The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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JoelInOneProTour said:
You know what kinda character becomes obsessed with revenge to the point of murdering a man that saved her?

Ill tell you who doesn't, someone who lives a happy life in an underground bunker with food,water,friends, and a boyfriend.

If after the fireflies fell apart, Abby was left scrounging to survive, and when we see her shes basically barely living off of old expired movie theater beans, maybe I would have some sympathy, but with this setup, fuck no.
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This. The bitch literally lives in a secure ass fucking bunker with access to fresh food, water, and even a fucking GYM. With her friends and a lover. I really fucking wish Ellie had finished drowning her.
 
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How much do you want to bet Druckmann thought he would cement himself as the Coen Bros. of video games with this garbage? He seems to have forgotten that the Coen Bros. tend to have a sense of humor about their films. Hell a fucking musical number they made says more about humanity than his entire careers output.
Imagine being that shit at your job. I would recommend people watch The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs by the way.
 
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I honestly don't know why they would purposely sabotage such a great franchise like this. Did they honestly play test this all and think earnestly that 'Oh yeah the fans of the original are going to love this!'. And Ellie sparing Abby because 'That's what Joel would do.', like what? Joel would have fucking finished drowning Abby and not given a single fuck. Fuck naughty dog man. But most importantly, and I want you all to hear this, FUCK YOU NEIL DRUCKMANN, YOU FUCKING MASSIVE FAGGOT.
 
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Saxxon said:
Muta just couldn't handle the deep and grim themes, what a bigot.
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He gave the game a 7/10 review after just 1 hour of gameplay (just for the presentation and story), then he really tried hard to enjoy it but it started to get worse and worse, the gameplay was repetitve and broken, he found that you can sleath cheat just by croaching he then gave it a 3/10 and kept hopelessly trying to enjoy it.

His final giving up and shitting on the game was clearly a breaking point, you can't say he didn't tried, the game is too simultaneously boring and infuriating to be good.
 
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Tim Buckley said:
He gave the game a 7/10 review after just 1 hour (just for the presentation and history) of gameplay, then he really tried hard to enjoy it but it started to get worse and worse, he then agve it a 3/10 and kept hopelessly trying to enjoy it.

His final shitting on the game was clearly a breaking point, you can't say he didn't tried, the game is too simultaneously boring and infuriating to be good.
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He mad more fun with the fucking ps4 picture mode than he did 'playing' the game by the end of it.
 
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Terrifik said:
1:52 A.M. Twitter has offical Supressed the TAG for Joel , Elle, Last of US two.
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It is god damn two in the morning, do the corporate faggots really stay up this late and have a direct line to someone at twitter to ask them to do this shit?
 
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Table Country said:
I guess she forgot the part where Joel potentially doomed humanity and blew some dude's brains out to save her ass.
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Oh no, she didn't forget. It shows her in a flashback saying she hated how he didn't let her get killed. How if he'd let her do that, at least her life would have mattered. She's fucking saying this to the man that's been doing everything in his power to keep her alive.
 
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You're a Big Guy said:
I honestly don't know why they would purposely sabotage such a great franchise like this. Did they honestly play test this all and think earnestly that 'Oh yeah the fans of the original are going to love this!'. And Ellie sparing Abby because 'That's what Joel would do.', like what? Joel would have fucking finished drowning Abby and not given a single fuck. Fuck naughty dog man. But most importantly, and I want you all to hear this, FUCK YOU NEIL DRUCKMANN, YOU FUCKING MASSIVE FAGGOT.
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You see, you were probably expecting another adventure of Joel and Ellie, where they would continue to grow as characters and learn more about eachother. But I am the auteur, the mastermind, Doctor Uckman himself. Joel will die in the first 30 minutes of the game, and you will play as his killer for half of it. Are your expectations not subverted by my genius.

Hang on, I must go moccap the scene where my self insert character fucks my new mary sue character.
 
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You're a Big Guy said:
I honestly don't know why they would purposely sabotage such a great franchise like this. Did they honestly play test this all and think earnestly that 'Oh yeah the fans of the original are going to love this!'. And Ellie sparing Abby because 'That's what Joel would do.', like what? Joel would have fucking finished drowning Abby and not given a single fuck. Fuck naughty dog man. But most importantly, and I want you all to hear this, FUCK YOU NEIL DRUCKMANN, YOU FUCKING MASSIVE FAGGOT.
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Never doubt the powers of vanity and arrogance. There is plenty of it on display here.
 
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