Cave.
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You'll notice her shoulder fat — shoulder fat — is not trying to burst out of the open seam like a trucker's gut out of an undersized dress shirt. Still, I'm forced to eat my words, as long as she doesn't eat them first: it's not true that she can no longer fit into it; she can still get it on (provided the garment is destroyed in the process). She's being True and Honest about her teeny weeny weight gain; let all doubts perish.

I'm a little flattered that she's attempted to directly contradict me, personally, twice. To take a leaf from her book:

Why are you so obsessed with me, Chantal? It is really hilarious. Get a freakin life 🤣🤣.
It's cute that you think she's as obsessed with you as you are with her but someone in the live chat questioned her about smoking.
Also "Why you so obsessed with me" is such an amber and Chantal move 😂🐄🐄🐄🐄.
 
It is quite funny how Chantal always says that we do not see what she does with her life when the camera is off but we actually do. Her livestreams are very representative always done in her office chair in the kitchen, lying on her bed like a beached whale or in her bingemobile. The only place missing is the porcelain throne but thankfully she is still not depraved enough to do a live while destroying a toilet.
 
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