- Joined
- Oct 1, 2019
Truly, you have subverted my expectations. I was expecting a game, a fun game, in a franchise I enjoyed. But what I got instead was you taking a fat, steaming shit on a disc, and making that into a game. Truly a genius in our time.You see, you were probably expecting another adventure of Joel and Ellie, where they would continue to grow as characters and learn more about eachother. But I am the auteur, the mastermind, Doctor Uckman himself. Joel will die in the first 30 minutes of the game, and you will play as his killer for half of it. Are your expectations not subverted by my genius.
Hang on, I must go moccap the scene where my self insert character fucks my new mary sue character.