Autism and being a lolcow

[howyadoin]

A lot of lolcows here are diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder of some kind, so it seems that if you’re diagnosed with autism, there’s a bigger chance of being a lolcow.

But how do you prevent an autistic person from being a lolcow? There should be discipline of some kind, but to what extent without abusing the child, as there are cases like Susan Schofield-Cabana and the Maass family where abusing autistic children is one reason they’ve become lolcows. Giving an autistic access to the internet also increases their chances of being a lolcow, but should you really ban autistics from the Internet altogether?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

A lot of Kiwis are on the spectrum so your point is moot.

 

[JamusActimus]

I think that most lolcow problem is the fact that they are not self aware. We don't laugh with a lolcow but at a lolcow's expense.

Look at mew2king : he is very autistic yet not a lolcow.
He know he has a problem but he can laugh with us when he does stupid shits and sometimes does them on purpose to make us laugh.

 

[Cast Iron Pan]

But how do you prevent an autistic person from being a lolcow?

Cow Aversion & Reparation Therapy (COWART):
1) Feed them amphetamines
2) Shackle them to tedious tasks that don't involve socializing
3) Prevent them from ever using an internet

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

A lot of Kiwis are on the spectrum so your point is moot.

No one's "on the spectrum" here, smash 'tism like a lass, better dead than sped!

 

[howyadoin]

A lot of Kiwis are on the spectrum so your point is moot.

How do you prevent Kiwis from getting halal’d?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

tard wrangle you kids. look at Chris-chan for example. sure, he was a weirdo but once Bob left to meet his maker, Chris went out of control and became a fucking tranny. Bob would have never allowed it if he was still alive.

you have to be the man and put your foot down and say NO when the tard wants to do something stupid.

 

[bothiggedyhog]

attention seeking people tend to be that way regardless of autism, it just seems like more cows have autism because the ones with autism are more horrifying. plenty of ppl with the tism are quiet or just try to fit in with the crowd.
you can't stop people who want attention from getting it, although restricting internet use from an early age and encouraging real life hobbies is a good place to start

 

[SIGSEGV]

How do you prevent Kiwis from getting halal’d?

Why would you want to do that?

 

[The Last Stand]

How do you prevent Kiwis from getting halal’d?

It just happens. If you act like an consistent ass, expect somebody to find you out and expose you.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

No one's "on the spectrum" here, smash 'tism like a lass, better dead than sped!

You are a goddamn titan of autism, the human incarnation of Asperger Syndrome, you duck-fucking kiddie-cranker.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

You are a goddamn titan of autism, the human incarnation of Asperger Syndrome, you duck-fucking kiddie-cranker.

Yeah I know Webby's a duck but we never really were in love, twas more like a business partnership, for adventures, treasure hunts and building up Vanderquack Industries Ltd.,

My current fiancé is Deryn Sharpe, she is a 16 year old Scottish milliardaire duck lass with gender identity issues who participated as a pilotess in the Great War between the Darwinist and Clanker powers.

Asperger? You mean the crazed Nazi scientist who introduced genetically fabricated creatures to Central Europe?

 

[Overcast]

Being a good parent and restricting internet usage. I mean, there are no guarantees in life, but so many parents just seem to wave their hands in the air and just give up on their kids whether they're autistic or not. YOU brought the child into the world, YOU gotta prepare them for it the best you can.

Spend a lot of time with them, take them to all kinds of different places, meet different people, get them to play different kinds of sports, get them to try lots of different kinds of foods. ENRICH them. And DON'T. STOP. TRYING.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Yeah I know Webby's a duck but we never really were in love, twas more like a business partnership, for adventures, treasure hunts and building up Vanderquack Industries Ltd.,

My current fiancé is Deryn Sharpe, she is a 16 year old Scottish milliardaire duck lass with gender identity issues who participated as a pilotess in the Great War between the Darwinist and Clanker powers.

Asperger? You mean the crazed Nazi scientist who introduced genetically fabricated creatures to Central Europe?

I see we've graduated to masturbating to YA fiction. Your wrangler must be proud.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

fiction

Yeah, no.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I think that most lolcow problem is the fact that they are not self aware. We don't laugh with a lolcow but at a lolcow's expense.

Look at mew2king : he is very autistic yet not a lolcow.
He know he has a problem but he can laugh with us when he does stupid shits and sometimes does them on purpose to make us laugh.

Being Autistic doesn't make you a lolcow and being a lolcow doesn't mean you have autism. Being a lolcow is a state of being not a mental illness.

tard wrangle you kids. look at Chris-chan for example. sure, he was a weirdo but once Bob left to meet his maker, Chris went out of control and became a fucking tranny. Bob would have never allowed it if he was still alive.

you have to be the man and put your foot down and say NO when the tard wants to do something stupid.

Even when his Dad was alive Chris was still making a fool of himself on the Internet. Daddy Chandler couldn't stop his
son from driving to Ohio or shoving a medallion up his ass to rescue his Internet girlfriend from her evil twin brother who were both played by a thirteen year old boy in bad falsetto or tell his son that walking around stores with a sign asking women to date him wasn't a good idea even when he got kicked out of stores and expelled from college. He failed as a parent long before Chris turned into a CPU goddess married to Pokemon.

Like @Overcast said being a good parent helps autistic and weird people integrate into the world in a healthy way. Its a similar phenomenon with serial killers and other petty criminals; they had unstable home-lives and didn't learn to react to the world in a healthy manner.

Yeah I know Webby's a duck but we never really were in love, twas more like a business partnership, for adventures, treasure hunts and building up Vanderquack Industries Ltd.,

My current fiancé is Deryn Sharpe, she is a 16 year old Scottish milliardaire duck lass with gender identity issues who participated as a pilotess in the Great War between the Darwinist and Clanker powers.

Asperger? You mean the crazed Nazi scientist who introduced genetically fabricated creatures to Central Europe?

Trying to unpack your autistic possibly drunken ramblings. So your new waifu is some Steampunk drunken Scottish balloonist? Yeah I'd stick with the autistic cartoon duck girl, she's one of the few "strong" CURENT YEAR female characters I don't feel the urge to bash over the head with a 2X4.

 

[5ever a crab]

Cut out internet- though I would of disagreed with this action if it was pre 2010.

Lolcow behavior such as unwillingness or lashing out against criticism was heavily looked down upon almost all internet communities, and there was a culture where making fun of weirdos as the norm. Another key rule was "internet is serious business", where being loose, having fun, and not being overly serious all the time was to be expected when communicating with others on the web.
And I recall there were a dozen of Sonichu rants made by actual autists who got mad over Chris-chan being a bad example of autism with him using the tard card to escape personal responsibility and such.

Things change and go. I'm not a parent but I would just block out internet and at least hammer down the fact in life of accepting criticism properly.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

A lot of lolcows here are diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder of some kind, so it seems that if you’re diagnosed with autism, there’s a bigger chance of being a lolcow.

But how do you prevent an autistic person from being a lolcow? There should be discipline of some kind, but to what extent without abusing the child, as there are cases like Susan Schofield-Cabana and the Maass family where abusing autistic children is one reason they’ve become lolcows. Giving an autistic access to the internet also increases their chances of being a lolcow, but should you really ban autistics from the Internet altogether?

Some autistic people can avoid becoming a lolcow if they're raised well enough and learn how to be more self-aware of their actions. Being self-aware doesn't 100% prevent an autistic person from becoming a lolcow, but it's a large factor from what I've observed. Most lolcows lack self-awareness.

If they can't learn that and they're left to their own devices, well... yeah you've got a future lolcow.

Ban them from the internet? Then where would we get that sweet, sweet lolmilk?

 

[The man The only man]

Congrats to OP by ensuring that this thread gets used as a source by an academic paper.