The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

This is shaping more and more up to appear to be a social experiment to determine how many people, during a period of global strife, will give money in order to be party to an experience designed to be as thoroughly unpleasant as possible.
 
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All this horror and I realized I also completely fucking failed to notice the Streamable link, which is half a minute long and then just black screen afterwards for some godforsaken reason. https://streamable.com/8oh128#
And, for archival's sake, a direct upload too. Brace for Peak Female Physique, gents.
 
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Entry Team To TOC said:
Breaking news from /v/, where I was fortunate(?) enough to see what's beneath Abby's shirt. God help us all.
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Not to be a prude but what does a hardcore sex scene do to contribute to the game overall? There are many tasteful ways to depict a sex scene that doesn't rely on full frontal nudity of poorly designed breasts that are the sole result of titty skittles? A deep kiss and cut to black before seeing the characters under a blanket would convey the same romantic tone without resorting to hideous nude models that make the audience creeped out when they see them. From what I remember from the original leaks Ellie and her dyke girlfriend are just depicted in their underwear after their sex scene and it conveys the same lovers tone as this...eye gouging scene.
 
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Strange Wilderness said:
Not to be a prude but what does a hardcore sex scene do to contribute to the game overall? There are many tasteful ways to depict a sex scene that doesn't rely on full frontal nudity of poorly designed breasts that are the sole result of titty skittles? A deep kiss and cut to black before seeing the characters under a blanket would convey the same romantic tone without resorting to hideous nude models that make the audience creeped out why they see them. From what I remember from the original leaks Ellie and her dyke girlfriend are just depicted in their underwear and it conveys the same lovers tone as this...eye gouging scene.
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They're too lazy to model characters under a blanket. In fact almost all studios are, the only game to date to model someone under a blanket to date is Deadly Premonition.
 
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Entry Team To TOC said:
All this horror and I realized I also completely fucking failed to notice the Streamable link, which is half a minute long and then just black screen afterwards for some godforsaken reason. https://streamable.com/8oh128#
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Why does this need to be in the video game?

It doesn't even matter that neither of them are attractive, though it'd at least make the pill easier to swallow. Why is this scene important? What does it add to the story? What interactive enjoyment will the player derive from sitting through it? If it doesn't serve the plot or the gameplay it doesn't need to be in it.

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In fact almost all studios are, the only game to date to model someone under a blanket to date is Deadly Premonition.
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Detroit: Become Human did it, also. Several times, even. I only remember because the SBFP guys shit their pants over it.
 
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Entry Team To TOC said:
All this horror and I realized I also completely fucking failed to notice the Streamable link, which is half a minute long and then just black screen afterwards for some godforsaken reason. https://streamable.com/8oh128#
[Proper upload coming shortly, will edit it in when it's done.]
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Dear God what the fuck is this game? Everything about this scene is wrong. Abby's naked body is so mannish that this right here has convinced me she is a troon. People have been joking about it for months, but this right here is definitive proof in the worst way.

And the slapping sounds, oh my God the slapping sounds.
 
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They're going to close the studio and offload the properties to some of their other studios like how they're already doing with Jak.

I mean you realize that both Insomniac and Suckerpunch are both putting out games on the same level as ND's best.
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I can't believe Sony closed Studio Liverpool and not Naughty Dog smh
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A TROON FOR REAL

This is golden. This is fucking golden. Not even early puberty female boobs look like that. What the fuck is wrong with you Neil? How is this in a AAA game? What did Anita say to you for it to get to this level?

This is how one of the most revered games in modern history dies, with golfing and troon sex :lit::lit::lit:
 
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