WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[actually]

The problem with this, and it's something I've brought up a bunch of times before both here and in Discords and shit, is this little thing called Ordinary and Necessary Expenses. It's legal terminology, so ignore the "necessary" part because it wasn't necessary for him to move across the country for his business. But O&NE includes interest accrued by debt acquired to support a business. With him putting literally everything on credit, and what we've seen from his final statements from some of his lenders, it is not impossible for him to have been paying off "business-related" credit card debt that amounted to a significant portion of that $5k/mo expense. He put his movers on credit, probably part of the down payment, he probably had that CT khando on credit, who fucking knows what else. And I know, the whole "But he put down that his debt was consumer debt, not business debt!" schtick, but there's basically no separation between the business and person when you're sole proprietor, and they clearly didn't give a fuck about his other fuck ups on his filing, so I doubt they care about that tick box either.

Point is that to entirely exonerate himself, he would have to show those statements.

That doesn't explain why his O&N expenses varied from around $3500 to $9000. He didn't move, make any (and I mean ANY) equipment purchases, or make any other large purchases in July or the preceding months. If you want to include his PS4 Pro and 4KTV from March or April that he claimed were "gifts", they were all of $800, so that's not it either. His interest payments aren't going to drop by $6,000 from one month to the next. And honestly, even if they did, he could detail his interest payment in the expenses breakdown too.

He doesn't have to show any records at all. Just give a detailed list. Shit, do it for July and August 2019. That's all it would take.

 

[Synth]

That doesn't explain why his O&N expenses varied from around $3500 to $9000. He didn't move, make any (and I mean ANY) equipment purchases, or make any other large purchases in July or the preceding months. If you want to include his PS4 Pro and 4KTV from March or April that he claimed were "gifts", they were all of $800, so that's not it either. His interest payments aren't going to drop by $6,000 from one month to the next. And honestly, even if they did, he could detail his interest payment in the expenses breakdown too.

He doesn't have to show any records at all. Just give a detailed list. Shit, do it for July and August 2019. That's all it would take.

Yes, that one month is an outlier. I just bring up the O&NE shit because there is actually a possibility that he had $5k/mo in expenses legitimately. That other 4 grand, who knows, but the rest is possible.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

So those WWE Factions talk to each other, I guess? They could start a little support group called "We knew Phil was trouble when he joined but we wanted his open wallet, until shit got real and we didn't want it anymore please stop". Might need to work on the name.

They are also very hurtful.

 

[TurboSwine]

So those WWE Factions talk to each other, I guess? They could start a little support group called "We knew Phil was trouble when he joined but we wanted his open wallet, until shit got real and we didn't want it anymore please stop". Might need to work on the name.

They are also very hurtful.

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You glorious deranged bastard.

 

[behind_the_scenes_begging]

I hope Phil realises that if he quits WWE now then he's letting the trolls win. He just has to try again with a different name or faction.

 

[grump]

Some months he did. It was between $5000 and $10000. I assume some of those were legitimate, so I guessed $5000 for the "microtransactions"

It didn't peak at 10k it was average 10K/month expenses to supposedly sit around playing paypig bought games. So the peak months are even higher, like maybe 14k in expenses in a single month during the time period reported.

EDIT: I just remembered that the 10K/month average expenses don't even include most of his debt payments (or obligations since he wasn't paying many/any of them at the end anyways) so keep that it mind as well.

 

[gh0stzero]

So those WWE Factions talk to each other, I guess? They could start a little support group called "We knew Phil was trouble when he joined but we wanted his open wallet, until shit got real and we didn't want it anymore please stop". Might need to work on the name.

They are also very hurtful.

Hopefully that last sentence makes it into random.txt

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, and has been able to reliably count on Phil putting on the worst acting performances of his long career of lying every single time he has addressed the topic and denied knowing a damn thing about a damn thing, in order to further convince us.

He's ticcing and twitching and giving off so many of his classic liar's tells every time he gets even near the issue that he's practically having a seizure.

You glorious deranged bastard.

Based madman.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Okay, these dox haven't been posted anywhere other than here on the farms, have they?

If not, then "TheyCallMeDSP" has to be aware of KiwiFarms. If he really is not Phil, why not make an account and prove he is not Phil Burnell. The cyberbullies will get bored and he can get back to giving Scopely all his money.

He knows exactly where to find us. This can be simply and painlessly resolved. It's easier than crying to Scopely to get a name change. No more innocent gatcha addicts need to get doxed.

It's a good plan except for the fact that it is Phil and we all know it.

 

[Covfefe]

I for some reason don't think Phil reads the Farms, but if he reads any thread I hope it's this one. This is so good. As others have remarked, the best part is that he has nobody he can talk to about this because he autistically can't drop the charade, so this world-famous loudmouth with low impulse control is stewing in absolute misery and refuses to do anything about it. I thought I was done with Phil after the bankruptcy, but like a greasy muscle .jpg, this thread keeps reeling me back in. Nigel is a based, based man.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

If Phil does read this thread I want him to know that, it may not seem like it, but us causing him to quit WWE Champions may be the best thing anyone has ever done for him.

You're welcome Phil.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

Yes, that one month is an outlier. I just bring up the O&NE shit because there is actually a possibility that he had $5k/mo in expenses legitimately. That other 4 grand, who knows, but the rest is possible.

If you looked in the bankruptcy thread, I basically broke down what I think his O&N expenses were. The short of it is that even giving Phil a host of generous assumptions, I couldn't even get half of his expenses explained. If he's writing his spending on WWE Champions as a business expense, this could have serious legal repercussions for Phil, both for his bankruptcy and his taxes. Serious enough to amount to fraud.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

If you looked in the bankruptcy thread, I basically broke down what I think his O&N expenses were. The short of it is that even giving Phil a host of generous assumptions, I couldn't even get half of his expenses explained. If he's writing his spending on WWE Champions as a business expense, this could have serious legal repercussions for Phil, both for his bankruptcy and his taxes. Serious enough to amount to fraud.

It's also peculiar that the 9k expense is the amount that just so happens to push him under the means testing threshold.

 

[Kosher Dill]

We're getting close, Phil is going to for-real cry on stream and I'll be laughing like a hyena.

 

[MoonRocker]

So those WWE Factions talk to each other, I guess? They could start a little support group called "We knew Phil was trouble when he joined but we wanted his open wallet, until shit got real and we didn't want it anymore please stop". Might need to work on the name.

They are also very hurtful.

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Fucking love you Nigel. You single-handedly are the reason why there’s any steam to Phil’s lolcowism right now given how massively boring that fat faggot has become lately.

The WWE arc almost died off a while back and it’s just shitting out gold right now. As usual with DSP-related fuckery, when you think shit is dying down, the ‘Tism Vortex spews something back out.

I also want to to take the opportunity to point out something Nigel had been saying for a while: overprotecting DSP and any aspect of his activities is worse than neghole pozzing.

 

[Covfefe]

Fucking love you Nigel. You single-handedly are the reason why there’s any steam to Phil’s lolcowism right now given how massively boring that fat faggot has become lately.

The WWE arc almost died off a while back and it’s just shitting out gold right now. As usual with DSP-related fuckery, when you think shit is dying down, the ‘Tism Vortex spews something back out.

I also want to to take the opportunity to point out something Nigel had been saying for a while: overprotecting DSP and any aspect of his activities is worse than neghole pozzing.

This isn't neghole pozzing. If it were Phil then it would be, but we all know Phil doesn't play WWE Champions so Nigel is just messing with random people who have nothing to do with Phil!

 

[behind_the_scenes_begging]

The fact that he's so silent on twitter suggests he's gone to ground. Silence is deafening. In some ways an unrelated gin tweet tonight would provide him the best cover that it's not him.

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

Came home to see that Nigel, as always, delivers the goods and Phil is once again a free agent. Absolute hilarity.

Phil has to be cursing you out something fierce right now, Nigel. Savor this moment, for surely your services will be needed once more before too long when the next faction of boomer mongs decide to take Phil and his VERY OPEN WALLET into their nest.

Watching the depths this pathetic soul will go to try to flex his flabby muscle in "oily naked men collector" is pretty eye-opening. He has literally nothing else to brag about in his life, and he's not recognized as a top-tier anything, be it streamer, entertainer, gamer, all things that his entire persona is based on. This little slice of gacha is the only thing in his life that he can say is better than the vast majority of the population. Now, he can't even do that anymore because the Doxhounds will be all over his clan sooner or later and they'll yeet him to save themselves.

This is literally sucking away any joy out of his life. Call it "tough love". All I know is, I absolutely am enjoying every moment, couldn't happen to a better person.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

The fact that he's so silent on twitter suggests he's gone to ground. Silence is deafening. In some ways an unrelated gin tweet tonight would provide him the best cover that it's not him.

Hasn't Phil given up on the tweeters because supertard copyright struck his display pic?

 

[grump]

I for some reason don't think Phil reads the Farms, but if he reads any thread I hope it's this one. This is so good. As others have remarked, the best part is that he has nobody he can talk to about this because he autistically can't drop the charade, so this world-famous loudmouth with low impulse control is stewing in absolute misery and refuses to do anything about it. I thought I was done with Phil after the bankruptcy, but like a greasy muscle .jpg, this thread keeps reeling me back in. Nigel is a based, based man.

If I remember correctly he has repeatedly confirmed that he read...oh excuse me...ALLATA PEEPUL tell him about whats going on here...because he thinks sitting around like the goutfather while paypigs whisper into his ear everything that happens here makes him seem less obsessed and deranged than if he simply came here himself. Although he easily could be lying and actually does visit here personally which I think is more likely. Hi Phil.

Fucking love you Nigel. You single-handedly are the reason why there’s any steam to Phil’s lolcowism right now given how massively boring that fat faggot has become lately.

The WWE arc almost died off a while back and it’s just shitting out gold right now. As usual with DSP-related fuckery, when you think shit is dying down, the ‘Tism Vortex spews something back out.

I also want to to take the opportunity to point out something Nigel had been saying for a while: overprotecting DSP and any aspect of his activities is worse than neghole pozzing.

With people going full retard over that guy who ODed I've been coming here less and less. The paypigs just reliably keep handing money over day after day preventing any drama or salt and it gets old after awhile. Maybe we can get some more fun out of this arc after all.