Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Lain of the Wired]

So how much of a useless mass does the arm have to become before they just cut it off? Also insert joke about Jack being a useless mass here.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

When the coof first hit the US, Jack and Boogie were my 1st Team All Stars for dropping from it. Their resistance astounds me to no end.

 

[The Early 2000's]

I hate that Jack sees himself as a martyr for not wearing a mask, as if he's dodging the Gestapo. No, Jack, you're just stubborn, ignorant, and re-tah-ded in believing that wearing a mask to prevent spread of a life-threatening virus somehow goes against your religion and/or human rights.

I was wondering, how old is Jack? It's not on his twitter bio or anything, and I remember someone posted his grad photos ITT.

 

[Whatthefuck]

So how much of a useless mass does the arm have to become before they just cut it off? Also insert joke about Jack being a useless mass here.

They won't remove it. There's no need unless it gets infected. He should use a sling though because the dead weight isn't good for his shoulder joint and spine and he'll progressively start to sag more on that side. If his lazy ass had taken rehab seriously he may have gotten some function back, but it's Jack. There are braces he could wear on his hand to help unclench it and botox injections may help a bit. That limb is dead, though. It's all about mitigation now.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Jack, if you're giving that smoking gun away instead of returning it to Amazon like all the other crap you try, it is a nice gesture. I hope that whoever it goes to enjoys it.
Here's another suggestion for your videos: if you move the camera to the other side of the pan, your working arm won't get in the way of the camera when you're cooking the food.

 

[Aaway]

The way Jack's stroke hand clenches reminds me of how the Hartley Hooligans had so little brain that they couldn't even unclench their fists or relax their limbs. It looked fucking painful.

Even after all the neurological damage following a stroke, wouldn't it still hurt to have your stroke fist clenched all the time?

i was wondering about that. when you dangle your arm to the side, your hand isn't clenched like the way jack's dead hand always is unless you actually close it. and when he let go of the smoker gun his hand slowly went back into a clench

i find it odd that his dead hand's natural position is in an almost full clench. unless this is a thing when it comes to strokes?

I hate that Jack sees himself as a martyr for not wearing a mask, as if he's dodging the Gestapo. No, Jack, you're just stubborn, ignorant, and re-tah-ded in believing that wearing a mask to prevent spread of a life-threatening virus somehow goes against your religion and/or human rights.

I was wondering, how old is Jack? It's not on his twitter bio or anything, and I remember someone posted his grad photos ITT.

i believe he's 52 or 53

 

[Whatthefuck]

i find it odd that his dead hand's natural position is in an almost full clench. unless this is a thing when it comes to strokes?

It's common. It has to do with the muscle atrophy. With no muscle to manipulate your hand, your tendons and ligaments start to draw in making the hand contract in like that.

 

[DX10]

It's common. It has to do with the muscle atrophy. With no muscle to manipulate your hand, your tendons and ligaments start to draw in making the hand contract in like that.

Also happens in the corpses of serious neurological trauma victims sometimes from what I've read. Dudes curling up like smashed spiders. Shit is creepy.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

This idiot doesn't realize that you have to use this product after you've cooked your meat or when it's just about finished. There's almost nothing to adhere the smoke to the meat when it's raw and what little is, is removed during cooking. Considering how many smokers he has, he should know that the flavor comes from high temp smoke penetration over time as it cooks into the meat.

This

It's a finishing tool. Jack has no idea. He just saw hurrrr smoke hurrrr

 

[renetto]

the funniest thing about the mask signs is that they aren't even enforced. the CDC signs read "MASK REQUIRED TO ENTER THIS BUSINESS (in fine print) *if you want to slow the spread of COVID-19" no one doing a last minute stop at the grocery store after work is going to get kicked out and banned because they don't have or forgot a mask

it's specifically designed to piss off and deter people like jack that are driving around town in protest trying to act like everything is a gigantic hoax by the government

 

[Aaway]

the funniest thing about the mask signs is that they aren't even enforced. the CDC signs read "MASK REQUIRED TO ENTER THIS BUSINESS (in fine print) *if you want to slow the spread of COVID-19" no one doing a last minute stop at the grocery store after work is going to get kicked out and banned because they don't have or forgot a mask

it's specifically designed to piss off and deter people like jack that are driving around town in protest trying to act like everything is a gigantic hoax by the government

some stores (mainly supermarkets) actually do enforce the mask rule and have turned people like jack away for refusing to wear one

at least where i live that's the case

 

[Whatthefuck]

the funniest thing about the mask signs is that they aren't even enforced. the CDC signs read "MASK REQUIRED TO ENTER THIS BUSINESS (in fine print) *if you want to slow the spread of COVID-19" no one doing a last minute stop at the grocery store after work is going to get kicked out and banned because they don't have or forgot a mask

it's specifically designed to piss off and deter people like jack that are driving around town in protest trying to act like everything is a gigantic hoax by the government

My favorite thing about the boomer hoax theory is that they don't even know who is perpetrating the hoax. Is it the Chinese? Is it the Clintons? Is it Bill Gates? Is it PPE manufacturers and drug companies? Is it a deep state conspiracy during an election year? I can't even imagine which of these mush brain believes to make him so adamantly against something so inconsequential.

 

[stets]

some stores (mainly supermarkets) actually do enforce the mask rule and have turned people like jack away for refusing to wear one

at least where i live that's the case

the government orders where I live have been very carefully worded to be misconstrued. For example, there's a government order that essential business are required to post signage that masks are required to enter. There's nothing in the order that masks are actually required, though - only the signage is required. People, of course, then assume masks are legally required, but they aren't. I assume this is because the vast majority of localities don't want to get in the tedious business of literally playing mask police when they can be clever with legal language instead.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Considering how many smokers he has, he should know that the flavor comes from high temp smoke penetration over time as it cooks into the meat.

He says, "I probably couldn't have gotten more smoke into that meat with my smoker." He should also know that it is completely possible to get a lot more smoke into meat. You can over smoke and it tastes like bitter charcoal flavor.

 

[Whatthefuck]

He says, "I probably couldn't have gotten more smoke into that meat with my smoker." He should also know that it is completely possible to get a lot more smoke into meat. You can over smoke and it tastes like bitter charcoal flavor.

I mean, we don't really trust Jack's palate, do we? His tastebuds were nuked decades ago.

 

[The Last Stand]

ooohhh jack gonna be mad

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nicest guy on youtube!

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Plot twist: he can't wear a mask without both of his arms. Or his face is so bloated from "keto."

 

[JoeFlorida]

Out of curiosity, has Jack ever tried to take down videos of people criticizing or making fun of him? I know he's taken down videos people reuploaded where he admitted to choking his son, but I'm wondering if he's tried to get like Cr1tikal's or Should I Try's videos on him removed. It just really seems like something he would do.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Plot twist: he can't wear a mask without both of his arms. Or his face is so bloated from "keto."

I actually thought about him being pissed because it would likely be more difficult to put on and properly fit a mask with one arm, but it's totally possible. Frankly, if I were him, I'd be grateful for a mask. He needs one in general.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

some stores (mainly supermarkets) actually do enforce the mask rule and have turned people like jack away for refusing to wear one

at least where i live that's the case

That's what it's like where I'm at, too. Supermarkets, drug stores, even fast food vendors. Jack wouldn't last a second here. He'd go as thin as a rake and complain to everybody who doesn't care about how "boring" and "unbelievable" this place is on his fb. Is he enforcing his obnoxious no-mask policy on his family?

 

[Swiss46]

I actually thought about him being pissed because it would likely be more difficult to put on and properly fit a mask with one arm, but it's totally possible. Frankly, if I were him, I'd be grateful for a mask. He needs one in general.

He can just hang one side on his ear while he puts on the second strap. He's just a man baby crying about the equivalent of having to wear a seatbelt.