The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

You see, you were probably expecting another adventure of Joel and Ellie, where they would continue to grow as characters and learn more about eachother. But I am the auteur, the mastermind, Doctor Uckman himself. Joel will die in the first 30 minutes of the game, and you will play as his killer for half of it. Are your expectations not subverted by my genius.

Hang on, I must go moccap the scene where my self insert character fucks my new mary sue character.
Truly, you have subverted my expectations. I was expecting a game, a fun game, in a franchise I enjoyed. But what I got instead was you taking a fat, steaming shit on a disc, and making that into a game. Truly a genius in our time.
 
Oh no, she didn't forget. It shows her in a flashback saying she hated how he didn't let her get killed. How if he'd let her do that, at least her life would have mattered. She's fucking saying this to the man that's been doing everything in his power to keep her alive.
That's also ignoring the fact that the game's message is "revenge is bad, mmkay?" even though Abby gets to do it and gets off scot-free. I guess revenge is only okay when you're fucking the director.
 
That's also ignoring the fact that the game's message is "revenge is bad, mmkay?" even though Abby gets to do it and gets off scot-free. I guess revenge is only okay when you're fucking the director.
She literally killed all of Abby's friends, yet 'No revenge bad' when she finally gets to the fucking WPGA member who clubbed Joel to death.
 
How much do you want to bet Druckmann thought he would cement himself as the Coen Bros. of video games with this garbage? He seems to have forgotten that the Coen Bros. tend to have a sense of humor about their films. Hell a fucking musical number they made says more about humanity than his entire careers output.

I wonder if he thinks he just created another "No Country for Old Men".

Hell, even Anton Chigurh was more sympathetic than Abby.
 
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When that stream becomes a vid, there's a great clippable part at the end where Muta just says 'Fuck this game" and gives two middle fingers up. Save it!
It's also made him hate the first game retroactively too. He deleted the remastered version off his ps4 while going through his home screen game list.
Sooooooo now that the full spoilers are out, I gotta ask; what exactly was the point of this entire game's plot?
I'm sure this has already been posted to the thread, but here's the lesson and what the general response will be.
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I wonder if he thinks he just created another "No Country for Old Men".

Hell, even Anton Chigurh was more sympathetic than Abby.
Seeing as Joel was originally modeled after Llywelyn Moss and TLOU1 was basically just The Road but filled with shitty zombie film cliches I'm gonna bet he thought he was a genius. Then it came time for TLOU2 and he realized there weren't any fitting McCarthy novels for him to rip off anymore because he couldn't have Ellie scalping apaches and as a result the entire story fell to shit.
 
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do we know that if Ellie is a carrier or just immune?
Abby biting her fingers off would infect Abby, and I would at least accept Ellie letting her get away, Abby is just going to turn zombie and kill the shots, so Ellie gets her revenge either way?
 
do we know that if Ellie is a carrier or just immune?
Abby biting her fingers off would infect Abby, and I would at least accept Ellie letting her get away, Abby is just going to turn zombie and kill the shots, so Ellie gets her revenge either way?
No, you see for that to happen, the story would have to be good. But it's the same retarded 'revenge bad' bullshit that's been pulled hundreds of times, almost all of which do it immensely better than TLOU2. Fucking NARUTO did it better.
 
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