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He really is enamoured by the whole "bossy office man" schtick, isn't he? Wonder how many or what rom-coms he's watched that make him want to keep that hobo suit on every day of the week to keep that illusion
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Most likely his own twisted interpretations of being exposed to old pop culture growing up where the "right people" dressed in finer clothing, growing up LDS where it's commonly felt that "good, upstanding, righteous" men wear suits typically by the time they're teenagers and definitely by 18 for their missions (not all the time of course, but definitely for church and religious functions, weddings, funerals, etc.), and hearing the old axiom "you have to dress for success". Mix that all up in the demented mind of a narcissistic, mentally ill hobgoblin who wants to "stand out" from other young men who don't "put in the effort" of looking nice and dressing sharp, and who wishes to appear to others as someone who is successful and upwardly mobile (especially to the fine young ladies), and you get a guy who wears the same cheap, grody suit everyday, even when it's inappropriate to wear one (the gym, working his janitor job scrubbing shitty toilets, etc.).
I've always found it a chuckle that Russ took the whole suit-wearing aspect of LDS culture to heart, but ignored the teachings about being neatly groomed, practicing good personal hygiene, being clean shaven, and so on. Maybe he does have an undiagnosed case of the Atsimu with how he obsessively fixates on certain subjects to the detriment of everything else, including being clean and groomed?
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If Russ sues Ray Stevens, I'm flying out to SLC myself and screaming at the weirdo. Mr. Stevens holds a special place in my childhood memories. Hey @The Dude can I crash on your couch?
Would that also explain his fixation of "working in an office" and "working for a large company"? He seems to be obsessed with looking like he's an 80s yuppie even though people stopped being impressed by that in the 90s.
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'Working in an office' ties into his obsession with being a successful white collar worker/basically a lawyer, whereas 'working for a large company' just sounds better than 'cleaning toilets at Walmart'.
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It would be more impressive to a woman if you worked for a small company/build-up because it shows you're a risk taker, innovative, and a fighter.
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Who the fuck expects a grocer to thank them? They're doing you a service by ringing you up, you're not doing the minimum wage cashier a service by being there.
Maybe I'm too painfully Canadian to understand this logic, but I suppose Russ has already proven that he doesn't understand that people on the other side of the counter are working actual jobs and not just standing around all day in anticipation for his arrival.
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Russ seems to genuinely believe the world revolves around him. Gracing someone with his presence is (in Russ's warped mind) a high honor, and the least you can do is thank him (or suck him his pee-pee, if you're a 9 or a 10).
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How fucking DARE cashiers do their job and try to get customers purchases paid for and bagged in a timely manner? They don't understand muh plights! They must talk to me no matter how many people are behind me, those people don't count! They didn't kick their disability's ass to the curb like I did, nor are any of THEM the studliest nicest guy around! I can give this cashier a better life, why won't she stop being a bitch and listen to my wooing words???? RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have a feeling that Russ's retarded demeanor is only half of his problem, the other half is the way he insists on hitting on all women and he makes a nuisance of himself.
That combined with the way he talks, where people are unsure if he's actually retarded or not, makes women very uncomfortable around him.
If he was still a slurping, drooling retard, but he quickly and quietly went about his business, bought his groceries, and left with a minimum of interaction, I think people would likely have a lot more sympathy for him, and some women might even engage him in conversation out of pity.
But that's never going to happen, because one of the most reliable things about Russ is his inability to learn that his same pattern of behavior over and over again is ever going to get him what he wants.
So he'll keep scaring women and making them uncomfortable, and assuming that the reason that they don't want to be around him is just his disability, when in reality that's probably only half, or slightly less than 1/2, of the actual reason.
That combined with the way he talks, where people are unsure if he's actually retarded or not, makes women very uncomfortable around him.
If he was still a slurping, drooling retard, but he quickly and quietly went about his business, bought his groceries, and left with a minimum of interaction, I think people would likely have a lot more sympathy for him, and some women might even engage him in conversation out of pity.
But that's never going to happen, because one of the most reliable things about Russ is his inability to learn that his same pattern of behavior over and over again is ever going to get him what he wants.
So he'll keep scaring women and making them uncomfortable, and assuming that the reason that they don't want to be around him is just his disability, when in reality that's probably only half, or slightly less than 1/2, of the actual reason.
Whatthefuck
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There are some people who feel entitled to a "thank you" because they are giving the store their business. I agree this is good practice if you're purchasing a house or a car, but I hardly think Colossal Crunch counts. Most normal people are satisfied with "have a nice day", but the Rusty's of the world feel slighted if they aren't praised for using their neighborhood grocery store.
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I'm shuddering at the thought of Russ, nearing sixty, and hitting on women less than half his age.
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This adds even more evidence to the belief that kids were forced to interact with Russell even though they didn't want to. Now he feels entitled to people's attention even if they have other more pressing matters to attend to. He's desperate to find someone who will recognize his "genius" and massage his ego.
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I feel like Ive heard other people express something like this too, but it's more along the lines of that unconscious exchange you have with strangers like if somebody asks "Hey how are you?" on the street, and youre just passing them you go something like "Im good, thanks!" or more commonly just "hey". So cashiers sometimes go "thanks have a nice day" and you respond, "thanks you too".
Its not something you notice at all, but when it happens you automatically do it. So of course Russel would make it a huge deal and think he's being discriminated against personally and it's a facebook worthy occasion when they dont do it.
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It's pretty much a guarantee at this point, the only thing that would stop it is his removal from society.
He's almost 30 and he goes after the age 18-22 crowd 99% of the time, the only exceptions are women who have money/fame/influence he feels entitled to, like Taylor, Heidi, that lady lawyer, etc.
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Florida has those too. They'll even give you a plastic cup with ice in it free with your purchase. I wish I was making that up.
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As of the pandemic, Oklahoma has them too. Well, it's curbside delivery, but it proved so popular the legislature passed a law making it legal and allowing drive-thru stores to be built.
I'm eagerly awaiting the next development in the stalking saga. I hope our source has something to report soon. I hope we can get a Kiwi to go to the trial, if it goes to trial. He might have an attack of common sense and plead out if the DA offers something like therapy, community service, and a fine with no jail time. While it seems obvious to us, Russ is so arrogant he might think he could get himself acquitted so he might pass up a deal, even if it's good.
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I will admit to being slightly annoyed whenever I say "thanks" to a cashier and they say "no problem" or whatever instead of thanking me back. But like the countless other minor annoyances in life, it doesn't bug me enough that I'm even thinking about it when I get to the door. Russ, with his extreme narcissism and victim complex, spends every waking hour looking for things that validate the victim narrative in his head. Must be miserable. I'd have some empathy for him if he wasn't such a self-centered shitstain.
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I always tend to tell people "thank you" or some variation of "you're welcome" regardless of if I'm helping them, or they're helping me, just because my parents raised me to have manners and be decent to others. I have come to take it as a bit of a point of pride to be considerate towards others in my daily life, and inconsiderate people are one of my biggest pet peaves.
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I’ve worked a lot of CS jobs, and people can be weird, not only Russ. I was never a cashier, but as a representative of the company they should be polite, and if not say thank you, than “have a good day” or whatever is appropriate. Never had anybody rate me for not thanking them, that’s pretty out there, but tbh I’ve seen some stuff.
I don’t understand being annoyed by “no problem” because when you thank somebody, you are not inviting a thank you in return, but a comment on why you thanked them. So to me, no problem has always meant (more formally) “It’s not a problem sir, it’s my job and pleasure.” Most people are not taught to say things like that, but that’s what no problem means.
I spent a lot of time as a bartender/cocktail waitress, where I was often at the mercy of the customers. I even worked in a casino in one of those mini outfits. While I put up with a lot of crap, I’m very glad I never ran into Russell Greer and I’m very thankful for the women nearby that he doesn’t drink.
The only thing worse than Russ Greer would be Russ Greer drunk. Trust me, it would not change his personality for the better.
I don’t understand being annoyed by “no problem” because when you thank somebody, you are not inviting a thank you in return, but a comment on why you thanked them. So to me, no problem has always meant (more formally) “It’s not a problem sir, it’s my job and pleasure.” Most people are not taught to say things like that, but that’s what no problem means.
I spent a lot of time as a bartender/cocktail waitress, where I was often at the mercy of the customers. I even worked in a casino in one of those mini outfits. While I put up with a lot of crap, I’m very glad I never ran into Russell Greer and I’m very thankful for the women nearby that he doesn’t drink.
The only thing worse than Russ Greer would be Russ Greer drunk. Trust me, it would not change his personality for the better.